Find a few hilarious jokes laughing until your stomach hurts .

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Here are a few of them:

1.Since drinking Sanlu milk powder, my waist is no longer sore, my legs no longer hurt, and my heart has stopped.

2.Since I got mental illness, I have become more energetic.

3.Hold the hand of the son, drag the son away, if the son does not go, he will be stunned and continue to drag away!

4.On the afternoon of hoeing day, it was really hard to go to school, and I had entered the school and stood for an afternoon.

Attention," B and C quickly got into the quilt (they were covered with the same quilt), and then A farted... = =

Today, on my way to school, I saw a pile of dog feces in front of my house, and I ate a pound. On his way to school, his brother saw a pile of dog feces in front of his house, and he ate a pound. On the way to buy groceries, my mother saw a pile of dog feces in front of his house, and he ate a pound!

There are a lot of pears in the joke net. Go for yourself.

1. There are pairs of strange men and women in the school.

It was cold in winter, so the two put together a scarf and went into the classroom side by side.

When I went upstairs, the woman's high heels accidentally kicked into the air.

2. Student A: Have you finished your homework?

Student B: Hey.

A: What are you sighing for?

B: I want to discuss with the teacher, I have saved up my homework for the winter vacation, and I have feelings, can I not hand it in?

3. Classmates: Do you have any headphones?

Owner: Yes, wait a minute.

Classmate: Don't want an L size, just give me a small size.

Shopkeeper: L size? That refers to the belt above the left ear.

4. That year, my classmate and my lover went to open a room for Christmas, but they were told that the room was fully booked.

The two of them sat on a bench opposite the downstairs of the hotel, looked at the hotel and said, "Look, the whole building is shaking!" ”

5. When I came home from school at five o'clock, I put down my schoolbag and told my parents that I was going to do my homework.

I closed the door and started chatting with my female classmates, and I didn't come out until after eight o'clock, stretching my waist.

Tell your parents: I'm tired, and my homework is finished.

Mom said: Whose schoolbag is on the sofa in the living room...

6. I asked my boyfriend: "There is a boy who used to chase me who is also in Beijing and is looking for me for dinner, do you mind?" ”

Boyfriend: "When did you chase you?" ”

Me: "Sophomore." ”

Boyfriend: "How many pounds will you have?" ”

Me: "45 kilograms".

Boyfriend: "Then you go quickly, let the family quickly stop thinking and live the rest of the day." ”

This buddy took out the money and began to count, 1000, my sister looked at it and didn't say anything, 2000, my sister didn't say anything, 3000, to 4000.

My sister stood up and said, "Okay!

At that time, my buddy said: I took out my own money and counted it, don't get excited...

8. Friend A: Actually, we are no different from historical celebrities, if I lived thousands of years ago, I might also be a celebrity. Friend B: You're wrong to say that.

A: What's wrong?

B: The apple smashed on Newton's head, and Newton discovered the law of gravitation; When an apple smashes on your head, you'll just think that this apple tastes so good.

9. Two thieves were communicating, one said: "Stealing a better car can be sold for one or two hundred thousand at most, I see that airplanes are the most valuable, and the newspaper says that a plane is tens of millions." ”

The other said, "That guy is so big, how can he steal it, he just stole it and hid it there." ”

The thief said, "You fool, when the plane flies into the sky, isn't it just a little bigger." ”

"Alas, it's really unlucky, marrying such a daughter-in-law, she knows everything about what is in her belly! A sighed. B asked puzzled: "So powerful, what does your wife do?" "Radiology! ”

It reads as follows:

1. In the classroom, Ah Ming stretched out the lunch box to Ah Hua next to him and said, "Taste my rice" Ah Hua scooped a big spoonful and fed it into his mouth, "Look at it." Amin added.

2. My buddy is wonderful, I remember when I went to school in junior high school, and the buddy smoked in the toilet during the lunch break. Dude had one last bite, he smacked out, and suddenly the dean came in. Seeing the two of us leaning against the window, he asked:

What are you two doing? "I panicked and turned my head to look at my buddy, and I still remember how he behaved! He got a lot of smoke out of his nose and said:

I'm angry. ”

3. One day, Lao Wang went to buy vegetables, came to the vegetable market and said: Boss, your potatoes are all hairy, and they are still so expensive. I saw the boss come out and say: If you don't read much, don't talk nonsense, this is called kiwi.

4. Today, a buddy from the Northeast told me that they only have two seasons, and I was very puzzled after listening to it. Then, I heard him say that one is winter, and the other is about winter.

5, Dumb was going to his mother-in-law's house, and he weighed 5 catties of apples at the fruit stall. The vendor asked him, "Do you want a big apple or a small apple?" Dumb thought for a moment and said, "Let's call the little apple!" This saves you effort to pick it up. ”