Drink Coke without poetry and drink and ask for a funny smiley face 15

Today, Thursday, Li Bai went to the exam, took the forty-four, went home to watch TV, saw Shaolin Temple, wanted to learn real skills, was beaten into tomatoes, and said that he had the ability.

I don't take a bath in spring sleep, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and mosquitoes can't run away with the pesticide.

In the bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai opened the window, the fat woman was climbing the window, Li Bai saw it and picked up the AK gun.

Li Bai didn't pay for the boat, and suddenly heard that the boat was leaking, and the water in the Peach Blossom Pond was thousands of feet deep, and he didn't know if Li Bai was dead.

Thousands of miles of warblers cry green and red, Shuicun Shanguo was deaf by the bombing, the Southern Dynasty was bombed 480, and how many buildings were scrapped.

In the bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai opened the window, the window was on fire, and he rushed to the attic, and the more he rushed, the more smoke he went, and rushed to the Nantianmen.

Determined that the roast duck is not relaxed, the roots are in the grass, and the grinding can not stand it, the dragon swings its tail to dig a hole in the ground, and digs to Mexico.

I don't take a bath in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and the mosquito control team comes at night, where do mosquitoes run?

The moon fell and the sky was full of rain, and Jiang Feng's fishing fire was all extinguished. Hanshan Temple outside the city of Gusu, in the middle of the night to repair the big bell.

At the beginning of people, he was stupid, he cheated on the exam, and his father found out how, the kitchen knife did it with him, but he couldn't do it, what should he do, what should he do if he didn't do it, what should he do, summon the armor to do it with him, what should he do if he summons the emperor, jump off the building to find Bumpman, can't do it, what should I do, cold dressing!

At the beginning of man, my nature is good, I study, you make trouble, I take exams, you peek, I eat, peek, and I see two rotten eggs.

【Tang】 Du Mu.

During the Qingming Festival, it rained a lot.

Lonely people want to break their souls.

By asking where the beauty is.

"Lying Spring".

I'm stupid") is cold in Woshi Cave (I'm from Shandong).

Dark plum ghost flower (I have no culture.

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom (I have a very low IQ),

Lying in the water (to ask who I am),

Easy to pass through the spring green (a big stupid donkey),

The shore is green (I am a donkey).

The shore seems to be translucent. I'm a donkey).

The shore is like a transparent green (I'm a stupid donkey)!

Sleep on a stone with weak lines (if you ask who I am).

The shore is like a bamboo (I am a pig).

The shore is like a bamboo (I am a pig).

The shore is like a bamboo (I'm a stupid pig).

Ansi bamboo, Ansi pure bamboo, Ansi spring bamboo.

I'm a pig, I'm a stupid pig, I'm a stupid pig.

Funny poems have. This poem is called a funny poem. Today, Thursday, Li Bai went to the exam.

I took the forty-fourth exam and went home to watch TV. When I saw the Shaolin Temple, I wanted to learn the real skills. Beat tomatoes, and said that he has the ability.

And also. There is also a song called Silent Night Pain, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, and the fragrance of Li Bai's sleep. Suddenly, when he heard that his wife had arrived, he bowed his head and prepared to be beaten.

There is no shit today, Li Bai came to the barbecue restaurant, drank 50,000 feet of water, and looked at his wallet for a penny.

Li Bai drank a lot of water and went to pee in the toilet.

There was a big bubble of urine and flooded a village.

I also have (>

Outside the mountain, the Qingshan Building is outside the building, and I put the teacher's building on the first floor.

Li Bai took the boat and did not give money. I kicked him off the boat. Who knew that Li Bai could swim and swim to Peach Blossom Island. I saw Chang'e taking a bath. Take off your pants and run forward.

I don't take a bath in spring, and mosquitoes bite me everywhere. When you bite a bag, it hurts terribly.

Spring sleep is not aware, Li Bai goes to Beijing, and does not take a bath every day. See roast duck shop.

The mosquitoes flew in, and they just went to eat the roast duck, and they immediately stinked to death. Dead in the store.

Li Bai was about to go on a boat, and suddenly a donkey came running.

The water in Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet deep, who knew that Li Bai was scared to death.

Dark caryophyllum (I am a pig).

Dark Stone Green (I'm a donkey).

Dark stone ditch (I'm a dog).

As long as you look like Saddam, no one doesn't know me.

The egret flies in front of the Xisai Mountain, and the turtle climbs by the river in the East Village.

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, and the wrong sedan chair marries the right man.

I was born to be useful, and the mouse son will make holes.

In the middle of the night, the ghost knocked on the door, and the pedestrians in the house wanted to break their souls.

Good morning everyone, bitten by a dog in the morning. He was chased by a dog at noon and looked for by a dog at night.

The old man talked about juvenile madness, cured kidney deficiency, and did not contain sugar. Brocade hat mink fur, laundry with a strong force. In order to repay the city with Taishou, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang.

On the afternoon of hoeing day, the mines were planted. Li Bailai danced and blew up to 250.

Funny poem recitation The Story of Kung Pao Chicken and Potatoes" lines.

A: Poetry recitation "The Story of Kung Pao Chicken and Potatoes".

Author, Xinmin School, Grade 1 and 2 Groups.

B: Ingredients, 250 grams of chicken breast.

A: 50 grams of peanuts.

B: 2 cloves of garlic, 3 slices of pulp.

A: 1 green onion, 5 dried red peppers.

B: 10 peppercorns.

He: And oil.

B: Method, cut the chicken thighs into diced meat, add a little salt, pepper, and rice wine.

A: Put a little starch, grasp it with your hands, and let it sit for a while.

B: Leave it for a while.

A: Yes, parentheses, this method is called, pickled or starched, which can remove the fishy smell of meat, and is suitable for all kinds of meat brackets.

B: (sighs) Ah... Pour oil! Once the oil is hot, pour in the diced chicken and sauté for a few moments.

A: Finally, add the garlic and vegetables, pour in rice wine and sweet sauce to taste, and then drip... A little sesame oil.

B: (sighs lightly), (action) Pour in the peanuts, stir-fry Stir-fry, stir-fry for about a minute, and then you can get up.

Plate serving.

A: You can eat it.

B: It's okay to eat.

He: You can eat it.

When I was 17 years old, I worked as a waiter in a hotel.

It's the most embarrassing thing in my life.

I'll give the dish a portion of frozen cream blueberries. Then I ate one and put it in my mouth and I didn't dare to chew it for fear of being seen.

I went to the private room and put it on the table and was about to leave, and the guest in the private room came out and said handsome guy, do you have hot water here, I said yes...

And then the cream came out of my mouth, and it came out.

It's not good, it's weird.

Minions with big eyes, and Despicable Me.

Variety Monarch Truant Weilong all have.

Good evening, everyone! I am the leader and colleague of the bride in the industrial circle! But the role I play here today is neither a leader nor a colleague!

It's a glorious, great, holy new character! - Witnesses! Although I am not very familiar with Mr. Kim, the bridegroom, with my knowledge of the bride's name, I can accurately infer that the groom once traveled all the way and suffered a lot before he got his wish and achieved a positive result.

And the bride, as a famous love Bole, of course, also found her own wishful husband. I believe that the two people will be together in the wind and rain, travel a long distance, and finally on this unforgettable weekend - November 22, 2008, into the sacred wedding hall, arrived at the new station of the love run!

At this moment, as a representative of every guest of honour present, I read our common testimony and announce to the world's 5 billion people through all wireless transmission systems such as sound waves, magnetic fields, and brain waves: they are married!!

We can't put into words how shocking this was to the people of Earth! Because people are looking forward to it and firmly believing that this will be a great historical moment!

Their union will become an epoch-making milestone in the history of human love! Fifty years from now, 100 years from now, 10,000 years from now! When people are after dinner, they will still talk about their love stories!

Women will demand their husbands from the groom as the standard! And men are always in front of their wives, pretending to mention celebrities inadvertently, in order to suggest that their wives follow suit!

In the past few days, all sectors of society have paid great attention to this wedding, and the newly elected ** Obama of the United States said affectionately when talking about the wedding: Mr. Kim and Miss Mingling will prove to people that their union will be as historic as my election to the United States. And bin Laden, who has lived in the mountains for a long time, is not afraid to risk his life, and issued a statement to the outside world through video the night before yesterday, calling on the Islamic brothers to put down their ** on November 22, go to the tavern to drink, and maintain world peace to ensure the safety of this wedding!

Speaking of which, I don't know if the bride and groom feel the weight of marriage! Your parents, family, colleagues, friends and all those who care about you, from this moment on, will be watching your marriage road with great anticipation, you have bid farewell to the past, embarked on a wonderful new stage of life, on this stage, you will play the role of husband, wife, parents, daughter-in-law, son-in-law and many other roles, but also shoulder the heavy trust of the times to you! As a witness here, what I can give you on behalf of you is only the word "blessing"!

I wish you all the best in loving each other! And Mimi! Grow old together!

Don't let down your family, don't let down your friends! Don't let bin Laden down! Don't let Obama down either!

And let us live up to all the 5 billion people around the world who care about you and send you deep blessings!! Thank you!

There is no grass at the end of the world, why only come to this class to find, there are few girls in this class, and the quality is not good

Poetry this guy.

Wen Sun Dajun.

Poetry: This guy has a very strange temper.

Not so easy to make friends.

You don't know when he's going to be.

Look at you and like you.

Thousands of words in the brain.

Spin around. Some shouted, some shouted.

Some cry and some laugh.

Some are elegant and some are cheesy.

I said to them.

I've been earning well lately.

I have the money to entertain you.

They were invited by me.

But the formation seems to be saying.

You look like a great poet.

Autumn Rilke.

O Lord! It's time. Summer used to be big.

Drop your shadow on the sunrise and let the autumn wind blow across the fields.

Let the last fruits grow full, give them two more days of southern climate, force them to ripen, and make the last sweetness into the strong wine.

Whoever does not have a house at this time does not need to build, and whoever is lonely at this time is lonely forever, awake, reading, writing long letters, going back and forth on the boulevard.

Wandering restlessly, in front of the fallen leaves.

The Leopard – at the Jardin des Plantes de Paris.

Its gaze was drawn to the endless bars.

I was so tired that I couldn't take anything in.

It seems that there are only a thousand iron bars, and there is no universe behind a thousand iron bars.

The strong footsteps take a soft gait, and the gait rotates in this tiny circle, as if the dance of force surrounds a center, and in the center a great will is dizzy.

Only the eyes were silently raised. ——

And then there is an image that dips in, through the tense silence of the limbs-

Lost in the mind.

Hey, limerick poems for middle school students:

Our school, not broken, not broken, ten students, nine stupid, and one, insanate.

Li Bai took the boat and didn't give money, and the fisherman kicked off the boat. The Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet deep, and I don't know if Li Bai is dead. Suddenly, a piece of paper floated in, and it said that I was not dead. (Don't step on it if it's not good-looking).

Spring dawn, spring sleep is not aware, mosquito bites everywhere. The night is buzzing, who knows how many?

The bright moonlight in front of the bed, the fragrance of Li Bai's sleep. When the big bear comes at night, no one can run.

Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground. A pair of dogs, both men and women, all stripped naked.

Li Bai was about to be resurrected, and suddenly heard his teammates shouting for help.

If the king of heaven is affectionate, don't hit the crystal, okay?