What s the most embarrassing chat you ve ever had?

I'm sure everyone has experienced many embarrassing moments in their lives, and I am no exception. One of the things that makes me feel particularly embarrassed when I think about it now is when I complain about the teacher, and the teacher suddenly stands behind me. When I think about it now, I still feel that I was very stupid at that time.

It's embarrassing, but I think it's very funny. I still remember when I was in elementary school, the teacher was very strict with the classmates, and every time I got out of school, I would assign a lot of homework, and we would often delay the time to sleep because of homework, and it was common to write homework until 12 o'clock at night. I used to cry because I couldn't finish the homework he assigned, but in the end, I was able to finish it with the help of my parents.

When I was in elementary school, I went out shopping with my mother one day, and my family lived on the sixth floor, so I ran to the first floor in one breath while she was changing shoes at the door, hid behind the doorway door, and waited for her to come downstairs to scare her. Two minutes later, the door opened, and I jumped up to her and shouted, "Phew! I found that "my mother" did not react, and when I looked up, I was a big man, it was an uncle who lived downstairs, and I was stunned for a moment, and the two looked at each other for ten seconds, and they didn't know what to do, and then I blushed to my neck, covered my face and ran away.

The most embarrassing thing was to go to see my girlfriend's family yesterday afternoon, I was really nervous at first, and then I accompanied the elders in the family to drink some wine. At that time, I was drunk and talked a lot, and when I got home, I opened ** with my uncle (my family), and I actually called my girlfriend's mother directly, and pulled me over to open ** together. Fortunately, my girlfriend's family is not the same as me, and she still warmly received me today, I hope you don't have the same problems as me on this occasion, which is not only embarrassing, but may lose your true love!

The most embarrassing thing I've ever experienced was when I bought an ice cream with my classmates after school, and then I saw a garbage basket in front of me, so I walked over and threw away the ice cream package. When I threw it, I suddenly saw someone on the ground drop 5 yuan, and I saw that there was no one, so I picked it up and put it on. When I turned around, I saw a woman looking at me with a strange look in her eyes.

I ignored her and walked over to my classmate. After walking for a while, my classmate told me that the 5 yuan was dropped by the woman, and she was about to go back to pick it up, but saw me pick it up.

I basically didn't attend classes in college, so I didn't have much contact with my classmates, especially female students. But one of them, it feels very special, in today's words, the magnetic field is very right, needless to say, there is that feeling, and then go on a date and eat, and then don't show it, it seems a little disrespectful to people. I specially borrowed some money from my buddy to invite her to dinner, ordered 4 dishes, I didn't eat a few bites at first, I choked on it, I didn't have time to turn around, all sprayed in the vegetables, that embarrassment, I don't know what to say.

After giving birth, I asked the doctor if the girl was a boy or a boy, and the doctor and I were the same for both boys and girls. At that time, there was no experience in the doctor wrapped the child did not dare to open it, from the delivery room back to the ward to the parents to report the good news**, Dad asked me to give birth to a little daughter or a little master, I said I don't know the same young master, Dad said I want a little daughter with your mother.

Once I bought self-service fruit in the canteen of the unit, the leader was also buying, but I didn't want to help the leader pay for the settlement, I just said that the leader you first (called), and the leader said: "No, I don't need to pay", I reacted, and then said I came to buy I'll buy, so the leader checked out.

What to do if chatting makes people embarrassed, what to do if chatting makes people embarrassed, many people will have such a situation when chatting with the person they like, that is, when chatting with the person they like, it will make people embarrassed. Why is there such a situation, why is this situation occurring, in fact, the first kind of problem is usually from one's own problem.

It was July last year, and the exam month had just passed, and we and our roommates stepped out of the exam room for the last course. Got on the waves.

The journey, one person and one electric car ride fast. At that time, it was raining and the sky was clear, and there were pools of stagnant water on the road.

One by one, we sped down the downhill to show that it was too late and too fast, and the couple was in front of me on an electric cracker, but I wasn't good at it.

No, he moved sideways to dodge, and then he was greeted by a pool of water, and the sound of brushing rushed over the couple's face.

I was so embarrassed that I immediately ran away.

In retrospect, it's a shame, it's not that I drove and splashed their faces, but that I didn't dare to take responsibility afterwards.

Appear. Even if you say sorry to them afterwards.

In the armpit pants behind the skirt of the toilet in the mall, I was reminded by the clerk to find out.

1.Stealing food in class was discovered by the teacher.

I don't know why, when we were in junior high school, we always liked to steal food in class, and we always felt that if we didn't get caught by the teacher, we felt as if we had earned it. When we come to school, we sometimes buy snacks, such as melon seeds, or other snacks.

The general practice of stealing food in class is to stuff it into his mouth when the teacher turns around and writes on the blackboard. When the teacher turned around, he slowly chewed in his mouth as if nothing had happened. But some classmates will be very"Unfortunately", he will be found out by the teacher if he steals food, and the teacher will criticize him by name in the class, which is a particularly shameful thing.

2.The small and macro note written to the classmates was seen by the teacher.

When I was in junior high school, there was another thing that most people did, and that was to pass notes to other students during class. Until now, I can't understand why what is written in the note is so important, and I have to say it during class, can't I wait until the end of class? Whatever the reason, when I was in junior high school, people just liked to pass notes during class.

Everyone knows that the content of the note is usually a secret between two people, and this kind of secret cannot be seen by the teacher. But sometimes in the process of shipping the note, it will"Something went wrong", by the teacher's"Sharp-eyed"If he finds out, he will come down and ask the student who passed the note to hand over the note, and the teacher will not only ask for the note, but the teacher will open it and read it, and sometimes even read it in class. At this time, if the secret of the note is discovered by the teacher Sakura and announced to the public, it will be a shame.

3.Cheating on exams was discovered by the teacher.

Although it is said that in recent years, China's large-scale examinations have been criminalized, but in some small examinations, there is still the phenomenon of cheating, especially in the monthly exams in school, or the mid-term final exams, the phenomenon of cheating has always existed. We all know that people should be honest, and this integrity must be reflected in all aspects, and the same is true in exams.

All the students in the exam room do not cheat, it is fair to themselves and others. But there are always students who are unwilling to follow the rules and want to use opportunistic methods to achieve good results. Therefore, they will choose to cheat during the exam, and if the teacher finds out, they will confiscate your test papers, and sometimes even report criticism in the school.

At this time, it is not a matter of throwing people into a class, or even the whole school.

1.When the third brigade was dismantled, I had a fight with my classmates, because I had eaten beans, I didn't control the chrysanthemum, and I pulled the stool that I had been holding for a day inside my pants during the fight. Then I went red. "Look, that's the guy who got hit the out of someone! ”

2.I sent a confession to a girl to my mother by mistake, and I was blindfolded at the time, and then my face turned red when I brushed it, and I was so embarrassed that I couldn't do it. In a hurry, I sent another message to my mother:

3.When I just went abroad, everything was fresh, I didn't understand anything, one morning I went to McDonald's to buy something, found a few steel jumps, went out to see an old man, a black man, dressed in tatters and squatted in Qizhen Wang held a cup at the door of McDonald's, he was in a very good mood, and threw the steel jump into the old man's cup, and then the voice was wrong, and then turned around, and saw that people were holding a cup of coffee. . .

Last week, I went on a business trip and took the high-speed train and experienced an embarrassing thing.

I sat by the window.

Suddenly, strikes.

But the man next to me didn't want to get out of his seat.

Motioned for me to step over directly.

This put me in a bind.

When I stepped over.

Is it facing him in front of you?

Or is it facing him from behind?

I thought about it. Or a little bit of insurance in the back.

As two large men have taken up most of the space.

So I straddled very awkwardly.

A kick has passed.

The legs are spread apart.

That's when I couldn't help myself.

Yes, friends.

I farted in his face.

I don't know because he guessed it.

I ate a leek quiche that morning.

Or was it my strong fart that caused a nightmare for him?

Anyway when I come back.

He stood up like a spring and let me in.

This familiar awkwardness reminds me.

Hanging out after lunch that day.

A foreign body sensation in the tooth.

So I walked over to the rearview mirror of a car.

Begin to pick at the debris between your teeth.

Helplessly, the meat particles are too large to pick out.

Five minutes later. The windows rolled down.

The driver handed out a toothpick from inside.

Embarrassed, I want to die on the spot.

So I tried to look online about the same experience as me.

Come to Momo and look for comfort.

As a result, I saw a living competition of embarrassment.

This phlegm may have a mind of its own.

This sunscreen is really natural and safe.

Sure enough, it's embarrassing, but it's not a, pee, and f

Especially in the summer, you can't cover it up if you wear too little.

But if you really can't help it, you have to fart in public.

How to minimize embarrassment?

First: Don't hold back.

Otherwise, if you can't hold it, it will cause a ** effect.

The momentum is staggering. Just keep that mindset.

I'm just going to fart, what's wrong? ”

Second: Release slowly.

Breathe smoothly and engage the sphincter.

It's like your buttocks doing tai chi.

Be sure to change the sedan car slowly!

Puff pop" sound appeared.

That success is just around the corner.

Third: Blame the smell.

Sound can be avoided, but smell is always hard to guess.

You never know what the next one will taste like.

So calculate the diffusion velocity.

Pretending to be confused.

Give others that kind of look appropriately.

Fourth: dare to act.

If it is still discovered.

Immediately make a decision, slap the table and get up.

That's what I put it! What's wrong! 6 out of 6! ”

Zhou Shen complained in the comments on Weibo that he cleared his throat in the men's toilet one time, and was reminded by the person next to him, "Don't go to the wrong toilet, this is the men's toilet." Then the question arises, whether he should prove himself ...... at this momentEmbarrassing events may inevitably happen, but the huge embarrassment that follows is full of stamina, and will continue to randomly surface in the next few years, even decades, and make people cover their faces. These embarrassments, maybe you have also had Xiao Yuer's blind guess, when you see the beginning, you must start to recall the embarrassing moments involuntarily.

When this kind of situation arises, it really can't be solved by being thick-skinned. A Douban user shared his "social death incident" on the Internet. The landlord sent a message to the graduation ** tutor, but received a reply from the teacher, "I'll talk about it later".

When I was confused, I looked back at the message record, and found that my last sentence was - "Do you have the strength to be my graduation design teacher?" And what she wanted to fight was "time". The next plot, everyone make up for it by themselves.

If the trace town says that I attacked myself from Cheongzhou, I'm afraid I can easily write a novella on this topic**. When I was in college, I occasionally skipped classes and sometimes helped my classmates cover. But as the saying goes, it's good to answer your brother, you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet.

In one of the meditation classes, I said, "Come to the classroom, the teacher is named!" "It's sent to the class group. Originally, I wanted to send it privately to my roommate who was still sleeping.

I thought I had worked in a company before I said bad things about people behind my back, and the reason for leaving was because the atmosphere of my colleagues was very depressing, and there was intrigue everywhere. On one of the weekends, three people were on duty, and one girl never came. So another girl thought she had taken a leave of absence, and poured bitter water in the office to express her dissatisfaction, who knew that the other party only took 2 hours off, and just heard all the complaints.

The key is that everyone is usually a harmonious group on the surface, and the fig leaf was torn apart suddenly when the vertical crack was torn apart, so the scene was very embarrassing for a while, although nothing was done or echoed, but I also felt suffocated, I believe this is also the scene of Yu Gai's social death of another girl. I accidentally sent a private message to a large group and couldn't withdraw it, I believe that many people have had such an experience, and some simple mistakes were sent wrongly, but there is a friend. I once accidentally sent some more private content to the general group, and I found out when it was critical that I couldn't withdraw it, and at this time I could only send some emojis to hide, but there were still many people who found out about it, and it once became a talking point in the office.

The content of this message is relatively private, so it also embarrassed my friend for a long time. **The meeting forgot to turn off the sound This is my personal experience, and it is definitely a large-scale social death scene. Because of the epidemic, I worked from home for a period of time, and I thought that the work would be more free, but who knew that the company had more than ** meetings a day.

And once I thought I had turned off the camera and sound, so I worked while talking to my friends, and I ate snacks, and suddenly my colleague sent me nails, and I realized that I forgot to turn off my voice, and it was very embarrassing at that moment.