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"Hammer": Look at the occasion to determine whether it is a scolding, sometimes it is a self-talk, expressing irritability and dissatisfaction with the status quo, and sometimes quarreling with others and saying this word to others is scolding each other. This word is a very common word in the eyes of Sichuan people, and it is often used. . .

Shovel shovel means pretty much the same).

After the spontaneous combustion of the No. 9 car, the humorous Sichuan people made a lot of jokes about the hammer this time.

There are various versions of the following, which are combined to become the text messages on the mobile phone: CCTV reporter interviewed the survivors of the No. 9 car: Is there a hammer in the car?

Why don't you use it to smash the windows? Survivor: Morde, there's a hammer hammer!

It's a knock on the window, not a hammer! Survivor: Understood!

Version 1: CCTV reporter (Mandarin) asks the survivor: Is there a hammer in the car?

Why don't you use it to smash the windows? Survivor: Morde, there's a hammer hammer!

Version 2: CCTV reporter asked the survivors: Is there a hammer in the car?

Why don't you use it to smash the windows? Survivor: Mode, there's a hammer for a hammer!

Version 4: CCTV reporter asked the survivors: Is there a hammer in the car?

Why don't you use it to smash the windows? Survivor: Morde, there's a hammer hammer!

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It's not a matter of more money and less money, if the colleagues are too difficult to get along with, it will really make people not want to work in this company. I know this very well, because since I came to the workplace, many people have quit.

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An American lady found a handwritten deposit slip 200 years ago in the relics of her ancestors, who had deposited $100 in a Swiss bank. When the old lady went to the bank's branch in the United States to withdraw money, the bank immediately reported to the head office, which checked and found the bottom account of the deposit. The president of the head office went to the United States to find the old lady, held a cashing ceremony, cashed in $500,000 to the old lady, and rewarded her with $1 million.

The president said, "Money is in our bank, and as long as the earth is there, your money is there." If it were in China, the bank would say:

Sorry, we have a rule that your ancestor himself has to bring a valid ID card to get it!!

Once upon a time there was a building, and two balls were placed in front of the building

The old monk was meditating on the couch.