Who has classic jokes and is there no classic joke?

A man stalks two nuns.

There are two nuns, one called the Sister of Mathematics and the other called the Sister of Logic. It was almost dark now, but they were still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Did you notice that there was a man in the back who had been following us for thirty-eight minutes and thirty seconds, not knowing what he was trying to do?

Math: OMG! At this rate, he will catch us in fifteen minutes, what should we do?

Logic: The only reasonable way is, of course, to go a little faster.

Math: It doesn't seem to work!

Logic: Of course it didn't work, and the man was also very reasonable to go faster and faster.

Math: So what do we do? At that pace, he could catch us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to flee separately, go that way, I go this way, he can't catch both.

The man continued to stalk Sister Logic.

Sister Math arrives at the convent safely, but is worried that something will happen to Sister Logic, and then she sees Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you're finally back! Praise the Lord! Tell me what's going on?

Logic: The only plausible thing happened, the man couldn't follow both, so he came after me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened next?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened, I ran as hard as I could, and he chased after him with all his might.

Math: And then?

Logic: The only plausible thing happened, he caught me.

Math: OMG! So what to do?

Logic: I did the only thing that made sense, pull the skirt up.

Math: Oh my God, Sister Logic! What about the man?

Logic: The only thing he did was reasonable, he pulled his pants down.

Math: OMG! And what about later?

Logic: Isn't it very reasonable, a math nun, a nun who pulls her skirt up, must run much faster than a man who pulls his pants down!

Teacher: "Who is coming, who is Zheng Chenggong?" ”

Student: "I don't know who Zheng Chenggong is, but I do know who his mother is." ”

The teacher asked curiously, "Do you know his mother?" ”

Student: "Yes, his mother called failure, and failure is the mother of success!" ”

He said that there were two beggars, who were very hungry, and beggar A said to beggar B, "I am so hungry, if someone gives me a table full of Han people, I can eat it!" The beggar said:

I'm hungrier, and if I could remove this pole, I'd eat it!" At this time, a fat man who had eaten enough to eat walked out of the restaurant, and spit in front of them with a wow, and beggar A hurriedly rushed over and drank a fine drink, and when he was full, he asked beggar B: "Aren't you very hungry, why don't you eat?"

The beggar said, "I am a very principled person, and I never eat what people spit out!" Then the two of them continued to walk, walking and walking, beggar A began to regurgitate, after all, eating what others vomited, there was always a little nausea, thinking about it and vomiting it all out, at this time, Beggar B immediately threw himself on the ground and drank up the puddle of things, A beggar asked:

Didn't you say you wouldn't eat what other people spit out? Yi wiped his mouth and said: "I am a very principled person, I never eat cold things, you just helped me warm it up, and it was different......."”

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

Teacher: Try one more thing.

Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up?

Student: Shoot when it's time to strike.

The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!

Hehe, I wish in advance to the brothers and sisters who are wandering outside.

1. Speaking counts.

Man: "My dear, if you agree to marry me, you can meet any conditions." ”

Woman: "Does talking count?" ”

Man: "Of course it counts!" ”

Woman: "That's good! Please help me find a boyfriend who is stronger than you! ”

2 A woman is very ugly, she can't get married, and she hopes to be trafficked. finally made his dream come true, but he couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent it back, she resolutely did not get out of the car, and the kidnappers gritted their teeth and stomped their feet: go.

The car is unnecessary. 3. There is a book called "The Pig Is Thinking".

4Once, as a man walked along the road, he saw a pile of things that looked like poop, so he squatted down and sniffed them, and it looked like poop; He picked it with his hand, and it felt like poop; He put it in his mouth again, and sure enough, it was poop. So he exclaimed, "It's good I didn't step on it."

Yahoo, Sina, Buying and Selling Drawer (Classic Joke) One day, Yahoo, Sina, Buying and Selling Drawer was walking in the desert, and while walking, I saw a bottle, and when I uncorked it, a person floated out, and that person said, "I am a god, and I can fulfill the three wishes of each of you!" Yahoo was the first to rush to say:

My first wish was to ask for a lot of money. The fairy said, "This is simple, satisfy you!"

Let's talk about the second wish. Yahoo said, "I still need a lot of money!"

After the fairy granted his wish, Yahoo said his third wish: "Get me home " The fairy said, "No problem."

Let's start with a bottle of two pots. The gods gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

The buying and selling drawer said: Another bottle of two pots! The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

The dealer said, "I really want Yahoo and Sina, you can get them all back" Yahoo and Sina were very angry, but they had no choice but to continue walking Walking and walking, they saw a bottle, and after opening the stopper, another person came out, and the man said: "I am the apprentice of the immortal just now, and my mana is not as strong as his, so I can only fulfill the two wishes of each of you."

Okay, it's okay, let's go" Yahoo and Sina followed the trading drawer angrily and continued to trek, Walking and walking and seeing a bottle again, and after opening the cork, a person floated out, The man said: "I am the apprentice of the apprentice of that immortal, I can only fulfill one wish for each of you" Yahoo hurriedly said: "I don't want to see that buying and selling drawer again."

The fairy said, "Okay." Then he turned to the drawer and asked

What about yours? So Yahoo and Sina gritted their teeth and followed the drawer, and as they walked, they saw a bottle, and when they uncorked it, a person floated out, and the man said

The man said, "Okay," and then turned to the drawer, "What do you want to say?"

The drawer said, "Let them all go back to their respective homes, and do not suffer with me."