Let s talk about how to tell jokes to keep yourself from laughing.

It's very simple, don't tell jokes, let a bunch of people surround you, and then you pinch your thighs to tell them, so that you can hold back your laughter.

First of all, you must be very tolerant, and secondly, if you have already heard and laughed at that joke, you will not laugh again, and the method is very good.

Rehearse first, talk about it ten times or eight times, and it won't be funny if you tell too many jokes, but you have to keep a relaxed and ridiculous mood to tell it, otherwise it will be colder.

It's just that you have to pinch your thighs, and then tell jokes to others, forcing yourself not to laugh, otherwise the jokes won't be funny.

When some people speak, they don't think that what they say is pleasant, and take it for granted, but others don't sound it, there is a saying that the speaker is unintentional, and the listener is intentional. If you don't laugh when you tell it yourself, from my personal point of view, then what you're telling is not a joke, and it's hard to adjust the atmosphere.

If you want to tell a joke and keep yourself from laughing, you must first be familiar with the joke, and then you may not be able to laugh every time you are familiar with it, and then you may not arouse the urge to laugh yourself.

If you tell a joke and keep yourself from laughing, first you can understand that the joke is entertainment, and then it is better for you to hold back and not laugh.

Read this joke as if it were a book, and make your laughter less interesting. Don't be very emotional. I think that's the best.

If you want to stop laughing, you can tell jokes in your heart, or when no one is around, you can tell jokes to yourself alone, and I don't think you can laugh.

How do you tell jokes to keep yourself from laughing? Don't stop telling jokes, you're laughing in your heart, really.

Broken basins have long legs and no long feet, and thieves slip.

There is a family surnamed Pan, and the elders have passed away.

During the family sacrifice, an old gentleman with a strong local accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.

The obituary is written like this:

Filial piety: Pangenko.

Filial daughter-in-law: Chi's.

Filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci.

Filial piety: Pan Daoshi.

But this old gentleman is dizzy and his pronunciation is not standard.

When he followed the obituary roll call, he did not see anything that literally had three points of water or the left capital was missing.

So he read it to him like this: Filial piety, turn ......

Follow ......Dou ......」

When Xiaonan heard it, he felt very strange, but he didn't dare to ask, so he turned over a heel fight.

Then he said: "Filial daughter-in-law, also ......."It's ......」

When the filial daughter-in-law heard it: I'm going to turn it over too? So the filial daughter-in-law also turned over a heel fight.

Again: Filial granddaughter, turn it twice. 」

When the filial granddaughter heard it, she thought that her parents had turned it over, so I would too! So I flipped two heels.

At this time, Xiaosun thought to himself: My father and mother have turned it once, and my sister has also turned it twice, so how many times should I turn it? Thinking about it, I started to get nervous: What to do? I saw the old gentleman tear open his throat and read out loud:

Filial piety ......Flip ......to ......Dead ......」

Someone copied the answer during the exam, and it was originally |x|As a result, the first person copied 1 1, and the second person waited another step to get 1.

There is also an answer to b q, the first person is copied as 6 q, and the next person is copied as 6 9, and the last one is simplified, becoming 2 3!

On the wedding night, the wife asked her husband, "Why is your bed on the east side?" The husband joked, "You didn't read the book."

Written by the East Bed Horse? ”

"The wife said, "For example, the word 'dragon' in 'riding the dragon and quick son-in-law' should be changed to 'phoenix.'"

Words are!

But I'm afraid of rejection.

What should I do, do you want to tell her?

B: Write anonymous love letters to her.

A: I'll give it a try.

Day 2B: How are things going?

A: She fainted when she saw it.

B: And then.

A: Then she called the police.

B: Why.

What did you write above.

A: I've been paying attention to you for a long time.

If the storyteller is confused by the story itself, the rhythm will definitely get out of control, so you can usually watch more jokes to improve the laughter, and at the same time think about the joke more, so be immune to it, and then slow down and tell it mysteriously, the effect will be much better! Also, the act of laughing at a joke may be even more amusing than the joke. ‍‍

Don't think about the scene, don't think about the funny points in the joke, just memorize the text. Then rehearsal, talk about it ten times or eight times, and if you tell too many jokes, it won't be funny, but you have to keep a relaxed and ridiculous mood to tell it, otherwise it will be colder.

When telling jokes, try to finish them in one breath, and if you hold your breath when you say it, you won't laugh easily. Make some movements (because you can't laugh) to make others laugh, and when telling a joke, if you can't help but want to laugh, swallow your saliva immediately, or step on yourself, so that you don't laugh and lie down before you finish the joke. The laughter is very low, especially when performing, you must not laugh, in general, you must learn to control your emotions, take a deep breath first, and then think about how to make the expression and how it will be vivid.

If you still think about laughter when you think about it, then you think about something sad, and you don't laugh when you talk about it with a bad mood. ‍‍

I have heard about this burden countless times, seen it countless times, and used it many times during my own rehearsals, causing me to be immune to the laughter of this baggage, just like having antibodies after vaccination. When you hear a joke a second or third time, there are very few people who can still laugh it.

I remember that there are about 21 in "Happiness Lesson", and there is a lesson dedicated to explaining humor, basically laughing from the beginning to the end, and there is a very important point in it that humor corrects the bias of the real world (that is, things deviate from the original trajectory) Another point is that once you dissect humor, it will die faster like dissecting a frog (that is, humor is not humorous), so you can try to analyze the joke with a rigorous attitude before telling a joke: where is the joke, list it in sections, and repeat it repeatedly, strengthen repetition, and make the brain fatigued, If you watch the same joke several times, it won't be as funny as it was at first. ‍‍

Say this joke a few more times, wait until you feel that you have laughed enough, tell it to others, have a richer expression when you tell it, and then in order to highlight the better laugh, then study it deeply, and then think about it, and you won't laugh. When you enter the world of thinking, then you will be in the realm of in-depth research.

Autosuggestion, constantly saying to yourself: "What's so funny about this" should be serious, ask yourself, if you say with a hippie smile, it will not have any effect. It's also excellent to divert attention.

When you laugh at something or something, and you can't stop laughing, you think about it, you look at objects that are not related to that thing or thing, so that you can quickly calm down. ‍‍

The reason why this burden makes people laugh has been thoroughly analyzed, and based on this analysis, what kind of performance skills can make the effect better, in the performance, the focus is more on how to control the performance skills, rather than on the laughter, so the process and what may happen during the performance are predicted in advance, and I will not laugh. In addition, as for the training of how to hold back laughter, I think that if you really want to laugh, it is impossible to hold back, only it is possible to control the amplitude of laughter. If you want to be completely immune to jokes, you can only listen to and see more and form immunity.

When you're happy and want to laugh, even if the joke isn't funny, you can't help but laugh.

If you're not happy, you don't want to laugh at what people say! Right??

When telling jokes to others, if you can't laugh forward and backward, this will not work, and others will not be able to see you laughing there, and they will not feel what the joke looks like!

Repeat the joke to yourself desperately before telling someone a joke, numbing the laughter. I don't know how funny this joke is, I've already experienced it, that's what it's all about, so I numb my joke so that I can tell it vividly and interestingly when telling this joke to others!

The key is not to get excited, you already know the content of this joke, it has been spoiled, so there is nothing to be excited about, think about it yourself, think about it, I want to tell this joke vividly to others, let others know this joke, and experience the fun of this joke at the same time! Or just think about something sad, and talk about it with a bad mood, and you won't laugh.

If this funny thing is relatively long, you can choose to divert your attention and not keep thinking about the scene of the joke. You only laugh when you hear or see something funny, and your mind repeats that image, so you laugh and laugh again, in fact, if you want to hold back, you can divert your attention, you just think about something that is not funny or you look at something else, don't look at something that makes you laugh.

Laughter is originally a thing that brings happiness to everyone, laughing and laughing for ten years, and you don't have to tell jokes to others, with a straight face, in this way, everyone looks at it is not interesting, happy everyone is also happy themselves, happiness needs to be spread, telling jokes, is spreading happiness!

You can imagine how the people who talk about cross talk and act in sketches are serious and make others laugh.

Of course, this is actually very common when you laugh out loud when telling jokes or humorous jokes to others. It's because you really think the joke or humor is funny that you will share it with the other party, so you can't talk about it anymore hahahahaha. In fact, this is very funny in itself, you will infect the people around you, people don't like what you are laughing at, but just seeing you laugh, you already feel funny.

I have a friend who is like this, and I think he's so cute, because the jokes are intermittent, and when I see him giggling alone, I want to laugh so much.

If you don't laugh, it's suitable to tell some cold jokes, or esoteric jokes, that is, the kind of jokes that you have to think about after listening, if you want to tell a joke or humorous joke to your friends seriously, I think you can practice it first, for example, tell it yourself 100 times, tell it yourself and think the joke is not funny at all, and then tell it to others.

But this kind of words also lose a kind of fun, we see a funny joke, we must want to share it with friends for the first time, and when we talk about it we don't think it's funny, there is no fun, maybe we forget it, there is no fun to share in time.

Laughing and telling a joke to a friend doesn't affect the effect of the joke you express, and it doesn't matter much, but if you laugh so much that you can't say it clearly, and you can't laugh straight up, you shouldn't.

When you laugh a lot because of helplessness and embarrassment, it becomes easy to make others laugh, and you yourself have made it a habit to make people laugh, you can even predict the reaction of others when you say a joke, and you will not be interrupted by your own laughter.

How can you tell jokes more ridiculously? I think people who tell jokes should have a sense of restraint. Jokes told with laughter often make people feel that the person telling them is laughing at themselves.

Good jokes are often in a very calm tone, followed by an unhurried tone, giving people unexpected laughter. The purpose of restraint is to make people unprepared, and it often creates a different kind of conflict. If the speaker laughs first, then the listener will unconsciously raise their expectations, and then find that it is nothing more than that, or it is not as effective as a calm tone.

For example, at the dinner table, some people talk about stories that are not necessarily wonderful but always engaging, while others talk like dumplings in a teapot, and some people can't pour out the goods. The same joke, when I tell it, no one laughs. Reversing the logic, not according to common sense, often more effective to hit the point of laughter, relying on the attack is not prepared to surprise, I realized a joke telling skills, from the non-focus to add details to the embellishment.

The main thing is the specific application of skills, jokes should be very free and casual, exercising like doing math problems may limit the flow of thinking, and the main thing is that it should be learned in life This may be the reason why few people share the skills of telling jokes.

So no matter what the occasion, if you want to tell a story or a joke, you must first pick a theme that fits the environment, don't open your mouth and come, and then face the atmosphere that is a few degrees cold, or you will offend someone here because of some inappropriate words. At this time, if you can pick a good topic, follow what everyone is discussing without a trace, and naturally tell jokes to make everyone laugh, so that you can make your jokes more ridiculous.