Was there a moment when you felt like your pet had become a sperm?

It's always going to feel this way, because my pets I feel like they have a flow of more human nature, sometimes I go out to play, because my neighbor has a big dog, the dog starts to bite me as soon as he sees me, and then every time I go out to play, I don't dare to see the dog, and then my dog knows, every time I go out, he will escort me to a very far place, and he will come back by himself.

Father-in-law Xiaobai is ten years old, once he went home and was chased by other dogs, Xiaobai went up and pinched up with a sprint, and later, when he went home, he would accept Xiaobai's greeting, and the neighbor's dog would not bark when he saw Xiaobai

Our cat likes to nest in the arms of the dog when it comes to winter, and my dog doesn't know why, probably knowing that the two of them are a family, he won't bite this cat every time, but if other cats come to our house, my dog will bite him. <>

I had a high fever some time ago, my body was very weak, and I felt dizzy, one day I was about to go out and pour some water to drink, and suddenly I fell to the ground, my dog saw me like this and rushed out to find a neighbor, who took me to the hospital, and I was really touched at that time.

If my dog doesn't pay attention to him, he'll lie there motionless and pretend to be dead, trying to get my attention, really motionless? And it's the kind of belly upside down, very attention-grabbing, if I don't pay attention to him, he'll always lie down like that, and he will jump up all of a sudden knowing that I go up and push him.

It was summer at that time, and then my grandmother cut his excess hair, and cut his flesh, and it was bleeding, but he only snorted, and I didn't find out later that it was bleeding, but if he met other strangers, as long as he wanted to touch it, it would bark.

I once came to my aunt, my stomach hurt very much, I wanted to get up to get a hot water bottle, but I didn't have the strength to stand up, at this time my dog suddenly ran over, lying on my stomach, because the dog's body temperature is relatively high, so soon my stomach felt less painful.

I don't seem to have such a pet around me yet, but I heard my mom tell a story like this. When my mother was a child, she had a dog at home, the dog was very greedy, but very smart, every day when it came to dinner, he would eat the dog food in his basin, and then quietly jumped into the neighbor's yard, the neighbor's dog's basin was brought over, and after eating, he jumped back to return the other person's basin, I think it was really amazing! <>

Kisses when you are sad. Once, I was crying because I was very sad about something, and my cat came directly to kiss me.

The cat has been raised for a long time and is a bit humane, the milk is fierce and the milk is fierce, and it will be too quiet for a while, and it will look at people's faces and act, and it feels a bit of a drama.

I forgot to take the key, and asked it to help me take the key to the balcony and throw it to me, and then I took the key to open the door, and it opened the door by itself.

Do something that feels incredible and imitate human behavior. It will make people feel that they are sperm.

When someone else's pet barks at me, he always stands by my side and helps me call back; When I scold it, it's very lost.

Pet cats will open the door by themselves, because I think pet cats are very petite, but learning the skill of opening the door is unexpected.

That is, sometimes when I talk to my pet, he can understand me, and he also reacts a little, which makes me very surprised, and it feels like my animal is a sperm.

Personally, I think it's when my pet wants to eat snacks very much, that is, it will use various methods to get what it wants to eat, it will be coquettish with you, and it will pull you to the place where the snacks are placed, at that moment I think how it is so smart, and there is a feeling of becoming a sperm.

My dog understood me, so he threw my banana peel in the trash, took it in his mouth, and went away.

Will bite the smaller plastic bench and move it to me to sit.

When I was watching TV with him, I wanted to change the channel, and when he was watching it, he would yell at me twice and ask me to change it back.

When the pet was stealing food, the last time my family's food fell on the ground, it secretly hid one and ate it when there was no one at home.

I have a Vietnamese wren at home, and I'm more than seven months old now. Raising birds can actually cultivate sentiment, bring me a lot of fun, and at the same time relieve stress for intense work. When it was about four months old, I suddenly came home one day, and when I opened the door, I heard someone in the room calling "Daddy", and called several times in a row, yes, and it was my son's voice, and I was very surprised that my son should be at school at this time.

Listening carefully to the words of my pet bird——- Brother Wren, I was very happy and surprised at the moment, because I had never taught him to say "Daddy", and at this time I felt that my pet was really a sperm.

I have to talk about this, my cubs are usually very quiet, and there are no two times a year to tear down the house, pick up the wall and turn over the garbage, one day I don't know how boring it is, I actually took advantage of my absence at home to dismantle a bag of cat food (feed the stray cats in the yard) It is estimated that after dismantling and tasting the ground, people themselves feel that something is not right, this guy actually opened his brain, climbed on the coffee table with a cat food bag in his mouth, and poured some cat food ...... into my fruit basinLet's not talk about how this guy lifted such a heavy bag of cat food so high, let's talk about how he thought of sharing the spoils with me in his little brain and turning me into an accomplice without being scolded, it's just godly.

I can't take it with me when I go out, it moves all the shoes on the shoe rack to the living room, only mine, and it is safe next to the door! I forgot to feed it, I was cooking in the kitchen, it would come and push me for a while, and when I turned around it it would smell its empty bowl. Ignoring it, it continues to repeat this action.

Every day, when the time comes, I hum and chirp to go out to play, and I keep humming if I don't take it out. Another time, it was scratched by a cat, and I obviously saw the cat's scratched head, and it pouted its leg for a day.

When I'm in a bad mood, I feel like it can always read my mood, put down the cabinet that I'm dismantling, and crawl on the side of my bed to accompany me quietly.

When the baby was playing alone, he fell down, and the dog went over to the baby to comfort him, and he really felt that it was too powerful.

My dog would bring slippers, and I told my dad to bring them, and he would bring them to me.

My dog went outside to poop and came back, and he was embarrassed to go home with his poop stained on his hair, and he was embarrassed to lift his head in the corner of the wall behind the door when he came back. It's shy, shy.

The parents will excuse themselves from the gifts brought by relatives at home, but my family is really unkind, and they will return to the house with the gifts, which makes us cry and laugh.

My puppy would run to my bedside every morning and raise his paws to wake me up.

Every morning when I have to go to work, my dog is blocking the door and looking at me pitifully, afraid that I will go, really afraid of its eyes.

Once I was afraid that you and my dog would take care of the bag, but a neighbor came to see the bag, and the dog kept barking at him, until I came back, and then quietly lay next to the baby and watched the neighbor play with the baby.

People who like to have pets often have these interesting phenomena in the process of living with pets.

I think any behavior of my cats that don't take me seriously is a manifestation of their "semen".

For example, I've been yelling at it, but it's still going to make a mess of some blankets and stuff in the house. Other than that, he doesn't pay attention to my behavior at all, and he has a lot of fun.

On top of that, for example, sometimes I poop around, which gives me a lot of headaches. Because it is not easy to be a shovel officer, such a worry-free behavior is even more bald. In short, there are actually quite a lot of such things.

I have a cat at home, which my brother has to raise, and my mother has never liked it very much, so it takes a detour when it sees my mother on weekdays.

On weekdays, when we went to work, he hid in his room and played by himself, no matter how my mom went in and out of the room, he hid under the table or under the bed, pretending not to see it. Once my mom went out, she would run around and play with the whole family.

But as soon as we come back, no matter how well it sleeps, it will run out to meet us. Then beg for a pett, beg for a hug, not to mention how cute it is.

Therefore, my mother often said that this cat is a "thief", knows who likes it, who doesn't like it, and knows to be spoiled by those who like it.

My cat was very quiet when he first came to my house, and at that time I thought it was very quiet, and it was not fun at all. But when it's cooked, it's different.

Although I treat it well, it is bent on escaping. In fact, it has only been in our place for a long time, and I have never taken it out of the community. This time it was successfully jailbroken, and I searched everywhere in the neighborhood but couldn't find it.

I thought it would never come back.

A few days later, it was drizzling. When I got home from work, I found it at the door of the unit building. It's completely different, it's so miserable, it's not like my cute kitten at all.

Meow when she sees me, like a child seeing her mother. I think it's really amazing that the first time it went out, it was able to find its way home. It's just a cat, not a dog.

What's even more amazing is that its fur has been cut in half. I suspect that someone in the neighborhood wants to cut it off so that I don't recognize it. But it can escape the clutches of its enemies.

I have to talk about this, my cubs are usually very quiet, and there are no two times a year to tear down the house and pick up the wall and turn over the garbage, and one day I don't know how boring it is, I actually took advantage of my absence at home to dismantle a bag of cat food (feed the stray cats in the yard) It is estimated that after dismantling and tasting the ground, people themselves feel that something is not right, this guy actually has a big brain, climbed on the coffee table with a cat food bag in his mouth, and poured some cat food ...... into my fruit basinLet's not talk about how this guy didn't pick up such a heavy bag of cat food so high, let's talk about how he thought of sharing the spoils for me and turning me into an accomplice without being scolded, it's just god.