What divine assists have you seen?

When my mom found out that I was gay, she sent me to the same prison, and I was so grateful that she had come up with such a good way to put me with 500 boys who had the same sexual orientation as me.

Grandpa: Grandson, do you like the girls over there?

Sun Tzu: Uh-huh (shy face).

Grandpa: Wait.

Grandpa walked up to the girl and said that he had broken his foot in the park, no one to help him, and he didn't have his mobile phone with him. Later, the grandfather asked the girl to call ** to his grandson to pick him up, and after a while, the grandson pretended to come in a hurry, not only got the girl's **, but also talked to the girl face to face! Grandpa is really a god assist.

Once a few of our colleagues played mahjong at the station, three colleagues and I, first of all, let's talk about the nature of our work, communication engineering, so there are all kinds of tools in the station. About seven o'clock, A's ** rang, I looked at his mobile phone screen, it was his wife's WeChat**. Then quickly signaled him not to answer it first, and immediately called BC

In the evening, when I was hungry and cold, I was ready to go to dinner outside the school. Because he is a northerner and likes to eat dumplings, he found a dumpling shop. When we ordered, probably the uncle treated us as a couple, so he made the decision to combine the different flavors of dumplings we ordered in one **.

At that time, I thought that my uncle was so cute and loving, and I didn't feel embarrassed to do so to enhance the relationship between couples.

When I was in college, my high school classmates were in the Department of Construction Engineering, and I was asked to sing K on my birthday, and then I met a very good girl at the time, from the Department of Foreign Languages, so I asked her to go with me, and my high school classmates asked me, why did you bring her here, I said, is there any problem, it turned out that my roommate in high school liked this girl in the foreign language department, and then the two sides exchanged ** or something, and it didn't take long for them to be together, and now the child is 3 years old.

Used in the relationship between two people, my friends and relatives have played a vital role in helping the love between the two, such as the brother helped chase the girl and caught it, we call this brother God assist.

He Jiong and his girlfriend Wang Jing have been together for more than 20 years without being **, and Wang Jing couldn't sit still after Zhao Liying and Teacher He kissed on the show. At this time, netizens felt that Zhao Liying was "God assisted".

At night, the little girl upstairs ran down and knocked on the door, it was my mother who went to open the door, but the little girl's dog was lost, and asked if we had seen a dog, my mother turned around and pointed to me lying on the sofa, saying that there is one here, if you want it, you can take it away. The little girl was stunned at the time, and she was quite good-looking. God-assisted mother.

God assist is an online term that means that a character who is otherwise difficult to complete is successfully completed with the help of teammates.

The general definition of an assist in basketball is to help one's teammates score points through passing. The NBA has very detailed rules about assist performance on the court and technical statistics for assists.

In terms of assists, it is defined as the act of helping the first player to touch the ball to score directly when the ball is in the live ball stage.

The first point of this definition is that the time of the assist is defined as the live ball phase, and the concept is the time when the ball leaves the hands of the player with the ball, and the court clock is running. This point sets the minimum range of assists: the assister is in bounds.

Suppose a player serves outside the sideline and the teammate who receives the ball scores directly, the serving player does not count the number of assists, on the grounds that the movement of the clock starts from the time when the first player touches the ball in the line, and the clock is static when the player outside the sideline touches the ball, so the statistics of assists are invalid;

As a term in internet slang, it roughly means to help others do things that would otherwise be difficult or even impossible to complete. This time it's not a pig teammate, it's a god teammate!

The word "assist" is a basketball term that refers to the act of helping the first player to touch the ball to score directly when the ball is in the live phase. As long as you are involved in the battle before the opponent is killed by a teammate (such as silence, fear, dealing damage, summoner's slowdown, item slowdown, and healing teammates, etc.), then after this person is killed, you will get an assist.

With the popularity of the word, the scope of use has gradually increased, in addition to the use of games and sports competitions we mentioned above, the word is also especially common in life Qiaofan hail. The more common usage is used in the relationship between two people, and the friends and relatives of one party have played a vital role in helping the love between the two, such as the brother helping to chase the girl and catching up, we call this brother a god assist.

A: When my mom found out that I was gay, she sent me to the same institution, and I was so grateful that she came up with such a good way to put me with 500 boys who had the same sexual orientation as me.

B: This mom is a god assist.

Currently, FIFA tournaments define assists as one (or two) players who attribute the assist to the scorer. He gives the ball to the scorer, either by passing the ball in any form, or by hitting the lintel or post**, which means he/they"Assists"The goal.

If the opposing player gains possession, not just pokes or touches the ball, and then loses possession of the ball to the scorer, then the ball is not"Assisters"。

Judging by this standard, even if a player relies entirely on individual performances, crossing most of the pitch to score the ball and passing the ball to him, his teammate (even the goalkeeper) is the assister; And player A shoots into the net after hitting the frame** and then B makes a supplementary shot, then A is also the assister. However, as with offsides and own goals, for this one"Assists"There is still ambiguity in the definition. If the ball touches an opposing player in the middle of the game, the passer is still considered an assister as long as the opposing player does not gain possession.

But all sorts of weird things happen on the football field. For example, if Party A's player passes the ball, and Party B makes a mistake in breaking the ball, and the ball is strongly refracted and scored by Party A's player, according to the rules, Party A's passer should be counted as the assister. But in reality, in many leagues and ** statistics, this situation does not count as assists.

Even if the ball does not refract clearly against an opposing player, the passer does not necessarily count as an assister. There is also a special case where a penalty is scored by a teammate and the official FIFA also counts as an assist.

An act that meets both of the following conditions is considered an assist:

1. The goal is not scored directly by taking a free kick or a corner kick.

Penalty with assists)

2. The goal is not scored by the opposing player.

Own-goal no assists).

3. The scorer receives a pass from the assister of the same team before the goal is scored, and the pass does not touch a third party (including the team's players, opposing players, referees) or court equipment (goalposts and corner flags).

No assist at the goalpost, no assist in the melee).

4. The shooter did not pass the ball during the period between getting the pass and scoring the shot (* no assist after a long-distance run).

5. The pass rolls longer than the circumference of the ball.

One step and one shot without an assist).

However, in other words, the specific competition judges do not necessarily follow this. The main thing is that the first assist is not a direct goal, and secondly, the assist is the player of the scorer, and secondly, it plays a non-negligible role in the goal.

Assist in an effective attack, such as when you pass the ball to Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming shoots the ball in goal, and your action is called an assist.