Provide a cross talk or sketch to welcome new students

A: Yo, isn't this a little X?

B: Yo, it's little X, what have you been busy with lately?

A: Hey, it's nothing, playing chess, I haven't seen your old man anymore, is he okay?

B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.

A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: That's right. A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left. Tease.

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me and me.

Take my gentleman, your father... Your father is like me again, I am your father again, your father is like me, I am your father.

Your father is like me, I am your father's striker, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, and your father is like me.

I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father...

B: you!!

A: Everyone has a pair of hands, and everyone has a finger. B:

Nonsense, who doesn't have a finger. A: Fingers are long and short, large and small.

B: That's right, it's an open-eyed truth. A:

But the more I looked at it, the more I liked it (thumbs up), and the more I hated it (index finger). B: Five fingers become a fist when you clench them, how can you say which one you love and which one you hate?

A: Alas, you don't know, in my family, the "thumb" is my father, and the "index finger" is my mother. B:

Why do I understand more and more I talk about it? A: For example, one day, I was praised by my teacher in kindergarten, and I was so happy!

B: You should be happy. A:

I jumped home and shouted "Mom!" with joy! ”。B:

Then your mother must be very happy, too. A: But who knows, as soon as the words fell, the "index finger" came.

B: What? Do you still have guests in your house?

A: (extends index finger) "Index finger" is my mother. "Why did you do it, your clothes are dirty like this, and where did you go wild?

B: Well, your mother is amazing. A:

I was thirsty and just wanted to eat the apple, when the "index finger" came again. B: What's wrong with that?

A: (stretches out your index finger) "How do you know how to eat, hurry up and write, you can't eat if you can't finish writing!" B:

Can't eat it? A: As soon as I sat down and wrote two words, I wanted to pee.

B: Alas, this urine is not angry. A:

Oops, I can't hold it back! B: Then go ahead.

A: No, the "index finger" is here again, (stretching out the index finger) "You kid, you're really lazy donkey grinding and urine, do your homework quickly!" B:

Alas! A: In this way, the repeated appearance of the "index finger" made me lose my energy to do my homework.

B: No one will have the spirit if they are changed.