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After reading these jokes I summarized, I believe you will definitely laugh. Have fun! 1:

Because I was so crazy about dancing, I dreamed about it at night, and in the morning my mother pulled me out of bed and suddenly shouted, "It's you!" I'm gone!

2: On the way to school, I saw the old people playing Tai Chi, and thought: The newcomer is the newcomer and still plays 72.

3: When I arrived at school, I saw mm in a skirt in my class, and said, "Don't jump 54, don't seduce me with your pants, and I was slapped in the face." 4：

In math class, the teacher asked me to give the answer to the question. 564 564 64 564+64" was punished by the teacher. ：

When I did recess exercises, I was different from my classmates, and the teacher asked why, and I said, "Free dance steps are casually danced, they are all the same, it must be a plug-in, a bs plug-in." ” 5：

Because I was dancing too late in the evening, I was slow to prepare for physical education class, and the teacher asked, "Why is Lao slower than others?" I'm card.

6: In a trance, I accidentally walked to someone else's classroom and was kicked out by the teacher. "Damn, t me?

Open room stepping! ”7：.On the way home from school, I saw people gathered together.

I thought, "I'm playing with the group, I haven't memorized the dance steps yet." ” 8：

When I got home, I asked my mother for the second day's pocket money, and my mother gave her 20 yuan. I said, "20g?

How can it be enough, you can't buy the most basic hair, at least 7000. "As a result, the 20 pieces were gone. 1. Why do Haier brothers only wear pants?

Because they don't have Q coins! 2. Why is China the most mysterious country in the world? Because **** is who, and the prime minister is when

3. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight landlords, and five monks can go to pretend to be babies. 4. Listen to your words, and the saint warrior reads. 5. What are you unhappy about?

Say it and make everyone happy. 6, when is the bright moon, look up by yourself 7, women are made of water, men are made of mud, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are made of cement. 8, the praying mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the four famous catches 9, the 14 books written by Jin Yong can be connected into a couplet:

Feixue shoots white deer in the sky, and the smiling book god leans on the blue duck" The 7 books written by Rowling can also be connected into one sentence: "Hahahaha, hahahaha" 10, the one with tattoos is not necessarily a hooligan, he may be Yue Fei.