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Anonymous users2024-02-101.My parents died before I was born.
I've forgotten what this TV series is. It's an ancient TV series.,At that time, it was the heroine's father who asked the male protagonist.,What is your surname?,Your family is in**? By the way, I want to ask about the family, and the male protagonist's skills are so profound, which course and which row did he learn from.
It's probably because the ancients wanted to entrust their children to the male protagonist.,But the male protagonist said that my parents died before I was born.。 This sentence probably shocked the future old father-in-law, and later he didn't succeed in marrying here.
2.I just went up to that turret and blew up the devil.
This is an anti-Japanese war drama, when the soldier of the male No. 3 went up to the turret, lit the bomb on the turret, jumped down and landed steadily, showing extraordinary light skills.
But in this anti-Japanese war drama, the turret has always been Italians or Germans, there are no Japanese at all, devils are to describe Japanese, and foreign devils are white. So it's not okay to be funny.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Ordinary Gu Tianle, thief eyebrows and mouse eyes Jiao Enjun, face passed away Jiao Enjun, old appearance Jiang Qinqin, scary appearance Jiang Qinqin, roe head mouse eyes Yan Yikuan, screenwriter you tm tease me ......
Finally, send the focus on the beautiful picture.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08My grandfather was killed by devils when he was 8 years old, and I hate Japanese devils.
The 8-year War of Resistance began.
Comrades hold on, the War of Resistance has been going on for 7 years, and it will be over in one year.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07The princes of the Eighteenth Road crusaded against Dong Zhuo, and Liu Bei said: This Yuan Shao is a dou who can't be helped.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Shi Wuji said to the fake phantom: In the future, without my permission, you are not allowed to be injured!
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