Who knows the short jokes of laughter, ask for 20 short jokes of laughing dead

The mother-in-law helped her daughter-in-law evade family planning management. Replace the daughter-in-law to go to Sheung Wan. There were four daughters-in-law in total, and when she went for the fourth time. The doctor said to her"Auntie, don't go on it again, you will become an Audi if you go on it again.

I'll laugh at you if anyone dares not to cry.

I read everyone's words and smiled.

There was a man who looked like an onion, and he cried as he walked.

09 Super under-flattened brain teaser 1 Why is Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (I'm afraid of Sonic).

2 Who is taller A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C).

3 Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower, or rose? Answer: Jasmine (a [beautiful] jasmine).

4 What line do orangutans hate the most? Answer: Parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

5 Which is the worst rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Eraser Difference).

6 What are the feelings of cloth and paper? Answer: Cloth is afraid of 10,000, and paper is afraid of what if. (I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm just afraid of what if).

7 What happens to a unicorn flying to the North Pole? Answer: Ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (ice unicorn).

8 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answers: 1 Laziness; 2. Industrious. (1 don't do 2 don't stop).

9 How do you quiet a sparrow? Answer: Press it down. Reason: Silent (silent pressing).

10 What is Xiaobai plus Xiaobai? Answer: White Rabbit (

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12 If there is a car, Xiao Ming is the driver, Xiao Hua sits on his right, and Xiao Hua sits behind him, whose car does it belong to? ? Answer: "If".

13 What happened to a wolf who came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into a sea of ice and was scooped up? Answer: betel nut.

14 Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police came, but they took five people away. Answer: Because the people they play are called "mahjong".

15 Why does an airplane fly so high without hitting the stars? Answer: Because the stars "shine".

16 One day, as he was walking down the street with a medium-rare steak, suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why didn't they say hello? Answer: Because they are not familiar.

17 What did a fat man become when he jumped from a tall building? Answer: Dead fat.

18 Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of the chocolate bar.

19 And two men fell into a snare: and the dead were called dead, and what was the name of the living? Answer: Help.

20 There was a shark that ate a green bean, and what became of it? Answer: Mung bean paste (mung bean shark).

Once you eat in the dining room, you can order songs in the hall. I was eating, and I heard the host's sweet voice from the stereo: The following is a song ordered by Mr. Zhang for everyone, this gentleman wishes everyone good luck!

The host paused for five seconds and then said: The name of the song is "Unfortunately It's Not You".

Which one is the worst, eraser, tiger or lion? Answer: Eraser. (Eraser Difference).

The old lady leaned under the eaves and ate porridge. Make a swear joke.

The five scariest sentences in the course of life:1When I was a child, my mother said:

Cry wolf. 2.When I went to school, my classmates said:

Here comes the teacher. 3.After work, a colleague said:

The owner is coming. 4.After getting married, a friend said:

Your wife is here. 5.Now, said the lover:

Didn't come this month.