Who knows short and cold jokes? Longer cold jokes

I'll tell you a chasmous joke: Get out!

You're just going to go and squat in the urine tank.

Just deleted. Now you understand what a master is.

Ridiculous bar just deleted.

I was so surprised that no one could really laugh in front of me.

And fart. Just now, although I really want to say: play with eggs, hehe, or be polite, more like a human just tired just deleted.

Why should people be hypocritical, hehe.

Of course, I haven't seen it except for the little kids.

It may have had a brain-cramping effect.

Just deleted. I don't know if many people have an opinion about my smoking.

Go ahead haha, hehe. When I realized that others were laughing very happily, it was a cold joke to me, and it must have been the one who hated me the most.

Just deleted. And I already knew that every time I laughed very happily, people must be the most affected, there are too many things I don't want to know, I don't want to know, I can't see anything, I don't understand anything, I'm still happy. Otherwise, I won't be able to finish this road.

I just didn't understand that when I started smoking at the age of 24, I had already turned on the smoke soul and just deleted it.

Don't you understand that I'm the way to go?

Hairstylists are also hated.

It's very expensive just now.

Just won't. Removed 1 second ago.

Well, thundered down by you.

Exactly one and a half paragraphs.

You've got a lot of talent for that.

1 second agoHello so cute.

Removed 18 seconds ago.

Haha, saliva, phew.

It may have been water somewhere else 1 second ago.

18 seconds ago. Haha, 31 seconds ago.

If it's wet, it's a cold sweat.

52 seconds ago. Just mocking.

Deleted 1 minute ago.

yes, it's wet, too.

Bad jokes are generally trendy.

It's also good to drink brown 1 second ago.

You were a girl five seconds ago.

26 seconds ago. Hehe, um, 1 minute ago.

Hello is good. 2 minutes ago.

Haha, deleted 2 minutes ago.

There is nothing difficult about cultivation in the world, hehe.

It's just that people's hearts are too terrible.

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

1Why do snakes fly ? Answer: It ate Flying Baby Beanie. Why do frogs fly? Answer: Because it eats frogs. Why do eagles fly? A: Because it would have been.

Cold jokes can't make the stomach laugh and hurt, it can only make people feel cold in the summer, I'm just here to express my opinion, hehe.

1In the summer, when it is hot, we eat watermelon together in the dormitory. Came one asked, "Can I eat it?" He replied, "You can eat the seeds and keep the watermelon." ”

2One day, Xiao Ming, who was in kindergarten, ran to his father: "Dad, Dad, what rises from the east and falls from the west?" "Well, it's the sun?

No, no, five words! Dad thought for a moment and said, "Old man Sun?

No, no, five words! Just those five words! "Dad couldn't think of it for a long time.

At this time, Xiao Ming said: "Stupid, yes is the sun!" "3 There is a hide-and-seek society, and their leader has not yet been found.

4 And there was a man who looked like an onion, and he cried as he walked.5 And on a hot afternoon, there was a match that tickled, scratched, and then caught fire. So he went to the hospital to bandage it, and when he came out, it turned into a cotton swab. 6Why don't medium-rare steaks say hello to medium-rare steaks?

Because they don't know each other. 7 Xiao Ming got a new haircut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and said with a smile: Xiao Ming, your head shape looks like a kite!

Xiao Ming felt very aggrieved, so he ran outside to cry, crying and crying, and he flew up.