As a straight man, what kind of romance has he given you that you can t laugh or cry?

I'm a straight man, so let's talk about what I found out after communicating with my girlfriend, what seems romantic to me makes my girlfriend cry and laugh. <>

There was one, and that was on the day I confessed to her. It was the day before Christmas, and I plucked up the courage to confess to my girlfriend with the idea that if I didn't make it. In the evenings, as always, I asked her out and walked around the basketball court, which was especially nice at night and was where most couples would be.

After a long time for my girlfriend to finally accept my confession, I actually took out a crumpled bouquet of plastic flowers from my pocket and gave it to my girlfriend.

Of course, my girlfriend didn't ask for it, because my girlfriend didn't say anything when we first got together. Later, I learned that in my opinion, some TV series and ** often appear in the plot, how romantic it is to confess to your goddess with flowers, and how fun it is. My girlfriend later said that it was indeed romantic, but which TV series protagonist confessed with a crumpled plastic flower?

I really didn't prepare for it at the time, but I can't laugh or cry when I think about it now! Fortunately, I didn't kneel down on one knee at the time, otherwise the two of us would be on fire, other people's boyfriends are all confessions of candles or something, I'm so funny, my girlfriend has been with me for so long with a straight man, and my resistance has increased!

On our 100th day, he gave me a facial cleanser, yes, Kanebo's Rose Facial Cleanser.

I was very happy at the time because I hadn't used this cleanser before because its selling point was that it had a rose shape when it was squeezed out. And his explanation to me was that if you give you real flowers, they will wilt, so I will give you a rose cleanser that can be used and seen.

Later, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, although it is true to say that practicality is good, but this seems to be a bit far from romance.

Later, he gave me a bottle of perfume, and I forget how many days it was a gift for our anniversary.

I had never bought perfume before, so he went to Weibo to study it carefully, what kind of perfume would be better for the first bottle of perfume given to a girl? He saw a lot of people recommending Elizabeth Arden's perfume, and I admit that this brand of fragrance is very good, but he sent me a 100ml one as soon as he gave it away.

wtf？？？Is it such a big bottle? Do you think this is buying toilet water?

The bigger the bottle, the better, right? Seeing other girls spraying perfume is a small bottle, it looks very delicate in my hand, I can't hold a perfume with one hand, and when I spray it, it is especially like spraying flower water, I really can't say anything.

Straight men are generally not able to understand the hidden meaning of their girlfriend's speech very well. For this reason, they also made a lot of particularly romantic jokes.

I can say that he is a more macho person, he will not deliberately ask what I like, but observe in life, I will say something I like, at this time he may inadvertently give me this surprise.

I remember one time he gave me a lipstick for my birthday. And this lipstick, he saw it when he was online, it was sold in a crown store. Then I felt that the sales were still relatively high, so I bought it.

When he gave it to me, I was pleasantly surprised. But when I opened it, I found out that it was a fake lipstick.

At that time, he was very sad and thought that he had given me a gift but he had given me a fake lipstick. Then he said let me take his money and go to ** to buy an identical lipstick. I said that I would not spend this money, and that it would be good if my mind arrived. He said no, I must give it to you.

A big characteristic of straight men is that they like to look at the surface and can't see through the essence of things at all.

When I was in college, I was walking on a beautiful path on campus with a straight man, and I was met by a girl holding a bear that was almost as tall as her. She hugged her hard, but her face was full of happiness and sweet smiles, and the girls around her also cast envious glances at her. <>

Many girls were excitedly pointing at her bear, and everyone was focused on the bear along the way, and I watched it for a long time.

When I returned to my dorm that night, I couldn't help but complain to my roommate, "How could anyone like a bear like that, it must have been given by her boyfriend." You don't see her happy, are plush toys really that cute?

Am I not a normal girl, and I have to put it in the ** when I take it back to the dormitory. Luckily my boyfriend didn't send me, otherwise I would have had to burn him and the bear in the trash. ”

My roommates know me, I don't like stuffed animals but I don't hate them, but I really hate stuffed animals that are huge and just huge. When I was in college, the huge bears were not cheap, and they must have been of bad quality, so they were really not very cute.

But when my roommate and I went downstairs one morning, we saw him standing in front of me with an equally large and uglier bear. Immediately, my roommates laughed and said that the trash can was nearby and that they needed a lighter.

I was also speechless and asked God, this straight man understood my incomprehensible and critical gaze into envy, and understood that I also wanted such a bear.

Later, it took a lot of effort in our dorm room to get the bear under the bed. How about it else, let it sleep in my bed?

<> "Why Straight Men Don't Understand Romance."

Straight masculine personality. 1.Character is everything.

Straight men mostly like to be rough with a simple base file and don't pay attention to details and emotional expression.

2.Not good at expressing yourself.

Most straight men tend to be clumsy and difficult when it comes to expressing love and romance, making it difficult to convey their emotions.

3.Focus on practicality.

Straight men are more practical in thinking, do not pay much attention to romance, and pursue practicality.

4.Good face.

Straight men are not good at expressing themselves, but they are afraid of losing face. Therefore, it is often not easy to make romantic moves.

5.I don't understand women.

Straight men generally don't know much about women's emotional worlds, and it's hard to understand what kind of romance women expect.

<> "Why Straight Men Don't Understand Romance."

1.Cultural factors.

In traditional Chinese culture, the emotional expression and romance between men and women are not the focus, which directly affects the emotional expression ability of straight men.

2.Social factors.

In society, mighty and masculine have always been the standard for straight men, and the emotional expression and romance on the other side are considered "sissy".

3.Educational factors.

Men's education pays more attention to science and engineering and practicality, and does not give men sufficient emotional education, which affects the emotional expression ability of straight men.

4.Lack of security.

Straight men tend to be emotionally inadequate, and they are less prone to romantic feelings for women. This is related to the psychological state of straight men who are stupid and filial piety and pursue a sense of security.

5.Lack of experience.

Straight men often lack the experience of expressing emotions and romance. Only through more practice and continuous accumulation of these experiences can you improve your ability to express romantic feelings.

1.Show him what you expect.

Offer him an expectation that you want him to be more romantic, let him understand your needs and give feedback.

2.Cultivate the habit of expressing her emotions.

Develop positive emotional expression habits by encouraging others to express their emotions.

3.Create a romantic atmosphere.

Create a romantic atmosphere and environment for him and her on a regular basis, such as candlelit dinners, couples' trips, etc.

By sharing romantic experiences and skills, help others improve their romantic skills.

5.Don't ask for it.

Sometimes, deliberately asking straight men to be romantic can be counterproductive, and try to keep it natural and authentic.

Boys are very good to me, but they are more straight men, and they always express their romance in a particularly straight way, she is not the kind of person who is sleek, she doesn't like to express her love for me in words, and always expresses her love for me with her own practical actions.

First, spend 200 clips to clip a doll to me once, I went out shopping with him, saw a doll in the crane machine is particularly good-looking, I wanted to try him clip out, but, tried a few times, I didn't catch it, I gave up, later, I said I was free to buy one on the Internet, after a few days, he took two of a doll I had a fancy to come to me, I asked him to buy it in **, he said he clipped, I was quite surprised, because he never usually plays with the crane machine, I suddenly realized something, I asked her how much money she spent on the clip, he said "two hundred", two, buy me three boxes of colored gummies once, home for the Chinese New Year, the two of us were chatting in the process, I talked to him, I saw the neighbor's children eating colored gummies, I remembered the story of not being able to buy colored gummies when I was a child, I told him this, and just told him about the past, but I didn't expect that after a few days, he sent me three boxes of gummies, he said, he wanted to make up for my lack at that time.

I'm glad I met him, no matter how he loves me, I will accept it, I will love him, and I will create a lot of romance for him in the future, after all, the love is mutual.

It should be when my boyfriend gives himself some bracelets for straighter men, or gives himself some unpopular lipsticks, and when he sends me flowers, he gives me carnations.

The death Barbie pink lipstick given by her boyfriend has been a gift for a long time, but it is actually the death Barbie pink lipstick, or he prepared it very carefully.

When I was wandering around the mall, my boyfriend spent 100 yuan to please me and gave me a doll, which made me speechless.

I received a popular Valentine's Day gift from my boyfriend, which was fake flowers and lipsticks that looked very cheap.

When I was in high school, I folded a box of little stars with my own hands, and each one was full of words.

My boyfriend is learning computers, one day, he suddenly sent a** over, a program box with a heart, he said he studied online for a few hours, and then wrote ** to form this triangle, I really like this love too much!

My boyfriend gave me 999 roses for my birthday, but in a private way, which made me feel very uncomfortable. Because I want him to send me in public so that I can feel the envy of everyone.

My husband is a straight man, and he once found that my cosmetics were gone and bought me a Chanel cosmetics, which he gave to me at a fast food restaurant.

Sometimes my boyfriend will take a big bouquet of roses and confess to me in public, he thinks it is romantic, but in fact it is very embarrassing.

When I bought sanitary napkins, I bought sanitary napkins, and when I was sick, I only knew that I was asked to drink water and did not come to take care of me, which really made me laugh and annoy.

You ask him to wash the dishes, and he goes to wash the dishes very diligently, and after a while, he goes to see that there are two pairs of chopsticks next to the sink. I said, why don't you wash your chopsticks? People replied to you, you asked me to wash the dishes, and you didn't say to wash the chopsticks.

You said you were going to cry.

On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me a potted plant, and he said that it was affordable and not wasteful, which really made me cry and laugh. Go out to dinner with friends and pay for him back, because of his upright personality, others can't rob him. So much so that I didn't dare to go out to eat, the consumption was too high.

The thing my boyfriend did that made me laugh and cry the most was at our college commencement convention. At that time, the class teachers and student representatives of each class had to go up and speak. At that time, many students in our class went to lay flowers.

The student representative of our class was excited and said that the flowers were finished. Everyone sent us wreaths, do you think this is ridiculous?

I asked him to send flowers to me, and I actually sent a handful of cauliflower and said that after reading it, I could eat it on my first date, and I didn't have a car to go back and stay, and I didn't even touch me one night.

Not long after getting along with my boyfriend, I remember cooking instant noodles once, but my boyfriend's hand was blistered by the iron pot soup, you said that he couldn't do such a simple thing, and seeing him made you cry and laugh.

Answer: Your boyfriend has straight male cancerNetizens didn't agree with each other, so they saw the picture above, which made people cry and laugh ......

The male ticket is a straight man, we went on our first date, and he showed me the ......Outwit the ...... of Weihu MountainAfter reading it, there is no romantic atmosphere, only full of enthusiasm and wants to go to the snowy mountains to fight with tigers.

After laughing at him, he was not convinced, and in order to show his romance, he took me to see the 3D film Cinderella ......, which was very popular at the timeOf course, he sleepwalked the whole time when he watched it. After watching it, I went back and met the senior, and the senior asked us what movie we went to see, and he happily replied: Snow White!

Not to mention the fact that he tore off my double eyelids when he said I had dirty eyes...

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