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Mom, can I eat this apple"? "No, that's an onion. "It's Apple!
It's an onion. "It's Apple! "Well, since you're so resolute, eat it!
This kid has a kind! Strong enough! Don't admit defeat!
Backbone! What experience do you ask me? That is, the onion that I picked up and ate it with tears in my eyes; I dug the pit myself, and I tried my best to climb up.
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It's like lifting a stone and shooting yourself in the foot, last year I bought a little mouse to clamp my roommate, but I ended up clipping myself, and I feel like a little mentally retarded.
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When I was a child, I played at my aunt's house, there were a few bunkers in her house, I was noisy to sleep on the top bunk, my aunt didn't let me, so I waited for her to fall asleep and climbed up by myself as a result of falling down from the top bunk in the middle of the night, and now I have a deep mark on the right side of my face when I smile, and sometimes I get dizzy, and the most uncomfortable thing is that the left and right faces are asymmetrical, and I have to be like this for the rest of my life!
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I stayed up late every day, got acne, and started to use my own skin care products, which led to ** allergies, which was really stupid, and I dug a hole and jumped into it by myself.
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Last year, I rode an electric car and hit the guardrail in the community and wanted to fix the security guard, and I went in and broke my arm, and I will never do this kind of lack of virtue again! I felt like I was jumping into my own pit.
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After being caught by the traffic police for running a red light, he made a noise, and as a result, he was on the local news, and he couldn't wait to slap himself soberly, and seriously doubted whether he was in plain water in his head.
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Don't dig holes, be calm, be sober, and know how to protect yourself.
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When getting along with other people, everyone's attitude is different, some people like to be honest with the people around them, full of sincerity, and some people like to dig pits for others to jump, so that the people around them are hurt. So which of the zodiac signs is very naughty and always likes to dig holes for other people to jump? Let's find out.
Rat: You won't miss the chance to go to the theater.
Rat people like to watch good shows, and they have an element of schadenfreude in their hearts. Regardless of whether you offend the rat or not, he will have the urge to play tricks on you, and it is normal to dig a pit for you to jump, but in many cases, the rat will give up because of laziness, and if he has time, he will definitely dig all kinds of small pits to make people tricked.
Dragon: He will not show mercy to those who offend him.
Many people think that dragon people are open-minded and will not easily care about other people's mistakes, but this is not the case, if you offend the dragon people, then the dragon people will definitely take revenge and will not show mercy to your men. It is normal to dig a pit for the other party to jump, and dragon people can not only dig the pit very deep, but also be able to do it without knowing it.
Snake: The city government likes to play tricks on people.
Don't think that the snake person is simple, in fact, the snake person is very scheming, has a deep city, if he really wants to play, then few people can play the snake people, and the snake people are also good at hiding themselves, can pretend to be quite innocent, so that people have no way to suspect him, in the problem of digging a pit for others to jump, the snake people do a very good job.
I like to dig a pit for other people to jump, it depends on whether the pit is a good pit or a bad pit, if it's just a joke, then it doesn't matter, but if it's closely related to interests, I believe that the people around you will be very afraid of such people.
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If you want to see the result, you can continue to whirl around in the pit, and if you don't have this idea, get out of it quickly.
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Why do people always think things are so complicated, very simple questions. Get out of here!
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