Whoever has humorous and interesting poems, classical and modern.

One person occupies one Jiangqiu, Ji Xiaolan has one fishing boat, one fisherman and one fishing hook. A slap and a smile are returned, and one person occupies a Jiangqiu. How many Zhu Yuanzhang swallows are a scale, and what about Changhong as a pole.

The meniscus scales on the horizon are hooked and hung, and I am said to have a lot of rivers and mountains. The pipa is not this loquat Mo Yanhan The pipa is not this loquat just because of poor literacy back then. If the pipa can bear fruit, the pipes of the city will bloom.

Dyed with hoarfrost Ji Xiaolan The cockscomb was originally rouge dyed, and her body was graceful and her face was red. Just because the five watches are greedy to get up early, their heads are dyed with white frost. A flock of geese by the river Li Tiaoyuan A flock of geese by the river, Ping Pong jumped into the river.

The white feather divides the green water, and the anthurium plays the clear wave. Heavy overlapping mountains Yu Yue Heavy overlapping mountains, winding ring loop. Ding Ding Dong Spring, high and low down the tree.

Just to hold a chair Lu Xun boiled beans and burned beans, and he cried under the kettle. I'm acquainted with you, and I'm just in time for a teaching chair. Two lakes, two Guangzhou, two rivers and mountains *** Two lakes, two Guangzhou, two rivers and mountains, five rivers go to Guifu Ji'an.

Sixi Erning Qinggan Shaanxi, as well as the inner Taipei sky.

Funny and funny limerick 1) Last night, I walked and hit a big tree, passed out alone, and lay on Yimeng Road. I really regret losing all my clothes and hats, and I'm too embarrassed for Yi. Everyone looked for me, and suddenly found that everyone was the same, all of them were in difficulty.

2) I found the crooked neck tree last night, and I was alone, and I was scared. The clothes and belts are easy to use, and they are hanged ghosts for Igan. The crowd searched for him, and suddenly found that the man was hanging from the tree outside the door.

3) Last night, the west wind couldn't blow, and I went up to the tall building alone, so I got lost. The clothes and pockets are empty, the soul is beautiful, and he often gets drunk when he drinks for Yi. The crowd searched for him, and suddenly found that the man was sleeping in the street office.

1. "Yongxue".

Zhang Zongchang has something flying in the sky, a pile in the east and a pile in the west.

Could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace and sifted lime and sifted lime.

Zhang Zongchang is a typical old man, he occasionally writes poems, and he is also quick to speak. One day, he looked out the window at the goose feathers and snow and couldn't help but write this poem, although the artistic conception of this poem is poor, but it is quite heroic.

2. "Untitled Poem".

Su Shi has no bamboo to make people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin.

Not vulgar and not thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots.

In the world, there is not only Dongpo meat, but also stewed meat with bamboo shoots. This poem shows the scene of Dongpo residents enjoying food and loving life.

3. "Untitled Poem".

Su Shi was eighteen and eighty years old, with pale hair and red makeup.

The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia.

Zhang Xian, a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married an 18-year-old beauty as a concubine at the age of 80. At that time, Su Shi, a famous lyricist who often sang poems and sang harmony with him on the forum, and many lyricists visited him, and the humorous Su Dongpo immediately made this limerick poem.

Fourth, "Xijiang Moon: Repatriation".

Song Dynasty: Xin abandoned the disease.

drunk and greedy for laughter, worry about the work.

Recently, I began to feel the books of the ancients. Faith is useless.

Last night, Matsube was drunk and asked Matsube how drunk I was.

I only suspect that the loosening will come to help. Push the loose with your hand.

The literal word seems to express a leisurely mood. But in his bones, he reveals his thoughts and feelings that are dissatisfied with reality and his stubborn attitude towards life. The lyricist complains about drunkenness, expressing his dissatisfaction with the real society and his own situation.

It expresses the sadness and indignation of the lyricist's talent and ambition, and presents the lyricist's Geng Jie and Kuangda's character.

Fifth, "Because Cui Wushou Yu sent Gao Pengzhou a must".

Du Fu has passed half of his 100th century, and the autumn solstice turns to hunger and cold.

In order to ask Peng Zhoumu, when will he be rescued?

Translation: When I wrote this poem, I was over half a hundred years old, and it was the harvest season in autumn, so I should not be hungry and cold. May I ask you Gao has pierced Shu (Pengzhou Mu), when will you relieve me (brother) from the crisis?

Sixth, Wei Zhuang's "Bodhisattva Barbarian: Fourth".

Persuade the monarch to be drunk tonight, and don't talk about the affairs of the Ming Dynasty.

Cherish the owner's heart, and the wine is affectionate.

You must worry about the short spring leakage, and don't complain that the gold cup is full.

When you meet wine and hehe, life can be geometric.

When you meet wine and hehe, life can be geometric", on the surface it is very open, there is a meaning that life is short, and it is advisable to be happy in time, but it is actually used here as a rhetoric. Wei Zhuang's attitude towards life is extremely serious, and he deliberately says things that are completely different from his own life state in the words, which makes it even more painful. Meaning, why should you be so serious, you might as well drink more, be happier, and giggle.

Interesting ancient poems are as follows:

The most interesting recipes.

Ode to Pork by Song Su Shi.

Clean and wash the bell, less water, and the firewood will not be smoky.

Don't urge him when he is familiar with himself, and he is beautiful when he is full.

Huangzhou is a good pork, and the price is as cheap as dirt.

The noble refuse to eat, the poor do not understand how to cook, get up in the morning and make two bowls, so that they are full of their own kings.

This is a poem, a recipe, and a guide to making Dongpo meat.

Su Shi was most relegated to Huangzhou, and his living conditions were not good, so he tried to find something to eat.

He found that the pork in Huangzhou was cheap, so he bought it back and studied a new way to eat it himself, and Dongpo meat came from this.

Su Shi's poem contains the method of making pork, the poem has no rhythm, but it makes people feel the warmth of the world.

Treating the most ordinary meal with the most exquisite attitude is Su Shi's philosophy of life, which is why everyone likes him.

The most vulgar love poems.

I Nong Ci Song Pipe Sheng.

Ernon and I, there are many feelings, many feelings, and it is as hot as fire. Take a piece of clay, twist one, shape one me, break the two of us together, and mix it with water. Twist one more, and shape another me.

I have you in the mud, and I have me in the mud. I am the same coffin as I am born, and I am the same coffin as I die!

The most awkward love poems.

Circle Words "Song Zhu Shuzhen.

Lovesickness can't be sent, draw a circle. The words are outside the circle, and the heart is in the circle. The single lap is me, and the double lap is you.

You have me in your heart, and I have you in my heart. If the moon is missing, it will be full, and when the moon is full, it will be missing. A full circle is a reunion, and a half circle is a parting.

I am close to the circle, you must know my intentions secretly. There are countless lovesicknesses, and I go all the way to the end.

There are a total of 9 "circle" characters in the whole poem, which is really awkward to read.

On this day, maybe Zhu Shu was really bored, the first day Lang Jun left, I missed him, I missed him, I missed him.

What to do, just draw circles on the paper, one circle is me, and the other circle is you. Painted one after another, acacia over and over again.

Zhu Shuzhen looks like a child in love, if you fall ill one day, it is better to try Zhu Shuzhen's trick.

Interesting modern poems are as follows:

1. You, look at me for a while, and look at the clouds for a while. I feel that when you look at me, you are far away, and when you look at the clouds, you are close.

2. The alley is crooked and long, there are no doors, no windows, I take an old key and knock on the thick wall.

3. You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, and the people watching the scenery are watching you from upstairs. The bright moon decorates your windows, and you decorate other people's dreams.

4. The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find light.

5. The sky is gray, the road is gray, the building is gray, the rain is gray, and two children walked in a dead ash, one bright red and one light green.

6. She put the bloody head on the balance of life, so that all the survivors lost their weight.

7. The birds are in the wind, and the young man goes to pick up a penny, the vine extends its filament because of its fantasy, and the back of the waves rises because it retreats.

8. How far away is the distance? Please, please tell me, to the ends of the earth, is it far? Ask your heart, as long as it promises, there is no place, it will not be so far.

9. The rain is murmuring outside the curtain, and the spring is beautiful. Luo Ji is not tolerant of the five colds. In my dream, I didn't know that I was a guest, and I was greedy for joy. Alone without relying on the column, infinite rivers and mountains, it is easy to see when it is difficult to see. The flowing water falls and the flowers go in spring, and the heavens and the earth are dry.

10. Read the bitterness of parting from the end of the world, do not return, and the scattered flowers are like promises. The bottom of the flowers looked at each other without a word, and the green window spring and the sky were silent. To tell the acacia lamp, a wisp of new love, a thousand wisps of old hatred. The most important thing is that the world can't stay, and the face is a flowery tree.

11. Sharing is a magical thing, it increases happiness, it makes sadness decrease. Sharing is a simple formula, as long as you unravel it, you get the joy of attacking. Sharing is a scale, how much you give to others, others will give you in return.

12. If a happiness is multiplied by 1.3 billion, it is even greater happiness. A sorrow divided by 1.3 billion is a small sorrow. That's the heart of sharing.

13. Good coffee should be tasted with friends, and good opportunities should be shared with friends.

14. There are many people in the world who are happy, singers, they have shared ** with the whole country and have been happy.

15. Chefs, they share the food with the guests and get happiness. Teachers, they share knowledge with students and get happy.