Collect the shortest humorous jokes, collect humorous short jokes, be very special

1. There is a hide-and-seek club, and their leader has not yet been found. 2. There is a person who looks like an onion, and he cries when he walks. 3. On a hot afternoon, there was a match that tickled, scratched, scratched, and then caught fire.

So he went to the hospital to bandage it, and when he came out, it turned into a cotton swab. 4. Why don't medium-rare steaks say hello to medium-rare steaks? Because they don't know each other.

5. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana who was walking in front suddenly felt so hot, and he said, "It's so hot, I'm going to take off my clothes." As a result, he peeled off the skin.

As a result, the banana in the back fell.

When I got up in the morning, Xiao Ming's mother found that Xiao Ming had wetted the bed and asked; Why are you wetting the bed, Xiao Ming said; I'm putting out a fire!

On a high-speed train, a woman wanted to change a sanitary napkin, and after she had done it, she threw the used one out of the window. There was a farmer walking beside the railroad tracks, and just as the sanitary napkin snapped into the farmer's face, the farmer touched his face and found that it was stained with blood, and he sighed that the train was fast, and a piece of paper thrown from it broke my face.

A Chinese teacher from Shandong read the poem "Lying Spring" to the students.

The teacher reads aloud: One student dictated the following:

Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid".

Dark plum smells of flowers, I have no culture, lying on the branch and hateful bottom, I have a very low IQ, the shore is like a green, I am a donkey, the shore is like a green A big stupid donkey, I am lying like water from afar, I want to ask who I am, I am a big stupid donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green. I'm a stupid donkey.

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the top, and there was a monk in the temple, and he was telling a story: Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the top, and there was a monk in the temple. He's telling a story: ......

Humorous joke: People are really tired of living, so they are called human beings.

The geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

When a person first got on the plane and wanted to vomit, the flight attendant took an empty bag, and when it was almost full, she went to pick up the bag again, and told "don't vomit". When he returned, he saw that it was everywhere, and when he asked why, he replied, "When I saw that it was almost full, I took a sip, and everyone around me vomited ......."”