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The one above is really interesting! Not bad!

The ancients had clouds: Cherry Fan (fan second voice) plain mouth, willow small waist!

I'm neither Fan Susu nor Xiaoman, but I'm also called Fan Su, but that's it. After all, I'm not a beauty like Fan Susu, just an ordinary girl, so I'm an ordinary Susu, Fansu!

I'm 12 years old this year, which is the age of weirdness, the sixth grade of elementary school, and I'm ready to go to junior high school, I'm so happy!

I came to Wuxi City, Jiangsu Province, known as "Little Shanghai", which is bordered by the Yangtze River in the north and Taihu Lake in the south.

Real name: Handsome and painfully Zodiac: Elephant Graduate school:

A certain agency kindergarten Blood type: Occupation: Beauty and teacher killer Constellation:

Electrical socket Personal homepage: Gates is helping me do personal instructions: If you are under the age of eighteen, please chat with me under the guidance of your parents.

We do not accept the three-question and one-answer system, and if you do not reply, please consciously stop sending all messages. I am not a professional chatter, and I do not bear the obligation to take the initiative to greet or find topics, but this does not mean that you can cheat me with vulgar topics. In other words, the topic I am talking about should at least have the typical characteristics of a perfect combination of medieval retro sentiment and post-futurism.

You have the right to interrupt the conversation at any time and put you on a stranger or blacklist. Of course, I have the same rights. But if you are really stupid to do that, I deeply regret you.

Because you've missed a precious opportunity to talk to the most outstanding, the best, the most handsome young people in the world. You must know that such an opportunity is rarer than Halley's Comet hitting the Earth. My typing speed is 2500 per minute, if your typing speed is within 1500 crosses per minute, please don't bother yourself.

Talking to me is your crowning honor. Please don't talk to anyone else while you're talking to me, and don't eat while you're talking to me (especially the disgusting and unhygienic barbecue). I am accustomed to taking turns using 18 Chinese languages such as Chinese, English, French, German, Russian, Japanese, and Korean in the chat, if you can't understand my reply within ten seconds, please take the initiative to go offline, thank you for your cooperation.

If there is no accident, I believe that you and Bei Zheng and I will not talk for three and a half sentences, and you will definitely be conquered by my personality charm, and the urge to write me a love letter will suddenly arise in your mind. I advise you to save it, my one hundred and eight e-mails have been flooded with love letters from beautiful women, and there is no room for you anymore; In the chat, don't use foul language before me, in that case, I will be very angry and the consequences will be serious. Because I am handsome enough to take people's lives, I generally don't chat with people.

If you don't listen to the dissuasion, you have to challenge your psychological tolerance, and all the consequences are at your own risk (friendly reminder: please buy a large amount of life accident insurance for yourself before opening the ** head). If you're lucky enough to be my chat friend, congratulations, you're about to become a world celebrity.

Please save my chats, string them together, and sign your name so that you could be a Nobel Prize winner in literature at any time.