Hello ! Is there a joke? What else

And your mother, today I told you your mother's joke, one day someone asked your father, you don't know and said that my father and my mother are together, and others asked what about your mother, you don't know what to think and say that my mother is in the old man's house, and others ask your mother what is doing in the old man's house, you think he is asking your dad and saying that he plays mahjong, and if he loses, he will sleep with the old man Zhang. Others say what about your father, you think you are asking your mother and say; slept with Old Man Zhang's wife, others wanted to mess up, and left with a smile.

The funny questions about the ability to react are as follows:

1. Why do painters like to draw thick ropes instead of thin ropes?

2. A bamboo on Hanshan Temple, if you don't want to fly separately, the slightest affection comes to half-together, and the birds by the swan pond fly away, and the gold without a dish is made.

3. In the absence of power outages or power outages, why did Mr. Chen press the switch, but the lights did not turn on?

4. The two enemies of B decided the life and death of Hechang by drinking poisonous wine, why did B choose non-poisonous wine but died?

5. At breakfast, the eldest sister was clamoring to eat steamed eggs, and the younger sister said that she wanted to eat fried eggs.

6. Ah Ming, a blind man with a cane, walked to the mouth of an uncovered sewer hole, why didn't he stumble and fall into the hole?

7. Two children of the same height and weight are playing on a seesaw, guess what the result will be?

8. Why did Taishan shout at the throat when he pulled the tree through the forest?

9, eight-year-old Xiao Xuanxuan was separated from her mother in a department store, guess what he said at the service desk, which caused everyone to laugh?

10. In the department store, there is a salesman who is ** hair growth lotion, do you know why he doesn't use hair growth lotion?

11. Question: There is a person who only has one tooth left, why do he still plug his teeth when he eats? Answer: Because he eats lotus root.

12. How to quickly reset the stopwatch to zero? Answer: Buy turtle paste.

13. Who is the person who likes to snack the most? It's Yuan Shikai, because he's a temporary (snack) big **!

14. Question: What is the way to rent money and make money Answer: Find a person with the surname Qian to marry.

15. Once upon a time there was a little gherkin, and she felt that she had too many acne on her face, and guess what: it slice itself and applied it to her face.

My roommate said when he just woke up that day. I'm hungry and I want to go to the toilet、、、

1.A couple was chatting in the park, and the man said with infinite emotion: "I finally understand Einstein's theory of relativity." ”

Woman: "Really?" Tell me about it. ”

M: "'Relativity' is relativity. For example, when I was waiting for you in the park, the time became very long, and when you arrived, the time became very short when I was with you. ”

2.The man has had a crush on a beautiful woman for a long time, and finally can't help but confess.

But the beauty rejected the man and sarcastically said, "I really don't want a flower to be stuck in cow dung!" ”

The man was silent for a moment and said, "Actually, you are still quite beautiful, so you don't have to be so inferior." ”