What are some of the experiences of reading typos? Some mispronounced words?

When I was a child, my grandparents always took care of me, so I didn't speak Mandarin very well, and at that time, the Chinese teacher asked me to read the text, and there was a word in it that was "dog tail grass", which I read as "dog yi ba grass", and then I was ridiculed by my classmates, and I was deeply impressed, and I remember it now.

I often misread words, and my good friends would always laugh at me.

I did have an experience, but when I confessed to my girlfriend before, I said the wrong thing, and I became a nest.

If I encounter a word I don't know, I will quickly flash it when I read the word, only read the word I know, and quickly bring the word I don't know, and not too many people will pay attention to it at this time.

I really shed tears of not learning and not knowing, when I was in junior high school, I read words in a row like this, and when I read "self-pity and self-pity", I said "self-pity and self-pity ai (fourth tone)", but the teacher stopped and said: This is a typical mistake, everyone remembers, pronounce "yi (fourth tone)", I was super trying to find a crack in the ground to get into, and my face instantly turned red.

I remember mispronouncing my friend's last name. And he reminded me of the mistake long afterward.

A junior high school teacher, an elderly woman who is about to retire. Before class, he talked to us about the advantages of today's living conditions: "You are different from us!

You don't use toilet paper to wipe your hands now, you use sanitary napkins! The class was silent. I don't know if she made a slip of the tongue.

Another time he read the text, and he read: The great temperature and the wind are in a five-finger that cannot see the night. The whole class burst into laughter!

Let me tell you one that I have heard: I often hear people say "day and night", and when I hear it, I want to laugh, is it possible that I can't sleep enough at night and continue to sleep during the day? And "night and day" has an allusion:

Zhou Gongsi and the three kings, to give four things, there are those who do not agree, look up and think about it, night and day. —Mencius, Lilouxia. It is estimated that "day and night" is just like "getting worse and worse", and it is all made up of false rumors.

As for "every time the situation gets worse", there are also allusions, such as: "Zhuangzi Zhibei Tour": "Zhuangzi said:

The Master's question is also not solid. is getting asked in the supervision of the market performance also, every time the situation is getting worse. It means to estimate the fat and thinness of the pig, and the closer the pig is to the shins, the more it can show whether it is really fat.

The more the parable is deduced from the lowly things, the more clearly we can see the true state of the Tao. and it is revealed by comparison. Later it is used to refer to the situation getting worse and worse.

Later, "getting worse" seems to have come out of Lu Xun, and it is estimated that he took it for granted and used it like this, and I heard that this word was also laughed at by Hu Shi.

When I was a child, there was no distinction between "Tan" and "Qin", so I often made the wrong name when I called my classmates. There were a few times when I made jokes, which was very embarrassing, so I usually said my name instead of my last name.

Nongfu Spring has a drink that looks like the picture, since the first time I saw this drink, every time since, I read tea tu! As far as I can remember, I called this tea this tea no less than 5 times with my boyfriend, not including mentioning it in front of various friends. Until two days ago I went to the supermarket with two friends, and I asked them what they were drinking, and I pointed to this drink on the shelf and said:

Why don't you drink tea tu (bald)? They laughed out loud in the supermarket, laughing at me for not having studied math, and it was terrible to think about it, for so many years, no one told me that I had read it wrong.

Junior high school learning is very good, the teachers are very important to me, once again there is a whole school speech, probably as an outstanding student representative on the stage to speak, at that time in the conference hall, the whole school teachers and students are there, the principal is also there, just go up when I was super nervous, the voice trembled, the legs trembled, the words are not in tune, all the time trembling and reading the manuscript that has been typed about halfway through, it is at this time there is a famous sentence early bird has worms. Because I was nervous, I read it as an early worm eaten by a bird, and more than 500 people laughed together, and then I quickly corrected it again, who knew that it was self-defeating, and it was changed to an early worm being eaten by a bird! The laughter that had just been calm below was louder again.

Because everyone was laughing and muffled my voice, I simply paused to look at the people below. I thought the teacher would come forward to stop the laughter, but who knew that the teacher actually laughed too, yes, the teacher covered his mouth and laughed, the situation of the gods, almost all of the more than seventy teachers were laughing, or snickering, and I was trying to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Basically, from childhood to adulthood, it was a mispronounced life. The first and third names are mispronounced, and sometimes they are so wrong that they don't even know that they are reporting my name. When I was a child, I was thin-skinned, and every time I met a new roll call at the beginning of school, a sports meeting, or a show to receive an award, I was very nervous, listening with my ears pricked up, hearing that it was my name, pay attention to it, it was my own name that was mispronounced, and I would run up in a gray way, and occasionally my companions would help remind the teacher, but!

I even wanted to find a hole to get into. When I grew up, I was thick-skinned, and every time I heard my name mispronounced, I would smile and correct the correct pronunciation.

My wife said that when I first went to college, a girl in their dormitory couldn't sleep well on the top bunk, saying that there was no man on it and she couldn't sleep. In fact, I want to say that there is no railing on the upper bunk, and I am afraid of falling down. I laughed at this for a long time, and every time he climbed the ladder, I said: No man, be careful.

Here are some of the more mispronounced words, with each point explaining their meaning and usage in detail:

1.Whale (jīng): Refers to a large marine mammal, also known as a whale. However, the word "whale" mu type can easily be misread as "jing", so it needs to be paid attention to.

2.觥 (gōng): An ancient vessel for holding wine, shaped like a cup. However, the word "觥" can easily be mispronounced as "gong", so it needs to be noted.

3.婵 (chán): Describes the bright appearance of the moon. However, the word "chan" can easily be misread as "ginseng", so it is necessary to pay attention to this.

4.蒯 (kuǎi): refers to a plant with triangular leaves and small, numerous flowers. However, the word "kuai" can easily be mispronounced as "扒", so it needs to be careful.

5.龚 (gōng): refers to a surname, and can also denote a musical instrument in ancient times. However, the word "gong" can easily be mispronounced as "gong", so it needs to be noted.

6.缙 (jìn): refers to the hat worn by the ancient **. However, the word "Jin" can easily be misread as "into the distribution of Naixun", so it needs to be noted.

The above are some of the more mispronounced words, they all have different meanings and usages, and you need to pay attention to pronunciation and spelling when learning and using them.

Needle (zhen) nail (ding) fishing (diao) bell (zhong) blunt (dun) rust (xiu) actinide (a) dart (biao) platinum (bo) wrong (cuo) hammer (chui) pliers (qian) steel (glid) gang (feng) feng (feng) key (yao) drill (zuan) iron (tie) bell (ling) cymbal (cha) steel (wudan gang) aluminum (lv) copper (tong) pot letter search (guo) lock(suo) chain (lian) saw (ju) keng (keng).

rust (xiu) file (cuo).

The kanji that are often mispronounced are as follows:

1. 亳, read bó, do not read (milli) háo

Bozhou is a place name in Anhui Province.

2. 荼, read tú, do not read (tea) chá

It originally meant to refer to a kind of bitter herb and thatched white flowers mentioned in ancient books. Ancient Tong "Tu". There are many pronunciations of the word 荼, it is best not to use this word instead of the word tea, the word tea has a special word, but many people still use it wrongly, the following is a poster to promote **, it is a wrong word.

3. She, pronounced shé, not pronounced (yu) yú

Many people misread She because they didn't look closely. For example, She Taijun in the Yang family, She Saihua, and Hong Kong star Charmaine Sheh.

4. 叧, read guǎ, do not read (other) lìng

Many people mispronounce 叧 because of carelessness, and the word 叧 is interpreted as separation.

5. 毌, pronounced guàn, lifted and not pronounced (mother) mǔ or (not) wú

For example, the name of the jujube is Biqiu, which is also a surname, such as Biqiu Jian, the word Zhonggong, and a native of Wenxi County, Hedong County (now Wenxi County, Shanxi).

6. 厍, read shè, do not read (ku) kù

This word is very similar to the library, so it is easy to mispronounce it, and it is mostly used as a surname, such as 厍钧 prudently dismantled for, Jincheng Taishou.

7, 甪, read lù, do not read (角) jiǎo

Luzhi is also a place name, Luzhi Ancient Town belongs to Wuzhong District, Suzhou, located in the east of Suzhou City, many people see it as a "corner" at a glance, resulting in a mispronunciation. Don't make jokes like Bozhou just now.

大王] is pronounced dà'wáng when it is the head of the state, and by extension, it refers to a person with great ability; Pronounced dài'wang, he is the leader of the bandits.

大夫] is an official when pronounced dà'fū and a doctor when pronounced dài'fu.

Dài'chéng place name.

怂] (怂) sǒng The word for cowardly and weak is sónɡ. Such as: 怂恿 sǒng'yǒng.

怼] (怼) duì 只此一音, the word for frontal confrontation is duǐ . Such as: resentment yuàn'duì.

粑】 bā is a food such as cakes, and the word for dung is bǎ. Such as: 糍粑 cí'bā , 糌粑 zān'bā.

鳵] (頵) ǎn chemical word, ion name. Such as: ammonium ion ǎn'gēn'lí'zǐ.

Ammonia] ān chemical word, compound name. Such as: ammonia ān'qì.

Amine] àn chemical word, compound name. Such as: melamine sān'jù'qíng'àn.