What is the handsome old man joke? Uncle Junxiu sneered

It was originally a cold joke with similar-sounding words in Japanese, also called an uncle joke.

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It's too cold

He's said a lot! For example, (flounder will glow) and so on, I found a few ** for you, you can see for yourself! However, he said that he would show his gentlemanly side this year, and he would not say uncle jokes anymore

It is a tongue twister based on the pronunciation characteristics of the Japanese language.

For example, I love egg yolks, and I love you (referring to fans), egg yolks have similar pronunciations to fans.

The kid smoked it very much!!

Xiuxiu said that because of the cold jokes, it left a frivolous impression on the audience, and this year we want to show Chrisma, but this MS is very difficult, and the host still makes him always tell bad jokes.

Tokyo Licensing Bureau.

tyo u kyo u to kkyo u kyo kka kyo ku

Tokyo Licensing Bureau.

There is something wrong with your ability to express yourself

I don't understand what you mean.

Jokes made with the characteristics of Japanese pronunciation are called uncle jokes.

I've said that these are difficult to sort out for a while.

I like egg yolks, but I also like you).

Minutes 09 points. Probably like this, I feel a little bit of it.

The highest mountain is Aoyama, and the most beautiful princess is Ehime, who spoke at the concert, Dear, you know it if you have studied Japanese, otherwise you don't understand Japanese humor.

It should be at a concert in Japan.,The former is not clear.,0204 is the real birthday in the middle.,0126 was set after the adoption of the adoptive parents.,0204 is the real birthday in the middle.。 It was the day his biological parents gave birth to him.

1.A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!!

2.Two tomatoes crossed the street, a car sped by, one of them dodged and was flattened, and the other tomato pointed to the flattened tomato and laughed: Dig hahaha, ketchup....

3.The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!! Guess what's wrong?

As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

4.The stone and the rice cake fought, and the stone flew up and kicked the rice cake into the ......... of the sea

Once upon a time, there was a couple of lovers who made a private promise for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate she threw the diamond ring into the sea, and left the country. However, the boy has actually been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date location, so it became a regret forever.

The boy is heartbroken....After a few years, the boy went out fishing, guess what he caught?

Rice cake! 5.Whether the dumplings are boys or girls.

Answer Guy Because dumplings have foreskin.

6.There was a duck named Xiao Huang, and one day he was hit by a car, and he screamed: "Quack! Since then, he has become a gherkin!

7.The matchstick suddenly felt that his head was very itchy, so he reached out to scratch it, and burned himself to death by scratching it....

8.Once upon a time there was a bird.

Every day he passes by a cornfield.

But unfortunately.

One day there was a fire in that cornfield.

All the corn turned into popcorn.

The bird flew over and ......

I thought it was snowing, and I died of cold...

9.When will Taiwan want reunification?

When buying instant noodles.

10.Ah Song and Ah Bai chatted with each other about nothing, and the years were unforgiving.

Ah Song: "When I think back to my childhood, the happiest thing I had was Children's Day. ”

Abai: "It's Youth Day in 10 years. ”

Song: "Father's Day in 10 years. ”

Abai: "In a few decades, it will be Old Man's Day." ”

Ason: "Another few decades. ”

Abai: "Qingming Festival." ”

Jokes made with the characteristics of Japanese pronunciation are called uncle jokes.

George, Carlin.

is a very good artist, compared to him, Jimmy, Huang Ali, weak, not a level at all.

An uncle went to the bank to withdraw money, walked directly to the window, and the security guard came over and said, "Uncle, press the number." Uncle:

What? Security guard: "Press the number."

The uncle thought to himself, it is worthy of a big bank, and it is necessary to use a password to withdraw money, so he whispered to the security guard: "The king of heaven covers the tiger." The security guard helplessly helped the old man press out a queuing ticket, and the old man thought to himself:

I was scared to death, and I was blinded by me.

Sa Beining called Xiao Shenyang**, Brother Shen, you have to help me, I heard that Wang Feng is going to have a new **.

Xiao Shenyang hung up ** and silently opened Weibo!