Can anyone tell me 10 humorous couplets 10

Shanglian: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I'm waiting for you to reply**; Downlink: Live for you, die for you, wait for you for a lifetime; Horizontal batch: The wrong person sent it.

Shanglian: Look at the back and rush thousands of troops; Downlink: Turn your head and scare off millions of heroes; Sideways: Oh my god.

Shanglian: Don't cheat in exams and be a junior in the coming year; Downlink: It is better to have no personality than to fail; Horizontal batch: Just to pass!

Uplink: Mahjong poker gold, go home after losing; Downlink: The ancient road west wind thin horse, broken intestines in the end of the world; Horizontal criticism: Miserable!

Uplink: Remove the numbers one and two; Downlink: There are also four, five, six, seven, nine; Horizontal batch: Only three or eight left!

Shanglian: If you say you can do it, you can do it, and you can do it if you can; Downlink: If you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it; Horizontal batch: If you don't accept it, you can't do it.

Shanglian: For you to be stupid, for you to be tired, for you to suffer all the sins; Downlink: Die for you, be crazy for you, bang against the wall for you; Side-by-side: Crazy for love.

Shanglian: The name of the person I love has a master; Downlink: The people who love me are miserable; Horizontal batch: life is bitter.

Shanglian: In the upper handsome, horizontal criticism: Marshal Tianpeng, what is the lower link? --Under for the pigs!

Shanglian: Red rice and pumpkin soup, a wife and a child; Downlink: Red rice Wang Ba soup, children and a wife; Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

Uplink: Pressing up and down layer by layer, and succeeding; Downlink: Down-deception is mixed with water, and the water comes naturally; Horizontal batch: everyone is happy.

Shanglian: It is difficult to love and be loved; Downlink: There is time for affection and fate; Horizontal criticism: Affection is priceless.

Four new editions] The four major backs of life: no warmth in the family, no status in the society, frustration in love, and no phone bill.

The four principles of life: smoking is in good health, gambling to train the mind, shaking the head is not troubled, fighting and practicing hands and feet.

The four regrets of life: riding a bicycle in the wild and being drenched in the rain, hiding from debts and enemies in other places, blackout nights in the hot summer, and playing cards for a while.

The new four sorrows of life: a long drought and a few drops; When you meet your old acquaintance in a foreign land, you are an enemy in love; Candle night in the cave room, next door; When the gold list was nominated, there was no you.

Four major projects: tiling the Great Wall, inlaying gold edges on the equator, erecting railings for the Pacific Ocean, and building steps for Mount Everest.

The four are empty: love is empty, love is empty, and you wander in the street; People are empty, money is empty, single people are working hard; Things are empty, karma is empty, and you go crazy when you think about it; The mobile phone is empty and has no money to charge, and life is not easy.

There is a ** house on the Internet, and there is Yan Ruyi on the Internet, so you can find it by spending some time.

The humorous and interesting couplet is as follows:1. Shanglian is cautious: fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends; Downlink: Fake affection is fake tenderness. Sideways: Money is real.

2. Shanglian: Yesterday, today, tomorrow, every day is difficult; Eggplant Worship Downlink: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, meals are difficult to eat. Side-by-side: University life.

3. Shanglian: love the country, love the family, love the younger sister; Downlink: Fire and anti-theft brothers. Horizontal criticism: freedom of love.

5. Shanglian: It is difficult to love and be loved; Downlink: There is time for affection and fate; Horizontal criticism: Affection is priceless.

6. Shanglian: drink tea and chat and read the newspaper at work; Downlink: Drink and play cards and sleep after work. Horizontal batch: fairy civil servant.

Shanglian: If you say you can do it, you can do it, and you can do it if you can;

Downlink: If you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it.

Horizontal batch: If you don't accept it, you can't do it.

Pressing up and down, adding layers of code, and succeeding;

Deceived on the top, mixed with water, water comes naturally.

Horizontal batch: everyone is happy.

New house, new car, new horse, new debut;

Acting county magistrate, acting mayor, acting speaker, three generations in the same house.

Horizontal batch: It's all from a.

The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I'm waiting for you to come back**;

I live for you, I die for you, and I wait for you for the rest of your life.

Horizontal batch: The wrong person sent it.

red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a bunch of children;

White rice, Wang Ba soup, a child, a gang of wives.

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

First love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctance to give up;

Boys, girls, poor scholars, endlessly.

Horizontal batch: There is no love in life.

love the country, love the family, love the younger sister;

Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-senior brother.

Horizontal criticism: freedom of love.

The days increase, and people gain weight;

Spring is full of people.

Horizontal batch: It's time for **.

I am satisfied with the full spring;

The days are increasing, and the people are increasing their income.

Horizontal batch: Take the New Year's money.

Shanglian: The name of the person I love has a master;

Downlink: The people who love me are miserable;

Horizontal batch: life is bitter.

Not afraid of hooligans with culture.

I'm afraid that rotten girls can draw.

Humorous and interesting couplets such as sales and transport under the woods:

1. Shanglian: laughing at the past and laughing at the present, laughing at the east and laughing at the west, laughing at the south and laughing at the north. Laughing and laughing, laughing at his own ignorance.

Downlink: Observe things and things, watch the sky and the earth, watch the sun and the moon. Looking at the top and looking down, looking at others is always high and low.

2. Shanglian: Sleep in the west, who knows that there is a lot of luck in the dream. Downlink: Sleep alone in the Pure Land, only the sun and the moon are long.

3. Shanglian: Pure Land Lotus, one flower, one Buddha, one world. Downlink: Muni bead offering, samadhi and three bodhi.

4. Shanglian: How much is life satisfying. Downlink: Everything is only half satisfied.

5. Shanglian: A big belly can tolerate things that are intolerable in the world. The next joint loss or: laugh at the ridiculous people in the world. Be discreet.

6. Shanglian: The mountains are quiet and dusty, and the water ginseng is like this. Downlink: The sky is high and the clouds are floating, and the moon is the original heart.

7. Shanglian: Good repays evil and repays the cycle of fruits, how to not report the morning and evening newspapers. Downlink: The famous field is nothing more than a battlefield, and the upper and lower games are on the spot.

8. Shanglian: Come and sit often cleanly. Downlink: I went to repair early in peacetime.

Couplet:

Couplets, one of the traditional Chinese cultures, also known as couplets or pairs, are couplets written on paper, cloth or carved on bamboo, wood, and pillars. The couplets are neat and harmonious, and it is a unique art form of the Chinese language. Couplets are a treasure of traditional Chinese culture.

Couplets, also known as couplets, door pairs, spring stickers, spring couplets, pairs, peach symbols, couplets (named after the pillars that were hung in the halls and palaces in ancient times), etc., are a kind of dual literature, which originated from peach symbols. It is a dual sentence written on paper, cloth, or carved on bamboo, wood, or pillars. Concise and profound, neat, evenly coordinated, with the same number of words and the same structure, it is a unique art form of Chinese language.

1. Sleep in the westWho knows that the dream is big; Sleeping alone in the Pure Land, only the sun and the moon are long.

2. Peaks and peaks may fly again, sitting on the mountain gate and so on; The spring water has gradually become warm, and it is greeted with a smile.

3. Pure Land Lotus, a flower, a Buddha, a world; Muni beads, samadhi and three bodhi.

4. A big belly can tolerate things that are intolerable in the world；Laugh at the ridiculous people in the world.

5. Clear Creek under the bridgeLook at how long you have been cloudy; The road in front of the pavilion is not necessary to persuade the monarch to do evil.