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Anonymous users2024-02-09The effect of a bad joke is not to make others laugh ... Not laughing is normal.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08It seems outdated, but I saw it a long time ago.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Life is really boring, last month one of my buddies borrowed 4,000 yuan from me, saying that he was going to have a plastic surgery, and now I am done.
I don't know what he's become of.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06I think it's funny! Funny me, those people don't appreciate the level!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05You don't talk cold enough, the post-70s may laugh when you watch it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04There was a woman playing golf and accidentally hit the ball into the nearby woods, so she went into the woods to look for it, and saw a frog fall into a trap and couldn't jump out. The frog said to the woman"Hello, I am actually a god, if you rescue me, I can grant you three wishes.
The woman rescued the frog from the trap.
The frog said"Sorry for the rush just now and forgot to tell you that you can make any three wishes, but fulfill each of you.
At the same time as the wish, there must be a condition attached, that is, at the same time your husband can get your wish ten times higher. "
The woman happily agreed. The frog said"After you think clearly, you can save and make a wish. "
Woman:"My first wish was for me to become a very beautiful woman. "
Frog:"Out of my gratitude to you, I remind you once again that as a result, your husband will also become a very handsome man, and will be ten times more attractive than you, and there will be countless girls who will like him. You have to think it through. "
Woman:"I'm already very beautiful, and my husband won't change his mind. "
As a result, the woman became very beautiful.
Frog:"Please say your second wish. "
Woman:"Please let me have a deposit of 100 million dollars in the bank. "
Woman:"It doesn't matter what is his, mine. "
Frog:"Well, your second wish has also come true, please say the third. "
Woman:"Please let me have a mild heart attack. "
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Anonymous users2024-02-031. Liu Mei: Who was Confucius's teacher?
Liu Xing: Drills, where did Confucius come from without drills?
2. Liu Xing: I solemnly promise!
Xiaoyu: I solemnly don't believe it!
3, Liu Xing: Xiaoyu, do you say that we are Li Chao's good brothers?
Xia Yu: Of course! "Meteor Shower" is about the two of us!
4, Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: When you see the gorilla, you will know how handsome your two younger brothers are!
5. Mother: Hey, I really shouldn't have given birth to you who is ignorant.
Liu Xing: Who wants you to give birth? ? Did you get the consent of the Sakura stall people??
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Pathetic man.
A new student came to a certain class.
One day, the teacher asked him, "How old are you?"
Student: May I ask the teacher how old I am?
Teacher: Your age.
Student: Oh, would the teacher want to know my age last year or this year's age?
Teacher: Nonsense, it's definitely this year's pull.
Student: Oh, does the teacher want me to tell you now or is he telling you after class?
Teacher: Now.
Student: Oh, do you want the teacher to say it out loud or quietly?
Teacher: Damn, do you say it or not! Don't fool me!
Student: Say, why does the teacher want to know how old I am?
Teacher: Can't I just ask?
Teacher: Khan died .........
Count the pull, count the pull, students, our topic today is to repeat the antonyms. The teacher says a word, you take a sentence, OK!
Teacher: The weather is very good today.
Student: Tomorrow the weather is bad.
Teacher: I ate fish heads yesterday.
Student: You eat turtle tome today
Teacher: Wrong.
Student: Correct.
Teacher: I said it was wrong.
Student: That's right.
Teacher: You idiot.
Student: I'm a genius.
Teacher: Stand up for me.
Student: I'll sit you down.
Teacher: Did you hear the teacher telling you to stand up?
Student: The teacher told me to sit down, and I heard me!
Teacher: You dare not listen to the teacher.
Student: I don't dare to listen to the teacher.
Teacher: Do you know what you just said?
Student: I know I didn't say anything right now?
Teacher: This classmate, I know you did it on purpose.
Student: Teacher, you know I didn't mean to.
Teacher: You're not big or small.
Student: I'm small and big.
Teacher: You don't study well at such a young age.
Student: I'm so old that I can't learn well.
Teacher: I don't want to talk about you.
Student: You want to talk about me again.
Teacher: Stop.
Student: I'll give you a step.
Teacher: I'm afraid of you, can you stop?
Student: I'm not afraid of you, can I continue?
Teacher: This concludes the antonym exercise.
Student: Synonym practice starts now.
Teacher: You're not done.
Student: I'm endless.
Teacher: You are not educated.
Student: I'm educated.
Teacher: Do you look like a cultured person?
Student: Am I not like an uneducated person?
Teacher: Depressed.
Student: Glad.
Teacher: I'm about to be by you.
Student: You're going to be by me.
Teacher: Can you not speak?
Student: Can I not shut up?
Teacher: Go on, I'm not going to take this lesson, I'll go.
Student: I'll stop, this lesson still has to be done, I'll do it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01One asked a liar, "What's the biggest lie you've ever told?" The man replied, "I have not lied." ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-31Fart. It's up to you to let it go or not.
It's up to you to laugh or not.
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Anonymous users2024-01-30The elephant met the mouse, and the mouse said, "I'm pregnant." The elephant fainted.
Don't be too sad, too negative, negative thoughts let you see the world is like this. In fact, there are still many good people in the world, for example, if you are in trouble now, isn't there someone to help you? How to say that no one helps you, it's just that you haven't met your real friends yet, and then you will have someone to talk to, in fact, I don't need too many friends, as long as there is a sincere one, I should be satisfied, but my interpersonal relationship is not bad, others are happy to help me, that is a kind of friendship, I used to be like you but I didn't want to live in pain, maybe still young, I don't know, I just know that everyone doesn't like me, my family doesn't like it, and now I have proved myself with my own strength, They respect me very much, and my family has begun to accept me, in short, there is nothing that cannot be solved, you have to work hard, don't be discouraged, prove yourself with strength, they will like you, use your heart to warm others, they will become your friends, work hard.
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