Call for women s favorite jokes 30

You are the most beautiful and I have only loved you all my life.

I read it in a psychology book.

The gist of the story seems to be that a man told God that his wife didn't have to go to work at home every day, and that she just cooked, and as a result, God reversed his and his wife's identities. He was busy all day (exactly how busy he was like a housewife anyway), and at the end of the day he couldn't stand it. Say to God to get it back.

Finally God said"No, you have to do it for another year"The man asked why. God said"Because you're pregnant"

Published in the Journal of Mental Health.

The title is "A Woman's Favorite Joke".

Hedong Shi roared Cecilia Cheung's words **It's too long to remember) Anyway, it's invincible.

Oops, it's beautiful again!

In the end, she can't live without your words!

Jokes told with your heart!

I have no wishes or regrets about your love, as long as I am very affectionate!

You are the most beautiful woman in the world.

One day, a drunk man walked out of the Portman Hotel, got into a taxi, and said to the driver, "Go to Bonetman." "Poop.

Whoo fell asleep. The driver was stunned, and hurriedly woke up the drunk man and said, "You're at Portman right now." "When the drunk listens, he digs it.

The money was handed to the driver and said, "No need to look for it." Before getting out of the car, he said to the driver with concern: "Don't drive too fast in the future."

Dangerous. "A matador was drinking in the country, and his friends advised him not to drink too much, but he drank until he shook for the sake of his ability.

Huang couldn't help himself, so he took a shortcut and rushed to the arena, where a bull was already lying on the field. The matador immediately grabbed the horns with it.

After a fierce struggle, the bull finally fled. Afterwards, the matador said to his friends: I did drink a little too much just now, otherwise I would have dragged the kid off the bike!!

When Xiao Ming came home after the exam, his father told him not to call him dad next time he took the exam.

On the second day, Xiao Ming came home and said to his father, "I'm sorry, brother! ”

In the spring, after I buried my wife in the soil and listened to a joke, I kept laughing. He said, "Eldest sister, I beg you not to laugh, is it done?" ”

White Rabbit series. Cryptochrome type.

If I like what the person I like, I don't like what the person says, and if I don't like the person, I don't like to listen to what he says!

A man raised a pig, so he wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home, and threw it many times without success. One day, this person drove to abandon the pig, and that night he called his wife and asked, "Is the pig returned?"

His wife said, "Return." The man was very angry and yelled:

Hurry up and let it pick up **, I'm lost. ”

Classic joke: Occupy the lack of monkeys.

A young lion came to a zoo, it was locked in the same cage as the old lion, and every time the caretaker came to feed, he always gave the young lion a banana, and the old lion was a big piece of meat, and the young lion thought: Maybe I'm new, don't worry too much.

After three months, the young lion finally couldn't hold back and asked the administrator, "Why do I only eat bananas after three months of coming?" The administrator said, "Because you are taking advantage of the monkey's shortage!" ”

One day I was on the subway, and I heard a girl next to me and her boyfriend saying "I'm on the subway, you can come out to pick me up, if you arrive first and I don't arrive, you just wait, if I arrive and you haven't arrived, you just wait for me".

A man stalks two nuns.

There are two nuns, one called the Sister of Mathematics and the other called the Sister of Logic. It was almost dark now, but they were still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Did you notice that there was a man in the back who had been following us for thirty-eight minutes and thirty seconds, not knowing what he was trying to do?

Math: OMG! At this rate, he will catch us in fifteen minutes, what should we do?

Logic: The only reasonable way is, of course, to go a little faster.

Math: It doesn't seem to work!

Logic: Of course it didn't work, and the man was also very reasonable to go faster and faster.

Math: So what do we do? At that pace, he could catch us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to flee separately, go that way, I go this way, he can't catch both.

The man continued to stalk Sister Logic.

Sister Math arrives at the convent safely, but is worried that something will happen to Sister Logic, and then she sees Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you're finally back! Praise the Lord! Tell me what's going on?

Logic: The only plausible thing happened, the man couldn't follow both, so he came after me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened next?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened, I ran as hard as I could, and he chased after him with all his might.

Math: And then?

Logic: The only plausible thing happened, he caught me.

Math: OMG! So what to do?

Logic: I did the only thing that made sense, pull the skirt up.

Math: Oh my God, Sister Logic! What about the man?

Logic: The only thing he did was reasonable, he pulled his pants down.

Math: OMG! And what about later?

Logic: Isn't it very reasonable, a math nun, a nun who pulls her skirt up, must run much faster than a man who pulls his pants down!

It took a long time for Mo to receive your message.

I am very distressed.

I think about dying. I have cut the veins with the potato chips.

Hit your head with tofu.

Jump over the building with a parachute.

Hang with noodles.

But it's all ink.

You'll treat me to a meal.

Hold me up.

If you feel cold in your heart, please call my **! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, press 2 to talk about work, press 3 to talk about life, press 5 to introduce me to the object, please talk straight to me for dinner, and please hang up if you want me to borrow money.

A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you take responsibility for my future?" The boy said, "Of course, we are not one or two years old!" ”

I hope you'll be satisfied, hehe