Losing your phone to break up, have you seen those strange ways to break up?

The weirdest thing should be that I think my ex is more suitable for me, you are not very suitable, this is the case, but such a person is also a scumbag.

When I saw that I was going to the square to break up and shout at the bottom with a loudspeaker, I could only move myself.

I just found a reason, I had a friend who was broken up by a strange person, and once I came to my aunt and didn't wash my hair for the first two days, so I said that my friend didn't like to wash his hair, he didn't like it, and his mother wouldn't like it, and then they broke up.

mentioned breaking up for all kinds of unreasonable reasons, it was very scummy, and it felt like they didn't have real feelings, and they broke up when they said they broke up.

I also saw my roommate break up with his girlfriend, lose his bank card and wallet into the pond, which refreshed my three views.

I had a good time yesterday, but today I broke up suddenly, and everything came very suddenly.

I think it's quite strange for people to break up under the banner of "I love you, but I can't continue to be with you because of xx reasons".

said that he was seriously ill and could not get married and have children, and asked to break up. As a result, I went to tease others again, but I was exposed, and I didn't think so.

The weirdest breakup reason I've ever seen is just one "The two of us don't fit in, you deserve better." ”

After talking for many years, I suddenly said, I don't deserve your kindness to me, it's really weird.

The two have been together for more than a year, and finally broke up because of the sentence "We don't have compatible personalities".

In fact, I have indeed seen a lot of strange reasons, they say that we are not suitable, we are all together, two years, not suitable, really?

The weirdest reason I've ever seen is that he said my head wasn't the right shape.

My classmate's lover broke up because our blood type didn't match, and he really used any trick to break up.

It seems that because of the smell of feet, it eventually led to a breakup.

Because he cares about money.

He doesn't spend money, never spends. He also blindly emphasized how much he loved me. He also said that I couldn't feel that he loved me, and that he was distressed. Suddenly I don't want to talk about it. The final reason for breaking up was strange.

One night we both said we were a little hungry and he said he wanted instant noodles and I said I wanted to eat them too, and then he said he went down and bought them. I came back and bought a bag of instant noodles, and I was waiting for a bite of instant noodles without brushing my teeth. Then people ignored me from the beginning of instant noodles, kept looking at my mobile phone, and after the noodles were soaked, they didn't ask me if I ate them, so I didn't even let me drink a mouthful of soup after eating instant noodles by myself, and then complained to me that instant noodles were hard to eat.

After a few more days, we had an argument over something, and I said that I was a little sad because he didn't ask me if I wanted to eat instant noodles last time, and he said that I talked a lot about what I did, and said why I was angry with him because of a bag of instant noodles. Well, I do, I do a lot.

I bought a bag of rice, I asked for more money, and people said dozens of yuan, you can transfer me 30, okay, I will transfer 30 to himOne day he came back and asked him to bring me an aunt towel, and gave me ten red envelopes, which they received in seconds, saying thank you boss.

When we first started together, one day I said I wanted to eat baked sweet potatoes, and after two days, they said they would pick me up from work and take me to find baked sweet potatoes. After a long turnaround, I finally found a roasted sweet potato, I picked the smallest one, and then I watched as people turned their backs and played with their phones, okay, then I'll pay for it myself. It's obviously a very happy thing, why does it make me feel so uncomfortable.

When I went home, they happily told me, you see you want to eat baked sweet potatoes, I will take you to buy them, isn't it delicious? Well, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious, your uncle.

Also, one day I said I wanted to eat shrimp, and then I and his friend, I, a total of three people, went to eat Li Xiang prawns, and it cost about 100 in total. The next day, I deliberately asked him, do you want me to transfer money to you at dinner yesterday, and he told me very seriously, you can transfer 30 to me, okay, Lao Tzu will give you 50, and we will divide it equally.

One day I bought a bag of milk powder, told me that milk powder is so expensive now, a bag of more than 30, bought a few apples and said that apples are so expensive now, a few apples cost more than a dozen, I said it is expensive, he said that you see I have bought it for you. I transferred money to him, and he praised me for having money. He asked me if you can't stand it if you put so many things on your face every day, you see that it is very expensive to buy such skin care products.

Well, excellent. Super excellent kind.

The most bizarre reason for breaking up I've ever heard is that boys like to wear autumn clothes and pants when they sleep in winter, and then girls say that boys are very defensive people, so they choose to break up with boys, and they thundered me at that time, and when I heard this reason, I was going crazy.

We live in the north, and it is an area without heating, when it comes to winter, my God, no matter how much clothes I wear, I feel that winter is not good, it is really cold to the bones, but how to say, there is no way to be cold, so what we can do is to drill into the back socket early, and then it will be warm, when we were children, we had the habit of wearing autumn clothes and pants to sleep.

At that time, it was because the quilt was really too cold, so we all wore it, so sometimes we returned to our hometown in winter and habitually put on autumn clothes and pants to sleep, so that we didn't have to warm and cold the quilt, but the devil knows that this has become a reason for people to break up.

I have a small hair, we grew up together, and then talked about a girlfriend, it was a blind date, the two went on a blind date and then had a good relationship and lived together, after living together, the ghost knows if this woman has a brain problem, and actually told the matchmaker to separate, and then the reason for the breakup with the boy was like this, we were all crazy with laughter, because we had never met such a girl, and I had never heard of this reason for breaking up.

How to say it in this era, we all know that it is easy to fall in love, and we also know that it is easy to break up, and we all know that love is like fast food now, but I never thought that there was such a reason, I think it is funny, and now we all laugh at my friend, although my friend is now married and has children, but now it is really so many years, I can't forget the reason for being broken up by this girl.

I'm sure there shouldn't be anyone in this era who can find such a funny reason to break up.

The weirdest reason I've ever seen for a breakup is: he said his mother didn't agree with us, are you a mom boy?

The good guy card is really the weirdest reason to break up: "You are a good person, but I am not worthy of you." ”Think I'm okay and break up with me, you're squeezed by the door.

I hate this kind of good guy card the most, this trick used by my two ex-boyfriends, it's disgusting. If you don't love it, you won't love it, if you don't want to continue, then don't continue, I can accept it generously, but you say that you are not worthy of me, this is not interesting. I don't deserve it, I don't want to hear it again in my life.

When a scumbag and a scumbag are honest people, the sweet words he says to the other party are heartwarming, and the sworn alliances he says also make people feel his reliability. At the beginning, it was naturally difficult for women to see through these lies of the scumbag, but when it came to breaking up, the various reasons made up by the scumbag to break up with a woman were enough for people to see his scum clearly. Everyone hopes that the current relationship can be talked about for a lifetime.

So I hope that when you are in love, you can take it a little more seriously and treat each other with sincerity, even if you are going to separate in the end, there is no hatred, but a peaceful separation.

I think one of the weirdest breakup reasons I've ever seen is sorry, we're of different genders, and I found that what I like is the same sex！However, there are still relatively few breakups like this, and most people break up because of quarrels and conflicts, and quarrels are indeed very emotional. If the quarrel is handled well, it will enhance the relationship between the two, but if it is not handled well, there will be a small quarrel in two days and a big quarrel in three days, so it is easy for the relationship between the two to become fragile.

Then you will turn over the old accounts, what kind of personality is incompatible, the way of dealing with it is different, and you can still come to the conclusion that you have different views.

And for the breakup between men and women, I think that most of the time girls and boys propose to break up is not to really break up, at least 95 times out of a hundred times are fake, but boys generally say that the breakup is deliberate, basically eight cows can't pull it back. At this time, don't beg hard, and stupidly redeem it, the more humble you are, the greater the chance of separation. When he doesn't love you, your love, your people, will seem much cheaper.

1. I've been busy lately and want to focus on work.

Use your job as a shield to break up, as if you will become a stumbling block for him to become a billionaire. Because he was too busy with work to accompany the other party, he should have been full of indebtedness, but it became a bad reason to break up.

2. The fortune teller said that the eight characters did not match, and the blood type of the constellation did not match.

Many fortune tellers are also old and provide all kinds of strange opinions, so that people with weak brainwaves have the courage to come up with incredible reasons for breaking up, such as incompatibility, zodiac signs, and constellations.

3. Lose contact and evaporate directly from the world.

Compared to saying a bunch of dry words that make people roll their eyes and roll their heads, they directly make people question marks missing, but they are unwilling to explain anything, so that you experience the feeling of being dumped for no reason.

4. My family doesn't like you, and the pets at home are sensitive to you.

Taking out the elders of the family, cats and dogs as an excuse is really super dumbfounded and super speechless, do you want to date your parents or marry your dog? This is a super irresponsible reason.

What are the worst reasons you've ever heard to break up.

I've heard the weirdest reasons to break up.

The girl gets a nice caterpillar when she goes to the forest.

The reason she broke up with her boyfriend was to marry a caterpillar.

The weirdest breakup I've ever heard is that I just think you're too short. If that's not weird, there's the other thing that you picked your teeth while eating at my house.

The weirdest reason I've ever heard of a breakup is that you're too handsome to deserve you.

The weirdest breakup reason I've ever heard is that you're too dark, like an African, and I don't like it.

When love comes to an end, farting can be a reason to break up!

Your conditions are too good in all aspects, I don't want to hurt you for the rest of my life.

I'm sorry, I'm blind!

I don't love you anymore, we broke up.

We are not suitable, if we are not suitable, why we are together in the first place, if we are not suitable, why we fall in love, if we are not suitable, why do we say that we are friends after breaking up.

You're a good person, and I don't deserve you.

I love you so much.

Let's break up.

The left foot advances to the door and greets with the right hand.

Because of the discussion of a leaf, she thinks it is green, I don't think it is green.

Because the fortune teller said that the two of us were not suitable.

He told me that it felt like I didn't love him anymore.

We may have met one or two strange exes, and in the end, even the reasons for breaking up were so strange that people couldn't laugh or cry. Let's take a look at those strange breakup text messages!

1. Do you feel that the other party will not live long? "Girl: Let's break up!

You have too little crescent on your fingernails and may not live long, so let's break up. ”My dear, even if you want to break up, you can't curse your boyfriend like this, your boyfriend will be sad.

Second, think your girlfriend is too wasteful? "Boy: Let's break up, we can't get along!

Boy: Of course it matters, it's a waste of toothpaste for you to brush your teeth like this, loser! ”Are you really thrifty like this, little brother?

I won't be able to get a wife in the future!

3. How did I not know that you could do magic tricks, dear? "Boy: Hey, I'll do a magic trick for you!

I was confused, and before I could recover from the magic, my boyfriend wasn't mine anymore? ）”

Fourth, why didn't you consider that our blood types were not suitable when you were chasing me? "Boy: Divide it!

I thought about it, we are not suitable, we both have blood type B, what if the child is a 2B? ”In this era, the road is so deep, all kinds of strange reasons are endless, this little brother, I'm afraid you are a 2b!

I haven't received it, only I dump others!

"Boy: Let's break up, we can't get along! Girl: What did I do wrong again, dear? Boy: Because you brush your teeth horizontally, I'm vertical.

I want to be alone and quiet, you don't come to me, so be it.

"Girl: Let's break up! Boy: What's wrong with you? Girl: Your nails cover too little crescent, you may not live long, let's break up. ”

I can't watch you give it anymore because I'm going to feel guilty about breaking up.

I want to love you too, but our personalities really don't fit.

Break up, give me yesterday's 200 yuan, and don't contact you in the future. The key is to say that if you break up, you have to mention 200 yuan.

You're a good guy, but we're not suitable, goodbye!