A little story about the jokes

My husband said I was the king of jokes.

I'm a person with a lot of nerves, I often lose everything, and I always make jokes, and my husband always says that I'm a joke king

At that time, I had just graduated and went to work in an advertising company, once a customer came, there was no boiling water, the boss asked me to boil it in a rice cooker, I took the water, plugged in the power and went to get busy, after almost an hour, the boss asked, "Is the water boiling?" "I just remembered, opened the lid and looked, why is there no heat?

I touched it with my hand, it was cold, it turned out that I forgot to turn on the switch of the rice cooker? Halo

The next time, another guest came, and there was no water, and the boss called me: "Go and boil some boiling water, and use the gas stove to burn it today." "I picked up a jug of water, turned on the gas, and went to get busy, and after a long time, the boss asked

Is the water boiling? I just remembered and ran to the kitchen, where the water was rushing out of the lid and running on the stove with a "whoosh" sound, so frightened that I immediately turned off the gas stove.

The boss's face is black, why are you so careless as a girl? I was speechless.

The next time, he asked me to boil the water again, but when the time came, he looked at his watch and called me to take a look, because his leg was injured and he couldn't walk.

There is a man in the company who is unconscious, always likes to drink water from my glass, I put the cup in the rice cooker to cook, and forgot it, and when I remember, there is no drop of water in it, the cup is not broken, but the body is full of cracks, I picked up a glass of water, only to hear a beep, all broken

After the report, the right angel observed the monster for a while. An archangel asked, "Are we going to wait here for the arrival of the army?" ”

Sister, why are you crying? Little Anna asked.

The geography teacher only gave me 2 points. My sister whimpered, "I forgot where Alaska was.

square. "%a" You love to lose everything," said little Anna, "haven't you remembered where to put it now?" ”

【注音】diū sān là sì

Idiom story] Liu Xianglian saved Xue Pan's life, the two became brothers, and Jia Lian married Third Sister You to Liu Xianglian. Liu Xianglian heard that Third Sister You had an affair with her brother-in-law Jia Zhen and asked to withdraw from the marriage. Xue Pan sent someone to look for it but didn't find it, and Aunt Xue said that as long as there is action, so as not to make people laugh about it.

Explanation] describes being sloppy and careless, either losing this or forgetting that.

Usage] as an object, a definite sentence; Refers to carelessness.

Similar words] so-so, thick branches and big leaves, lose three pull four.

antonyms] cautious, meticulous.

Tang Seng's family letter:

Dear Wukong, I am writing this letter very slowly, because I know that you are not fast reading words.

We've moved, but the address hasn't changed because we brought the house number with us when we moved.

It rained twice this week, the first for 3 days and the second for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me if I wanted to cut it into 8 or 12 slices, and I said 8 slices and it would be done, and I couldn't finish 12 slices.

I'll send you a coat, and I'm afraid I'll be overweight when I mail it, so I cut it off and put it in my pocket.

Chang'e gave birth, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you should be an uncle or an aunt.

Finally told you that I wanted to send you money. But the envelope has been sealed and the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, don't forget to tell the children about a long, long time ago: at that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, the crops were growing in the ground, pork could be eaten with confidence, rats were still afraid of cats, the court was reasonable, marriage was the first to fall in love, the barbershop was only to manage hair, medicine was to cure diseases, doctors were life-saving, there was no need to sleep with the director to make movies, clothes were to be worn for photography, money owed was to be repaid, and the child's father was clear. You can't sell dog meat on a sheep's head, you can't soak mm when you're married, and you have to pay for buying things.

Sister, why are you crying? Little Anna asked.

The geography teacher only gave me 2 points. My sister whimpered, "I forgot where Alaska is." ”

"You love it," said little Anna, "and you still haven't remembered where to put it?" ”