Hee hee little joke, laughing hee hee ?

Let's take a look at the Encyclopedia.

One day, the math teacher asked Xiao Ming what 1+1 was, Xiao Ming said he didn't know, and the teacher asked him to go home and ask his parents.

Xiao Ming came home and asked his father, who was reading a book and said; "I killed a guy yesterday".

I asked my mother again, and she was chopping vegetables and said, "Kitchen knife."

He asked his sister again, who was looking at Ultraman: "Ultraman".

He asked his brother again, and he was crying; "He owed me an eraser last spring."

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what 1+1 is?

Xiao Ming; "I killed a guy yesterday".

The teacher sent Xiao Ming to the Public Security Bureau.

Police: What did you use to kill people?

Xiao Ming; Kitchen knife.

Police: Who did you kill?

Xiao Ming; Altman.

Police: Why did you kill him?

Xiao Ming; "He owed me an eraser last spring."

"Smiling" and "grinning" are different, and this is something that should be mastered in primary school Chinese. The former is followed by a noun and the latter with a verb. You first figured out, do you use "of" or "ground" in the end?

For example: grinning expressions.

Walk around.

Running around. Jumping around.

Aunt He said to her wife: "The name that Uncle Han gave to his grandson is Han Jinliang, and the name that Uncle Gao gave his grandson is high-tech, we are about to have a grandson, can you also give him a loud name?" Uncle He said without thinking: "It's called He **!" ”

1 In the morning I had a fight with my wife, and she ignored me in anger.

It was almost 12 o'clock at noon, I was so hungry that I couldn't see that my wife was not cooking, so I wrote a note "I'm hungry" and asked the dog to show my wife.

After waiting for a while and seeing no movement, I quietly went to the living room to take a look, and saw my wife feeding the dog while eating ham sausages, muttering: "I know you're hungry, eat more." ”

2 There was a strange man who sucked blood out of his mouth and his hands, and his arms.

Later, it even developed to the point that sucking the table can suck blood.

As a result, the investigation came and went, and finally found that the person had gingivitis.

11.Soldiers: "Thirsty ......."Thirsty ......”

Soldiers: "Oh, there's plums to eat."

Half an hour later—Cao Ren: "Lord! The expedition found a lot of water! ”

Soldiers: "Don't go ......."Be sure to find the plum ......”

"My girlfriend had a tryst with someone else behind my back. ”

Oh, your girlfriend has a lot of strength. ”

Hehe - the most widely used, equivalent to a smile. The meaning of expression is the most difficult to define. "Hehe" mainly expresses a general laugh, the meaning of which is not clear, and in specific cases, it expresses embarrassed, self-deprecating laughter, and sometimes even sneers.

Haha – that's the clearest of all. The expression means to laugh out loud and to show that you are very happy and happy.

Hee Hee – Mainly used by women. The main expression means naughty and funny, and there is also the meaning of being proud after making trouble, and there is also coquettish content in specific situations. As for whether it can be used instead of "hehe", it depends on what kind of meaning you want to express, "hehe" is generally only suitable for women to use when the atmosphere of the conversation is more lively.

Hey hey – mostly used by men. The meaning expressed is mainly a bad laugh, there are funny, smug after making trouble, there is also naughty content, and you can also show a simple smile under special circumstances.

Haha, laugh.

Hey, honest smile.

Hehe, a hearty smile.

That's of course, and the upstairs hee hee is generally a woman's laugh.

The laughter is different, the words are different, but they are all laughter.

Grinning (filling in the Zen Divine Void):

Smile (smile), smile (voice), smile (girl), smile (expression), smile (look), smile (look), smile (face).

David Bell, there is a post that seems to be called "Funny Posts Must Be Watched" You go to see it, all the funny posts There are more than 1,000 new jokes in total, and my stomach hurts from laughing for two days....

There are seeds not in rice cakes, and seedless holes are long for a hundred years.

There's a stag that walks and walks faster and faster, and what happens in the end? ==> it turned into a highway.

There are three little pigs, pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". One day, pig A and.

Pig B is standing in the doorway, and pig C is on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?

Pig A: What's on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).

Wolf: Do you know it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes.

Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?

Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig A again).

Wolf: How do I know?

Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.

Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No.

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pig ABC: You know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.

Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?

Pig A: No, it's "why".

Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I.

Wolf: What? Pig AB: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide.