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Anonymous users2024-02-11A few bad jokes! Check it out! One or two bananas for a walk, one is hot, so I take off my clothes and throw them on the ground, and the result is that the banana behind me stepped on the banana peel and slipped Second, in the Guandi Temple, everyone smelled a fart, Xiao Ming asked whom, and everyone said that they didn't put it themselves.
Xiao Ming got angry and said, "No matter who put it, you should blush for this." Suddenly, Guan Yu jumped down from the offering platform and beat Xiao Ming
It's natural for me to blush!! 3. Xiao Ming is very afraid of the dark, because there will be ghosts at night, but one day, he thought of a way, that is, to turn himself into a ghost, so he is not afraid. So he went to kill himself......Fourth, there is a fat man .........Jumping from a tall building .........It turned out to be .........Dead fatty.
5. The most lustful animal is the koala, for: it always holds the tree (trunk); The most eaten animal is the zebra, for: black and white; The animal that is most likely to fall is the fox, for:
It is cunning (slippery feet); The most directionless is the four unlike, for: its big name is Elk (lost). Sixth, once upon a time, there were 4 poops pulled out by a dog, and the owner saw that a button was stuck on the dog's P share.
7. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" "Dad said
Silly child, how can you be a stupid child? Eighth, the earthworm family was very bored this day, the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton, the earthworm mother thought this method was good, so he cut himself into four pieces to play mahjong, the earthworm father thought about it, and cut himself into minced meat. Mother Earthworm cried and said
Why are you so stupid? You'll die if you chop it so hard! Father Earthworm said weakly
Suddenly I want to play football. 9. Q: One day, the bird flew from Kaohsiung to Taipei for 1 hour.
But it took 2 hours on the way back! A: Because it was raining at the time!
So you have to cover the rain with one hand and fly with the other. 10. On the plane, a flight attendant asked a little girl, "Why does the plane fly so high and not hit the stars?"
The little girl said, "I know, because the stars will 'shine'!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-10Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >
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Anonymous users2024-02-091.I've been your friend for so long, you've always cared about me, but I've always caused you trouble, and I really don't know how to repay you. So.
In the next life, he will be a cow and a horse. I'll be sure to pull the weeds for you to eat. 2 I miss you very much, but I'm embarrassed to call you, I'm afraid you're busy, I'm afraid you'll ignore me, I'm afraid you'll think I'm harassing, I really want to contact you, but...**The fee is really expensive, you can call me!
--Old Guerrilla 3 If you are a meteor I will chase you, if you are a satellite I will wait for you, if you are a star I will fall in love with you, alas. You're an orangutan, I can only see you at the zoo! Alas.
It's a pity !!4 I'm in a mess right now. I don't know what I'm thinking.
The mind is annoyed to death. I don't really know what to do ?..Can you tell me.
I really don't know if I'm going to eat Da Dry Noodles or Ah Q Bucket Noodles! -Old Guerrilla 5 Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated, for pulling me when I needed help the most, and for saying a thousand words, just to tell you: Nothing good has happened since I met you!
You're so decrepit! Old partisans.
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Anonymous users2024-02-085.Whether the dumplings are boys or girls.
The answer is called a boy because the dumplings have foreskin.
6.There was a duck named Xiao Huang, one day he was hit by a car Zheng Liang and buried, he screamed: Quack! Since then, he has become a gherkin!
7.The match button digging stick suddenly felt that his head was very itchy, so he reached out to scratch it, and burned himself to death by scratching it....
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Xiao Ming walked on the road and saw Dongsun Qingxi in front of him, which was shaped like a pile of dung, so he stepped forward, first closed his sniff, and then dipped his hand into his mouth.
Said to himself"Sure enough, it was, but fortunately Lao Tzu didn't step on it. "Sedan car.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06An absolute classic for you!
Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to eat roasted sweet potatoes... Then he went to buy roasted sweet potatoes...
Sunday, March 5 Sunny.
Today I finished my homework and was fine, so I took out the needle that my mother sewed clothes to play, and accidentally stabbed a chicken to death, it was difficult for me. >>>More
Classic, new don't you feel contradictory?
A man stalks two nuns.
There are two nuns, one called the Sister of Mathematics and the other called the Sister of Logic. It was almost dark now, but they were still a long way from the monastery. >>>More
Be interested first, then cultivate! The hard interest cultivation path is also relatively hard! >>>More
It depends on what you're talking about, if it's a creature, then a dinosaur is a very large animal that lived in the Cretaceous era, and if someone says something about a dinosaur, then it means that it's the kind of person who looks very sorry for the audience, and the body is ugly.