Tell me what funny phrases your teacher once said.

Each of you speaks for a minute, and a lesson passes.

Barley wine is a good thing, good to drink.

I really didn't expect that the geography teacher was a foodie.

My physics teacher: I don't eat this or that, why don't you shave your heads for photosynthesis?

Today's recess exercise our class was praised again, and everyone will continue to work hard.

What I said on the stage was so fanciful, and you listened to it drowsily.

Geography teacher in the second year of junior high school: "If you don't have knowledge, you are sick, and you will be 'stupid'".

One day, Mr. Du said to one of my classmates, "Are you painting the cloth like a pig's intestine because you are hungry?" The class burst into laughter.

The girl in the last row of the class was doing small things in class, and the Chinese teacher wanted to tell her that you didn't know that I had seen you? Don't you know that I've taken a fancy to you?

The mentally ill have a wide range of ideas, and the mentally handicapped children have a lot of joy. Math teacher from our junior high school.

The head teacher of the third junior high school said: A person's life is to eat a bowl of rice when he is young.

Teacher: Do you like art? "Nonsense, I don't like it, no one likes it in this world", the teacher who accompanied us through the art exam.

You talk about it, I'll talk about it when I'm done, talk about it, why don't you talk about it? Isn't it quite good at talking? I think all teachers have said this.

You are the worst class of students I have ever led, a group of students who want to laugh, and the teacher will not hurt your conscience once a class?

The PE teacher didn't come, so we're going to do math in this class. The math teacher said, but I didn't expect the physical education teacher to come in after a while, how to say the scene at that time, anyway, it was very embarrassing, especially when the physical education teacher said in confusion, "Are you a new physical education teacher?" ".

As an art student, the art teacher often dedicates himself to the words, such as: Great, you are painting more and more like people.

The teacher knew that we were drawing late, so he often told us, "It's just a college entrance examination, are you going to do it?" ”

I can see clearly what you're doing down there, and don't make any small moves for me.

Sketch teachers like to say, "It's not okay to be funny." "It affected the color teacher and the whole class, and we still remember it.