Have you ever experienced an experience like a joke?

When I was 6 years old, I saw an uncle in the west of the village who slipped into a ditch full of wheat straw under the scorching sun during the summer wheat harvest. I don't know what the old man thought at the time, he directly used a lighter to light the wheat straw in the ditch, the scorching sun, the weather of more than 40 degrees, the fire exploded, and when everyone rescued the old man, he was already dying, his blood vessels were burned and shriveled, and finally died on the way to the hospital.

One winter morning, before dawn, I went to the mountains to fetch water. Our mountain road was rugged, one foot deep and one foot shallow, and as we were walking, we heard footsteps in front of us, and the hay on the ground "clicked" and "clicked", and I thought it might be people who went to fetch water like me, so I chased after a few steps, but no matter how I chased it, I just couldn't catch up.

My sister came home from school today with a displeased face, I asked her what was wrong, she said with a sad face, "The teacher asked me to recite Zhu Ziqing's "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond", but I only had "I am like a fish in your lotus pond." Just to wait for the white moonlight with you. "It almost made me laugh.

When I was in high school, my table mate asked me to play chess, and I said no, and the table said I'll teach you, and then people started to play chess, and after setting it up, they asked me what it was called, and I didn't want to say "dry"...My table mate never told me about playing chess again.

Take a taxi with taxi software, chat with the driver after getting in the car, and ask him if he has any random orders, he suddenly came to the spirit, saying that it is normal to place an order to go to the United States and Thailand.

Once, when I was eating noodle soup, he accidentally turned it upside down and burned his thighs, and his first reaction was to wipe the floor with toilet paper.

In a few days, I have motion sickness because I have to go on a business trip, so let's go to the pharmacy. I was riding an electric car, and the boss was at the door of the pharmacy, so I asked if there was any motion sickness medicine? The boss said, are you dizzy when you sit in this car? It's time to take your medicine.

I just want to say that I obviously have a USB flash drive on my mobile phone, and I still flipped through it everywhere, asking everywhere to find it, but I found that it was in my own hand, and I also thought it was funny.

I went out with my sister, and there was a boy who said in order to please my sister, are you two biological, why are you so much prettier than her!

It's a joke that you treat others as brothers, and others treat you as a female ticket. You really just see him as a good person, but he does treat you as his other half, and after cutting off the relationship with him, you lose a friend.

That time I went to the city with my aunt's child, he didn't come home because of something, and then I was about to look for a car to go home, when I sat in the car, I suddenly felt very uncomfortable, just in an instant, I fainted, but fortunately someone next to me rescued me.

In the third year of junior high school, the head teacher directly changed the office location to the last row of the class by the door, it was a chemistry class, because of the last chemistry class, the teacher who learned sodium asked in order to review, what is sodium, everyone was silent, the teacher said loudly, what is sodium, at this time the head teacher's mobile phone rang in the back row, sodium is a magical heavenly road.

I once sent my brother's little nephew to school. Riding my brother's old electric car, the brakes were not good, and I was terrified all the way. Then I saw a fat uncle, and then he was only holding a small pink school bag, and when he arrived at school, he was also confused, and I guess he forgot to take the child.

The boss once took us out to eat in the laboratory, and we got drunk and drunk, and then the next door seemed to be talking about the war of resistance, and the boss took his chopsticks and went out.

My friend next to me, she is a very cute girl, and very beautiful, good figure, many boys like her, but once she thought that a boy liked her, and later found out that the man liked her at the same table.

When I was a child, I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night with an urgent need to urinate, I wanted to go to the toilet but I was afraid, because I had heard others tell ghost stories and horror stories or something, and it was easy to believe when I was a child, and then I made up the picture in my brain, and I was particularly scared, and my room was quite far from the toilet, and I could see the whole living room when I walked over, and then I turned on the light and found a bag in the room to pull it inside, and then cleaned it up in the morning, but the bag leaked, and the end was to pull the urine on the ground and obediently went to the balcony to get a mop to mop the floor, and I never fell asleep that night.

It's like when I told someone something yesterday, I watched some people answering questions below on the Internet and making trouble about myself, and then yesterday was the same, I felt very embarrassed and speechless.

Once somewhere in the Northeast, I ate iron pot stew there, and then asked for a few catties of pork ribs, and then asked for some side dishes, which cost me hundreds of yuan, and then I felt that the kind of slaughtered guest happened to me like a joke.

I remember that the winter when I was a child was very cold, I wore a huge down jacket, wrapped like a rice dumpling, and sat sleepily on the back seat of my mother's bicycle. At this time, I suddenly heard a 'pop' sound, and the front half of the back seat of my mother's bicycle was pulled off.

There are many times in my life. It all feels like a joke, and two people will feel like their own personal experience when they get along with each other, just like the joke.

When I went out to eat and saw other people meet in online dating, girls were very reserved, boys were speechless, and I disliked all kinds of girls, I turned my head and found that boys didn't look good, and girls were very beautiful. Whoever smiles at me, I tell whoever I see about it.

Members who spend 50 yuan to chase the drama want to watch the supporting actor in the play, but the supporting actor has already received a lunch box in the next episode.

I've heard of personal experiences like the jokes, where some people say that it's very interesting to tell their stories.

I once went to the toilet and didn't see anyone in the squat pit in front of me because it was dark, and just as I was squatting down, he dragged my hips and said there was someone here.

When I got on the bus, a little girl pulled me and called me Mom, and I said I wasn't your mother, and she had to say, "You're my mother."

Is the story particularly pompous? And then I saw it in that at all, and then I had this idea.

I don't seem to have this yet, I don't know if there will be one in the future, because I'm still studying, so I still have less experience, and then I have less contact with people, so this situation has not been exposed to it for the time being.

There are many experiences like jokes, such as when I am in class, the teacher talks to us just like what is written in the joke.

What do you think about when you have insomnia? I want to sleep.

I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, I got up and went to the living room to smoke a cigarette, I found a cockroach, I talked to him, and told it all about the dissatisfaction with life and the oppression of the boss, the smoke went out, I trampled it to death with my foot, it knew too much.

Dad hesitated for a moment and said, "Just the two of us, I won't take your mother." You just fell out of love, and I took my wife to show affection in front of you, which is not good! ”

Being busy is the most effective way to fall out of love, keep yourself busy, and you won't have so much time to think about him, so that you will forget it after a long time.

To love someone is to suddenly not know what to say when dialing **. I realized that I just wanted to hear that familiar voice. But it's someone else's, I can't move!

There are a lot of experiences like jokes in life, I remember that I have a colleague who is at ease eating and drinking, once everyone thought about educating him, and said AA system, but people said, only these 5 strings are my own order, I will pay this, at that time everyone was speechless, such a paragraph is actually a lot in our lives.

Because there is no sense of direction, so often find the wrong way, even if it is for navigation, it is possible that you can't go out, you can't find friends under the same signboard, go back and forth in the mall, and lose your hand without a mobile phone, which is very common, and often tell friends in a self-deprecating way like a joke.

hot-headed, get married early, give birth early and have children the same as on TV, and the girl is desperate. So I now suffer the pain of regret.

Is it a blind date, because I don't want to go on a blind date to find a friend to save the scene, and then I didn't expect the other party to think like this, which is exactly what I want.

1. Go back to your hometown for the New Year. It's the first day of the Lunar New Year. I went to the toilet in a public toilet, the kind of squatting pit, without a door.

In the first pit, when I was concentrating on releasing some things in my body, a child of about seven or eight years old rushed in, and suddenly I felt a slightly hot liquid slipping on my face, accompanied by a scorching smell.

3. Some time ago, I ate an egg every morning. As a result, the company's lunch box lunch has an egg every day. Every day!

I think the egg was a bit too much. So last week, when the eggs at home ran out, I didn't buy them. Then there were no eggs in the company's Chinese food, and there were no eggs for more than ten consecutive days.

Yesterday, I went to buy a bag of eggs, and I just went to lunch to find that there was another egg in the company meal. Isn't it weird, you say?

4. I have my sister, me, and my brother in my family. After graduating, my mom kept asking me to find a partner. Especially after my sister got married!

The dowry was bought. One day, a colleague asked me, "I have a question I have wanted to ask you for a long time, why did your mother keep urging you after your eldest sister got married?"

Your brother is still young, so what about your second sister, I've been thinking, why didn't your mother urge your second sister? "Well, that makes sense. I'm my second sister."

5, Xiang'an Ma Lane guy Ah Qiang found out that he was related to Xiaoya on the night of the cave room. The two are actually brother and sister. Ah Qiang, who has been working for more than half a year, happily brought Xiaoya, who was two years younger than him, home and introduced him to his family.

After seeing Xiaoya for the first time, Cuong's aunt always felt that something was wrong. After the adults on both sides sat down, they recalled the past together, so they matched the number, and there was a DNA test to confirm it.