When did you realize that you had been cheated by your own pet?

I used to have a short-haired chow chow at home, named Pete. Dogs, as their name suggests, are very leather. Bite the doll's phone, the table legs, and scratch the solid wood door of the bathroom at home.

Biting other people's puppies outside still bites, before I took it for a run, bit me all, and went to fight rabies seedlings. I didn't go home when I let it go, I didn't recognize the owner, and I used my heart to raise it anyway, but I was sad.

Once I forgot to take out the money for laundry, but the money was all wet, and I took it out to hang on the drying rack, and I forgot to take it down when I went to work the next day, and when I came home from work, I saw a piece of broken money, and then my Erha sat on the ground, as if it was a dog, and I fainted directly!

When my dog came back, I saw a ticket on his back, which said that he and peed in a park, and then fined 200 yuan, I really wanted to hit him, but there was no way, I could only obediently eat this ticket and ran over to pay the fine, after all, this is the dog is my own, and it is my business not to take care of her.

Maybe my pets are not very smart, I have never been pitted by them, but I have always felt that I have a group of stupid dogs enough, of course, not that it makes me hateful, but it does not know how to look at the face at all, that is, from the human vision is a fool, it is also possible that it is actually deliberately pretending to be stupid to pit me.

Pets appear in front of you with a cute face, and they are happy to make you happy.

You may not know that it has just done something that can drive you crazy in a place where you didn't see it.

Don't be fooled by its cute expression.

Because it's possible that the real story is still to come.

Our dog has always been on a leash, until one day there was an open place where no one was around, I wanted to spread its rope and let it run, and then before letting go of the leash, it has always been very well-behaved, and then I realized that it was completely false After letting go, he began to run wildly, and deliberately did not let me catch it, I felt that he cheated me, because that day I walked many times more steps than usual.

Comrade Erha, can you give me back my socks and shoes, woo, the shoes I bought for 500 yuan. Can you live happily as a comrade, you still have that innocent and cute expression, I spray you in the face, do you believe it or not? Believe it or not, I beat you up?

Rub its head, Comrade Erha, remember next time, don't touch my shoes, don't touch my shoes, don't touch my shoes, say important words 3 times.

Pit over. I bought a golden retriever, and the longer I grew up, the more I didn't look like a golden retriever, only to find out that I was pitted, which made me very annoyed.

Of course, I was cheated by a pet store and said yes to sell me a corgi. **It's very good-looking, when it was sent, it was a small earth dog, and it looked very honest, and I was very disappointed at that time.

I wanted to buy an Alaska at the pet store, but when I raised it, I found out that it was a husky.

Once, when I bought a bunny, the pet store sold me a sick bunny.

No. I have only raised one hamster since I was a child, and it is quite healthy.

Let's talk about my family's Erha, my family's Erha is really ha. Once when we went out, we were walking on the street, and the person in front of us dropped a bunch of keys, and my family ran up with a good walk.

I had never seen it go home so fast before, and before the owner of the key could react, it had already bitten the set of keys, ran to me, put the keys at my feet, and waited for me to praise it. I couldn't laugh or cry, I wanted to give it two slaps.

After the owner of the key reacted, he looked at me and my family, and walked towards us helplessly. He must be very afraid of dogs, and he doesn't dare to move forward, but he also wants to retrieve his key, so we talk to each other in the air: what ......That key is mine, right??

Reluctantly, I picked up the key from the ground and walked over to the brother.

My Uncle Ha also followed me at this time, I took a step forward, the person took a step back, I took two steps forward, and the person quickly took two steps back......I helplessly looked at Uncle Ha, who was following me closely.

shouted to the brother in the air: I'm sorry, I'll throw it at you. This guy, if I go**, it will follow me**.

I threw the key over, and my Uncle Ha rushed over with an arrow and took the key in his mouth. That person must not have thought that Uncle Ha would be so energetic and so interested in this set of keys. He saw Erha rushing towards him, he didn't even want the key, he just ran away, as fast as he wanted.

My Uncle Ha squatted at my feet again, looking at me drooling, expecting my praise.

I looked helpless. It's not to throw the key to the other party, and it's not to throw it away. It just so happened that the dog had not yet been leashed that day.

I had to hand the key to the person next to me and trouble someone else to send it to the other party. My Uncle Ha looked at the set of keys, with a blindfolded face, staring at the person holding the key, and not giving up when he sent it to the owner.

When I got home that day, Erha was locked in the bathroom by me. It felt wronged and whined and cried.

I would deliberately pour something for my pet that he didn't like to eat, and every time I saw his bitter expression, I thought it was funny.

It seems that there is no pit of pets, only pets pit me, and my cat is my pig teammate.

Accidentally broke a stack of bowls at home, and then created the illusion that our dog was behind the pot.

Once my cat just fell asleep, I woke it up with a throat, and its eyes kept wide, and it just couldn't sleep. Ha ha.

Whenever I feed him something, I will shake my hand, sometimes deliberately shake my hand, and there is nothing to feed him, so my family is in a hurry.

Alas, Xiao Fei, a child who used to play with Little Gray, was already very fat at that time, and it was not well-behaved, I stuck it under the desk and stool under the head and limbs, and it was so scared that it screamed!

When I was a child, whenever I forgot to write my homework, I would tell the teacher that the homework book was taken away by a dog, and the teacher didn't believe it once anyway, and punished me for copying the homework book again.

Every time I tried to take him out, I took the key out first, only to find that he was still at home.

The foot soaking bucket is connected to the power socket, the switch is closed, I slept directly after soaking my feet at night, and I suddenly heard a "pop" in the middle of the night, and the sound was loud!! When I woke up the next day, the whole building was powered off, and the electrician was going door-to-door looking for the leakage and confirmed that it was my house. I was inexplicable and felt bullied and blackmailed.

Then I looked back, and the dog cub was about to break the power cord of the foot soaking bucket, and it was completely broken.

When I was a child, I had a dog and a cat at home, and my mother hung the meat on the wire of the cool clothes in the yard, which was suspended, and the dog couldn't eat it, and the cat didn't have a place to climb, so I couldn't eat it, until one day, I found that the cat jumped in the air, and the dog then used its head to push the cat, I was not calm.

Our cat, who loves to eat KFC, often eats chicken wings and then puts the bones back in the bag as if nothing happened.

My family used to have a small rooster and gave it to someone else when it was big enough to fight with his fist, because it was too tiring to fight with him. It loves to eat meat. Once I ate braised pork rice, I just sat down to eat, the chicken jumped on the table to share with me, I quickly used my hands to protect the meal, but I didn't expect the chicken to jump directly into the plate, a plate of braised pork rice had to be poured into its bowl.

Another time I ate braised pork, when the chicken was beaten several times and didn't dare to grab the meal, I went to the kitchen to get a plate and returned to the restaurant, and I saw the chicken eating the braised pork leisurely under the table. I can't understand what happened more than ten seconds after I left the restaurant, and I can't understand how a chicken can have such determination and execution ability.

When I was living in a bungalow, I saw a neighbor's dog digging a hole in the sand at the door and burying a high-heeled shoe.

My teddy was black, and when I found out that he was gone, I frantically looked for him, called him, but there was no response, and then suddenly I found him hiding in a corner and grinning at me.

Every time it goes to the bathroom and goes to the toilet, it will be rewarded with a small snack, and over time, the dog will find the doorway, and each time it will come twice, once to urinate and one to defecate, and then receive two snacks ......

When you spend money for them, when you are disliked.

When I was a child, there was a very tall walnut tree at home, and half of the walnuts couldn't be beaten down, it was too high, so I had to wait for it to mature and fall down on its own. fell down and fell to the ground with a snap, and the green skin on the outside broke open, leaving the hard walnut inside. Every time the walnuts fell, my mother would fight with the dogs in the family to pick them up.

I accidentally knocked over a bag of pecans on the ground, and the dog was very happy to run over to pick it up, and seeing that I picked it up quickly, it stopped eating it and licked all the pecans that were still on the ground......Border herding, when the month comes.

Mother: Are you a dognose? So smart! The diced mango you just bought this morning was eaten by you.

Me: I didn't eat it, mango is in **? My favorite mango!

Mother: You didn't just finish eating, and you didn't leave me any of it.

I was messy in the wind, and I went to be polite, only to find that the corners of its mouth were a little mango pomace!

Since moving to a new house, the young lady who shares the house next door has a pet cat, but because it is quite good-looking and a handsome young man, I accepted it. But then because the landlord was moving, his two Garfield were left in the living room, all day, they stink, and they liked to sleep on my shoe rack, and they were about to fall apart.

There was standing water on the ground today, and yesterday it just rained, and my mother took her out, and she just stepped on the water and mud and ran at me, snapping, and even the muddy paw prints were on my pants