What are the jokes that make me laugh, the jokes that make people laugh

One day, I ate hot pot with a school girl in the main cafeteria. She said: Come on, come on, I'll tell you a bad joke.

Why can a bird fly across the Pacific Ocean with a broken wing? I said, "Because it's on a plane."

Her: No. Countless answers were then denied.

In the end, she slowly said the answer in a solemn and dignified tone: because ......It's strong! Me: ......

It is said that a farmer drove an ox cart into the city and was stopped by the police, the reason was that there was no license plate, the farmer found a broken wooden board and wrote a plate to hang up, and the police immediately fainted after seeing it, and the sign read: Niu X-74110

Listen up. I'm going to say it. I'm saying. I'm done ... Please laugh and thank you for your cooperation.

1. I found that my fifth-grade daughter was on QQ, so I wanted to add her, and I had time to chat a few words, and when verifying, I indicated: "Dad".

Unexpectedly, he was rejected on the grounds that "if you are not a child, do not disturb!" ”

2. Lao Tzu said: "If you can save as much as possible, you can save as much as possible, and one penny should be spent as two cents." ”

The son said, "The money spent on the body means that it is one's own, and the money that is put in the pocket is something outside the body." ”

The grandson said, "Flowers should be spent; If you shouldn't spend it, you think of ways to spend it, and you don't have money to borrow money to spend it. ”

3. After the wife gave birth to a child, the husband said: Let's implement the contract system.

My wife said: My son has been in my belly for ten months, and it has reached the contract period, and now it is time for you to buy it out.

4. A man lamented that his job was not good and his salary was low, and said to his wife: "As the saying goes, men are afraid of entering the wrong industry, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man." This is true. ”

The wife replied: "You said that this unfortunate thing made us catch up!" ”

"The Son-in-law and Father-in-law of People Have Three Urgencies" detonated laughter, and it was a joke when they met for the first time!

The 5 major artifacts that make men interested are: 1, leopard print bai 2, short skirt 3, silk socks 4, boots 5, steel pipe. Only one that meets this condition only.

There is one person in the DAO, and that is the Monkey King. The 5 major artifacts that interest women are: 1, high worth 2, domineering 3, feeling secure 4, can protect you 5, and be dedicated to you. The only one that meets this condition is the Tibetan mastiff.

How do you say the Japanese pronunciation of "I'm Shinichi Kudo"? "O Lei wa front-loading washing machine" ......

I suggest you watch the barriness, which is a bit funny in it.