What s the most brainless thing you ve ever said to the opposite sex?

When I listen to English class, I basically have to hold on, that is, the soul has dissipated, but my eyes still have to be open. Once, the English class was in the first row, closest to the teacher. At the beginning of the listening test, the teacher was there to watch me, I pretended to write very seriously, while listening to the abcd, I felt that the performance was already very good, and I hated that others did not do well, and the test ended up poorly.

I like to cook with random ingredients, and the seasonings are also messy, and I think about it. When cooking, friends often say, Huang Bo, you slow down, don't refine Dan. I said that I made a full banquet, but the food was really unpalatable.

When I first entered the unit, I needed to rehearse the New Year's dance, and at this time, the stage lights suddenly exploded, spilling all over the ground, and everyone was stunned. I immediately said "Broken New Year's peace" (just about to welcome the New Year, a very appropriate sentence!) Then he smiled and called Auntie to sweep it away.

When I grew up, once at the wine table, my good friend said 1573, and instantly my head was in my head, thinking it was 007 code, and asked him what 1573 was, what 1573 was, what 1573 was, I was an old drinker, and I was blinded by my friends, and I instantly reacted and hit the wall.

The first lab class was in the same group as me, and I was stupid that he did the experiments and I recorded them, and finally showed the results of the experiments to the teacher, and the teacher criticized me and said, "You can remember this wrong." When he heard it, he quickly ran over and said that the teacher, I counted the number, and we were in a group.

And then because I was stupid, once I did the experiment, everyone else finished the experiment and left, just in time for the two of us to be on duty that day. He finished the experiment early, but he didn't say a word, and he stayed and silently did all the work I was supposed to sweep the floor.

I had just started junior high school that year, and I was the last class on the second floor. Just started school, cleaning. A basin of dirty water to wipe the table, I didn't look downstairs to see if there was anyone, followed the window, and it fell.

Hear a boy shouting from below. After a while, the boy stood in front of me, soaked from head to toe, and scared me enough. I quickly apologized to him, and later the teacher criticized me.

It's embarrassing to think about it now. Many years later, I accidentally met that boy, and when I mentioned it, he immediately remembered me. Although it was embarrassing to say, I am happy to think about it now.

To say that the most embarrassing thing about facing the opposite sex happened in high school. I remember it was dark that day, and my best brother and I were playing around on the playground and having a lot of fun. The brother knocked me on the head and then ran away.

I suddenly began to chase her frantically, chased a circle and didn't catch up, I was out of breath, suddenly, I saw my brother not far from me, I ran up, hugged her, and said I see you running there, as a result, just listen to a sound, you Dingqing looked, it turned out to be a girl, but the height is the same as my brother, I immediately let go of my hand, thinking that she apologized for making a mistake. She didn't say a word and ran away. I was like this, ashamed for a week, and was laughed at by my brother for a semester.

Alas, this is the meme of my life.

Qualifying,Smooth in the early stage,I'm wandering on the single and adc each head is more than the total number of opposites,As a result, from seventeen or eighteen minutes,Teammates began to spray.,It's not a scolding.,It's all kinds of remarks that think you're teaching others rationally.,The result doesn't make sense.,There's no organization on our side at all.,Mess around.,To the back, it's like a newbie who has just finished matching being abused by a variety of platinum or more gods.,It's all 0 for 5.,Only spray in exchange.,The ending is decisively lost.。