Funny prompts, funny and humorous prompts

Warm reminders to protect the campus environment.

1.Green symbolizes life and cherishes life.

2.For the sake of the greenery of the campus, please take care of the flowers and trees.

3.Leave no footprints, no garbage.

4.Xiaocao is also in class, please do not disturb.

5.Xiaocao smiled shyly, please don't disturb.

6.I'm growing with you.

7.I am also life, please be merciful.

8.I also have life, and we grow together.

9.Don't let the grass cry, don't let the waste paper fly.

10.Take care of the grass under your feet, and don't break the branches and flowers.

11.The grass has life, please be merciful.

12.Strive to be an environmental guardian and build a green campus together.

13.Stop your small step, campus civilization is a big step.

14.Let's take away the warmth and leave the true love.

15.Let's share the fragrance of flowers with bees and butterflies.

16.Green lawn, no need for paper embellishment.

Environmental protection every day, civilization every day.

2.Green the campus and civilize people's hearts.

3.The grass and trees are so beautiful, and littering is to add to the mess.

4.The grass is green, and it is a pity to step on it.

5.With a heart that loves life, we can summon the emerald love.

6.The school is my home, the cleaning depends on everyone, and the walls are dressed in new clothes. Please cherish it.

7.You are so beautiful when you smile, you are so good when you learn, and you are awesome when you are healthy.

8.The school is a home, and everyone loves it.

9.If you throw away the garbage once, your soul will be covered with a layer of dust, and if you pick up the garbage once, your soul will add a piece of pure land.

10.Politeness makes you noble, helping others makes you happy, and humility makes you virtuous.

11.Show your elegance in the hallway, and show your majesty in the playground.

12.Line up to learn the geese together, walk to learn the kitten gently.

13.Don't run, don't jump, don't make a fuss and lean to the right.

14.Cherish the water of life and "live" bit by bit.

15.Go up and down the stairs to the right, you humble me and let the steps be light.

16.Don't learn monkeys to jump, learn to walk elephants well; Don't learn the little snake to swim left and right, but talk about civilization and go to the right. 17.Xiaocao smiled slightly, please go around.

18.Attention, everyone sees your every move here. (corridor) 19Gently I walked, as softly I came. (Library) 20Please shoot from close range. (Dumpsters).

21.Faucet, don't cry, wipe away your tears.

22.You are the most beautiful when you smile, you are the best when you can learn, and you are the best when you are healthy!

23.You wave your sleeves and don't take away a cloud. I move my hands and leave no scraps of paper24Green symbolizes life and cherishes life.

25.Xiaocao smiled shyly, please don't disturb.

26.As long as everyone gives a piece of love, the world will be a better place.

"The grass is resting, please disturb! ”

The grass is green, and she wants to be quiet! ”

Tap water doesn't come from itself, every bit is money! ”

Come and rush and rush".

Novices on the road, please take care of it".

Don't kiss me if you're shy".

Traffic safety: Wear your seatbelt, you cannot make copies.

Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with a lady who comes out of our hospital, she may be your grandmother.

Travel: Fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.

Siemens: Our maintenance staff around the world are bored.

Printing company: Printing everything except banknotes.

Adhesive: It binds everything but a broken heart.

Tire: hard work, as long as there is still a breath.

Car: The only downside is that you can still hear every word nagging by your mother-in-law in the back seat when you run 100 kilometers per hour.

Toothbrush: A hair-wrench.

Wang Zhihe stinky tofu: 10,000 years of stench.

Traffic Safety: "What Are You Going to Do?" Drive at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour to live to 80 years old, or is it the other way around?

You can drive a car at a speed of no more than 30 miles per hour and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the city; More than 60 miles, please come to the courtroom; More than 80 miles, welcome to visit the city's most advanced hospitals; More than 100 miles, I wish you rest in peace.

Slow down, we're already busy!

The Coffin Maker".

Please don't let my little life end in your hands.

The grass is green, and the feet are merciful.

Don't pick me, I don't want to die yet.

You have your home, books have books, don't put books in the wrong home.

How cute the grass is, please don't hurt it!

You wave your sleeves and don't take away a cloud. I move my hands and leave no scraps of paper.

In order to prevent your carpet from piercing, and in order not to puncture your stomach, please stay away from the smoke of this guy and the grass is sleeping, please do not disturb it.

Which kind person took me home? Spam ads.

I'm clean walls and I don't want to wear makeup.

How far, how far to roll. Tyre advertising.

Who wants to sleep with me. Mattress advertising.

People are close to each other, and cars are far away from each other.

Don't let me get hurt, I'm scared of pain – trampling on the lawn.

Pro, distance produces beauty. Do you think I'm beautiful? - Car rear-end collision.

Come and rush and rush".

Your Excellency, driving a car at a speed of no more than 30 miles per hour, you can enjoy the beautiful scenery of the local area; More than 60 miles, please visit the courthouse; More than 80 miles to visit the latest emergency hospitals with local equipment; It's been 100 miles, please rest in peace.

I hope that people will last a long time and be safe for thousands of miles.

If your car can swim, you don't need to brake and rush forward!!

If you want to jump off a building, if you want to turn into a pate, go to the 10th floor, if you want to have a good time, go to the 9th floor, if you still want to catch your breath, go to the 8th floor, if you still want to struggle, go to the 7th floor, if you still want to leave a last word, please go to the 6th floor, if you just want to be disabled, go to the 5th floor, if you just want to be hospitalized, if you just want to be scary, please go to the 3rd floor, if you are just interested, please go to the 2nd floor, if you want to be scolded for a nervous disorder, please go to the basement! ~~

Comity is the ancestor, everyone respects the strong, and the robbery will be the bane.

It's a dangerous section of the road, and it's far from the hospital! No matter how good a prosthetic limb is, it is not as good as the original limb, and life is tied to your wheels!

The grass has life, please leave "green" under your feet.