What s the most pretending thing you ve ever heard in your life?

A few hundred million is not trivial, but it is medium.

There is nothing wrong with what he said, and it is impossible for a large amount of money to be left idle in the bank and have to be turned around.

After graduating from primary school, I didn't feel much emotion, but the words of the head teacher have made me remember until now: "I really don't want you, especially some students." Because the second half of the sentence was cold in an instant, and from the moment she said it, I was thinking about whether the teacher would miss us.

After so many classes of students, I knew that she would not just be reluctant to give up our class, but this sentence really pierced my heart in an instant. So until now, I have only repeatedly mentioned the middle school teacher, but not the elementary school, because the graduation of elementary school is also because of what the teacher said, and I did not give up at the graduation ceremony, but smiled more happily than usual.

The elders gave red envelopes, politely refused, and thought: Wow money!

My mother-in-law said to me: I treat you as my daughter. Then why only help my sister-in-law, not me. Hehe, ridiculous.

At the 4th World Zhejiang Entrepreneurs Forum, Ma Yun, president of the General Association of Zhejiang Entrepreneurs and one of the four leaders in the industry, took the stage to speak and sent a golden sentence: "If it is an ordinary sense of happiness, people who earn one or two million a month are quite happy, and people who earn one or two billion a month are actually very uncomfortable, this money is no longer yours, you can't spend it, and you have to do things after you get it back." ”

When people praise me, I feel uneasy, because I always feel that they don't praise me enough.

My classmates often say to me: Whenever I come to the crossroads of life and don't know how to advance and retreat and choose, I have to remind myself to only be a handsome person for the time being. Others will come later.

I once heard a stalk from a taxi driver, saying that his high school classmates, after the total score added up to about 200, applied for Peking University when he applied for the exam, and unexpectedly fell off the list.

When a familiar person asked his father how his son was doing, his father said lightly: My son was admitted to Peking University this year, and he was almost not admitted.

I envy you for being so happy to live without achieving anything, while I am young and promising, but full of troubles.

No one has confessed to me this year, and I feel ashamed that I don't deserve to be so handsome.

Let's be honest: I have a neighbor from my hometown, and his house is separated from mine by a wall. My neighbor drives a freight car in Shanghai, and he is not in his hometown, and I am not in my hometown, so we don't have much contact.

It was 09, I received a ** from this neighbor, he asked me how a certain school was, and he had a relative who was admitted to this school, which is not far from where I worked. In fact, the school is not a good school, it can only be regarded as a junior college, an upgraded version of vocational high school. I told him that the school was okay, and he asked me if I could get a salary of 10,000 or 20,000 yuan a month after graduating from that school?

I said that it was possible to mix it up after working for a few years. He said, "What kind of university can you go to if you can't get a salary of 10,000 or 20,000 yuan?" He said that he still had 20,000 yuan a month after graduating from junior high school, and then he asked me how much money a month it was, and I checked, I definitely wouldn't tell him that I was 3,000 a month, just say that I can only earn a month's salary in a year.

Soon I went back to my hometown and met his father, and I asked him what kind of relatives his father had been admitted to, and his father said that he was a (his sister's son), and his father also said that A's uncle was the principal of that school.

In the next two years, I heard from my family that A's mother was very polite every time she saw my father, and A's mother's meaning was obvious: A and I have a major, and she hopes that I will help A when she is looking for a job. To be honest, I really don't have the ability to do this, plus if A comes to me, the company will give very little money, and I'm only 5k a month.

I said to my father: Your son is not capable of this. Isn't A's uncle the principal?

It's easy to find a job to help. A's uncle is not the principal has not been further confirmed, but after graduating, A went to the neighbor who called me **, and when he went, he looked like 4k a month in Shanghai.

Former buddies, don't die in a fight, stick a knife in your brother's ribs. On one occasion he was caught and sentenced after a fight. The first time we went to see him in the number, we were afraid that he would suffer inside, so we bought cigarettes to eat and something.

He felt very uncomfortable when he went to see that place, and a few of us cried when we first saw him, and he said, "Don't cry, I'm very good here, I don't lack anything."

That's when we learned that he had become a prison bully......Later, I felt that there was no way out every day, but in fact, the main reason was that I met a girl who changed me, started to study hard, and actually went to a second university. A few years ago, in a restaurant, it happened that he was also eating in another private room, and I asked, "Dude, are you out?"

He said, "Well, buddy is back!" The tone was calm and a little vicissitudes.

Later, when we talked again, he always sighed, "It's good that you realized it early!" ”

I've ever seen one of the most pretending guys. In Sanya. Once a friend called to eat barbecue at night, and a few people came just after sitting down, and they didn't know each other, but they all asked friends to sit together.

When we introduced each other, one of us and I were fellow countrymen. I'm Jilin, helongjiang. (It's not geographic, because I'm also northerner.)

At first, the conversation was okay. After a few beers, the man began to blow. "Li Ka-shing and his nephew and I are comrades-in-arms, and we have a very good relationship.

I'll tell my brother if I have something in the future. He can lend me one or two hundred million. If you don't have to pay it back, he won't ask for it.

Your company has just been established, so I'm looking for my brother if I don't work. Brother has given you a package, show me your company's qualifications. If only I looked at it.

In Sanya, you can do whatever construction site you want. "There was silence at the table. I whispered to a person next to me, "What does he do?"

The man whispered, "Construction worker," and then he said, "I also know Li Ka-shing and his son, and we have had dinner together twice, and I want to go to his company to help him, and give me 1.2 million a month." Then I asked my dad, and my dad disagreed, saying it was too messy over there. I regretted it.

Everyone didn't speak, so they drank awkwardly. After a while, the wine was gone, so he asked the waiter to take the wine, "Come five cases of beer, don't rob me today, I'm not short of money!" "After a while, the wine was brought in, because it was an outfield, and the money was given on the spot.

He got up and took out his pocket, but he couldn't get the money out of his left and right, and then said, "Damn, where did my money go, I brought more than 20,000 yuan when I came out." It may have fallen, and any of you who has the money will borrow some first, and pay you back tomorrow. Everyone looked at each other and smiled awkwardly, and then a local friend said, "It's okay, I'll give it, count it as mine, how can I make you pay for it if you come out for a drink?"

Then the man said, "I said I will pay, I will pay, lend you money and I will pay you back tomorrow." And then the local friend was embarrassed too. Handed him a few hundred dollars (I didn't notice a few) and he paid for it, and put the rest in his pocket.

And then he began to blow again, how he was so cloudy. Then we started making excuses one by one.