What are some interesting stories of your college life?

Because of the power outage at school, I was bored in the dormitory, so I went to the Internet café with Brother Disabled and Xiaoxin, at that time, Xiaoxin liked variety shows, I liked to play games, and Brother Disabled liked to watch**, and I especially liked to watch ** on the computer**. After about half an hour, Brother Remnant was tired, so he opened ** and began to listen**、、。 Because he was wearing headphones, maybe Brother Remnant was too devoted, or maybe the song was so good that he started singing!

To this day, I still remember SHE's "Super Star". The sound is not particularly loud, but it is enough for the friends within a radius of 5m to hear it clearly, hey, pity our remnant brother's pig-like timbre, the surrounding friends looked at us with a look of disgust, and the dear remnant brother was self-absorbed there. Seeing that the scene was about to be uncontrollable, I shouted "Brother Remnant", and slapped him on the shoulder with my thick and powerful slap, Brother Remnant "woke up like a dream", looking at me in horror with a confused expression, "Brother Dong, what's wrong."

It's okay.,I just want to say that your singing is too beautiful.,First a little more restrained.,Let's go to KTV later, let's get high slowly" From that time on, as long as we sing in the dormitory, we must order this divine comedy "Super Star".

When I was in school, I had a summer vacation, and it was difficult to buy a train ticket. The dormitory is in a hurry to go home to the station to buy a ticket, and there are masters who instruct that if you can't buy it, add more money to buy scalpers. The mm returned shortly after, looking depressed.

We asked what was going on. She said that there were no tickets at the ticket office, and she didn't see scalpers when she turned around. Then she walked straight to a policeman beside her and asked very innocently:

Uncle, do you know where there is scalping? I want to buy their tickets! The policeman's uncle fainted for a long time, looked at her coldly and said:

You're looking for it, I'm still looking for it! I found you and sued me.

When the senior year was about to graduate, many classmates went out to work, a buddy looks very old, and he is in a suit and leather shoes all day long, this gentleman is a basketball player, passing by a school on the road, I saw two college students playing again, he also played a few times in the past, at that time he had bad legs and feet, his body was fat, did he exercise, he was tired from work for a day, and he was tired after a few hits, and one asked, "Why did you stop playing for a while?" He wanted to explain, but the other one took over and said, "You don't see how old they are, and they're still playing basketball!" "My classmates wanted to argue a lot at the time, but in fact, I was a student just like you!

Junior brothers, don't be nervous, be as calm as a senior brother" So, more than a dozen people walked onto the stage with neat steps. After the senior brother came to the stage, he first reported the curtain: "Let's present a chorus for everyone!"

The name of the song is "Our Family Are All Human". ”

When the two sisters in the dormitory went to self-study in college, the sixth asked the eldest question: What does this word mean? The boss scratched his head and said:

I just watched it yesterday and forgot it today, so you can hit me! After saying that, the sixth child slapped the boss and told her the meaning of the word. A few days later, the two went to self-study again, and the sixth asked the boss what the same word meant, only to see the boss scratch his head again and say:

Just remember you hit me!

I've always believed that the point of university is to be able to do what you love and change anyone, as long as they want to. Before college, your goal is to study, and all your time is spent in class and doing exercises, and after graduating from college, your time is spent at work, which is when you sell your time to your boss. Only when you go to university is that your time is yours and at your disposal.

Today, let's talk about some interesting things during my college years.

I remember when I was a freshman, the English class was a little early in the morning, and there was a boy in my class who couldn't get up, so he didn't come to class. But the teacher called the name! Once when the teacher clicked on him, the class leader said that he was out of love and didn't come to class, and the teacher said that he had to come to study if he was out of love!

After that, the teacher acquiesced to him every time he clicked, and he didn't come to English class for a semester, and the teacher didn't know what he looked like.

At the beginning of the school year, the teacher in the first class was always chatting about some topics casually. Once I went to class, the teacher talked about a legal topic at the beginning, saying that a thief wanted to steal something and then saw that the hostess was at home, and was about to rob the sex and then the property, who knows that the hostess beat him and returned to the hospital, please ask what criminal law is involved. The teacher said that anyone would like to give it a try?

I got up and talked nonsense in order to avoid embarrassing the teacher.

As a result, the teacher agreed with me, but I was obviously taking a class in finance.

Yes? After class, the teacher chatted with me and said that I should take a lawyer's certificate.

I said, "Teacher, I'm in the wrong classroom, I'm in the next classroom." I'll never forget the way my criminal law teacher looked at me!!

University life is really very colorful. But it's up to you, and many college students are in their dormitories after class, so you can actually go around campus more often.

1.I think it is necessary for everyone to join the club of the university, you can choose a club that you are interested in, there will be many seniors and seniors to take you to do things, usually have meetings and discussions, and various activities, some clubs also need to go out to compete, of course, becoming a team member needs to be assessed. Although the real college club is not as exciting as the **, it can still bring a lot of fun to our university, after all, it is quite tiring to study seriously in college, and there are a lot of things to consider!

2.If you have any sports expertise, you can join the school team, the school team is still easy to enter, and if you are very good, you can go directly to the school team to have a look. You can also add comprehensive test points to the competition, which is still very helpful for later evaluations and scholarships.

3.There are a lot of cats and dogs in the university, you can usually pet them or feed them, but be gentle with the seniors!

4.Dating is encouraged, so let's have a romantic relationship on a beautiful campus!

In our freshman and sophomore years, we studied on our own in the evening, and our classmates did their homework, played games, and did anything except not make loud noises. One night self-study, I was watching ** is the kind of horror. When the atmosphere was very scary and terrifying, I didn't know that the head teacher came out of **, and he told me right next to me, what are you doing if you don't make good use of your evening self-study?

I yelled just as I heard the voice, and the head teacher was overwhelmed with fear. The kind where the whole class was very quiet, and I scared the whole class and wanted to laugh and hold back. When I returned to the dormitory, my roommate asked me if I had any mental illness or something, so that I wouldn't have another seizure in the future.

Later, in a "three-in, two-in, one-friend activity", the head teacher asked me in front of the whole class, how is your condition? Help, I didn't even know how to explain it to the teacher at the time!

It was a recess, probably because everyone studied late every night, and there were a lot of people sleeping on their desks. At that time, there were a few boys on the stairs of the classroom, jumping up and down, and as a result, a boy performed dancing on the stairs, and at the end of his gorgeous finish, he took a step up, his feet slipped, he didn't stand firmly, and he gnawed on the chair at once, the edge of the chair was very hard, and the side edge was sharper, and he directly cut his chin, and when he saw the bleeding, he screamed in fright, and was later sent to a nearby hospital by ambulance, and when he saw him again, he was covered with a white cloth on his chin, saying that he had been sealed with six stitches, He didn't dare to open his mouth or laugh when he spoke, and then his "good brothers" kept making him laugh when they saw this rare opportunity, and he laughed and shouted at the same time, hahahahahahaha

For roommates who don't want to go out on Saturdays and Sundays when they rest in the dormitory, it should be routine to ask the classmates who go out to eat to help bring a meal. Everyone should have experienced this kind of thing, in the summer or winter, when you don't want to go out of the dormitory door, you will use rock-paper-scissors to determine who is going to bring the meal.

One of the more troublesome things in college is that you can't cook in the dormitory, everyone should have experienced the experience of cooking in the college dormitory and being caught by the test-tube aunt! In the dormitory in winter, cooking a pot of hot pot with an induction cooker, and the people in the dormitory sitting around are simply the most beautiful thing in the whole winter.

But in the dormitory, because everyone can not do what everyone wants to do, so they can only secretly do some illegal things, in the face of everyone's dormitory is not allowed to cook, everyone has also taken a different way to use the pot to cook, for the school's regulations, there are policies and countermeasures! Students struggle to get a hot meal in the dormitory.

Even everyone is desperate to be able to eat hot pot in the university dormitory in winter. First of all, you must hide the small pot that is ready to eat hot pot, and secondly, you must prepare all kinds of ingredients, which need to be carried into the dormitory by dormitory roommates in their school bags, in fact, you must ensure the power supply and things needed to eat hot pot, and sometimes you need to prepare some tables and stools plug-in boards.

The cockroaches in the men's dormitory just met and felt numb scalp and goosebumps all over the body, and then slowly got used to it, and when you play the game, you can see the bee mantis family lining up in front of your eyes, in the closet, in the clothes, in the shoes, densely packed, we live together, do not disturb each other, not do not want to eliminate, and completely not, the reproductive ability is too strong, endless, give up resistance and live in harmony. Although the living conditions are a little better now than then, but then they are free and happy than now, there is not so much pressure and helplessness, and the most important thing is that the hair is thicker than now, and there are more young ladies I have met. By the way, if you have something more interesting, remember to share it with me in the comment area, welcome to comment and like.

What is the fun of those hilarious college life? In fact, there are many people who feel happy and simple in college life, and they miss me very much in this kind of life, and they miss me very much now.

First of all, on the way back to the dormitory, the road is very crowded, and on this crowded road, there are people who are not afraid of hitting people riding bicycles, and once, my cute drop dormitory director was still reminding Yaoyao that a bicycle was going to hit him and her a second ago, and the next second she herself didn't want to be hit by the boy behind her. This is a rare idol drama plot, the female protagonist was accidentally injured by the male protagonist, and then a heart-warming love. It's just a pity that the plot exists only in our discourse!

Secondly, as a member of the dormitory management committee, I have to check the dormitory every week, once, we are inspecting the boys' dormitory, there is a dormitory, which is messy like a dog kennel, and there is no place in the entire dormitory that meets the standards. Who can withstand this, in the end we lost, shallow gave a 50 points! As a boarder, I was a failure!

In college life, I went to the cafeteria with my roommates to eat, laughed and discussed together, and went to the Internet café to play black at night. Every National Day, Dragon Boat Festival and other festivals, I will go out to travel with my friends, looking at the blue sky and white clouds, and the clear sky, I will suddenly feel that I have no pressure. There is also sweating on the court with roommates, and from time to time you can see the gossip of other people when a fan sister gives water to a roommate.

Episode 1:

The fourth child on the upper bunk is stronger than me, and the dirty clothes are not washed or thrown away, just put them there, and when they need it, they pick out the cleaner ones from a large pile of dirty clothes for emergency. Once, he didn't know that JY got on his pants after shy, but the next day when he was doing the experiment, the instructor happened to let him go to the podium to demonstrate, and the result was ......Hehe, wah, haha, he didn't dare to look up when he walked for several days, for fear of bumping into his classmates.

Episode 2:

The most powerful is the dormitory boss, a coat can be worn for a winter, successfully solving the problem of inconvenient washing clothes in cold weather. So we asked him for the secret.

Mine is the kind of jacket that can be worn both front and back, he explained, and you can change the other side if you wear one side dirty.

And what about the other side is also dirty? We continue to ask.

When the other side of the outside is dirty, the inside side is almost clean.

Why? We are puzzled.

Because the inside side is wiped clean on the sweater, ah......

Khan ......Fainted, cold.

Wouldn't the sweater be dirty in that case? We continue to ask.

It doesn't matter if the sweater is dirty, you can't see it when you wear it anyway.

Faint ...... againGreat Khan ......Giant Cold.

What do you do when you toss and turn over and over again until the inside, the outside, and the sweater are dirty? We break the casserole and ask to the end.

Don't worry, by that time, winter will be long past ......

Stunned ......Waterfall sweat ......Speechless......Severe cold ......

Although this kind of talk is commonplace among boys, it can also make people tremble in June and sweat in the moon.

But that's nothing compared to dirty.

When a boy is lazy, he will be dirty, and I am.

Episode 3:

The most powerful is still the boss. Once in the dormitory, everyone smells worse than their feet (do you think we are bored, even this is compared), after the second child takes off his socks, you can see steam wafting out of his feet, the whole room is in an uproar, the whole room is dumbfounded, breathtaking, only the boss who has been silent on the upper bunk, he took off his socks unhurriedly and stretched his feet out to ......

You can also see vapor-like gases, but instead of floating up, they are sinking! The sky ......What kind of ingredient is that, more specific gravity than air!

Suddenly, the smell permeated the entire bedroom, how to describe it, it was like suddenly opening the pickle jar of the next year and adding the smell of stinky tofu, and suddenly everyone was ashamed, and the whole bedroom retreated ......

Everyone was so filthy, until one time they tasted the bitterness.

The following episodes are all highly unappetizing, and it is recommended that friends who are preparing to eat or shortly after the meal skip it, otherwise it will ......Don't blame me for not reminding you ......