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In Chinese class, the young female teacher writes "soft" on the blackboard and asks everyone to spell it.

The boys shouted in unison: "soft" at the end of the day.

The teacher said: The boy's pronunciation is not standard, please supplement the girl.

The girls shouted in unison: I am "soft" at the end of the day.

The squad leader corrected and said: "soft" on the fifth night of the day.

The female teacher was impatient and corrected sharply: The correct pronunciation should be: I am "soft" on the fifth night of the day

And there was a bread that was hungry as he walked, and he ate himself.

"The Bite Keeps Biting" joke:

One day, the eldest and second go to the theater to watch a play, and see the two arguing about the development of the plot halfway through, and make a bet about it. The boss pointed to the row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what is there."

Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the plot below, and this time, the second child lost. I saw the second child pick up a spittoon and drink fifteen gulps in a row.

The boss was shocked, and the admirer threw himself to the ground, and said to the second child, "You are so amazing, you can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, "It's not that I want to drink, the phlegm in that spittoon is too thick, and I really keep biting."

"Joke" is a fable scattered in "Zhuangzi", "Mencius" and "Han Feizi" in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period more than 2,000 years ago.

Judging from the records of ancient books such as "Historical Records" and "Book of Han", this kind of artist can not only sing, play and dance, but also "often talk and laugh and satirize" to persuade them. Qin Guoyouhan's "laughing words" sarcastically admonished Qin Shi Huang is an example. Qin Shi Huang prepared to expand the deer park for hunting, "east to Hangu Pass, west to Chencang".

Yujan deliberately expressed his approval and said, "How good! Put more beasts inside, there is an invasion from the east, just let the elk use its horns to top!

It can be seen from this that its satire is bold and militant, and although it is in the form of a joke, it has a certain social and political significance, reflecting the interests and aspirations of the people.

The turtle saw a snail crawling very slowly, very slowly...Say to him, "Come up, and I will carry you."

And then ...And the snail came up...

After a while. The turtle saw another ant. And he said unto him, Come up also

So the ants came up too.

After the ants come up. See the snail above...Said to him: Hello.

Do you know what snails say?

The snail said: Hurry up, this turtle is so fast...

Once upon a time there was a eunuch.

It's gone below.

Chicken section chief, you are in the pig room! Hahahahaha

There are three little pigs, pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". One day, pig A and.

Pig B is standing in the doorway, and pig C is on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No.

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pig ABC: You know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it's "why".

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I.

Wolf: What? Pig AB: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide. Hope.

It's funny to watch anything.

"Xiao Ming, please use daydreaming to make sentences, the shorter the better! ”

Daytime, dreaming! ”

I'm dead, ellipsis. It is difficult to attract private equity. I'm hurting my, come on. India that doesn't like doctors, hope for me.