Who has a good bad joke? What a nice bad joke

Have you ever seen ice on fire? Have you ever seen an elephant step on an ant?

There was a person who asked how to walk with Sunshine Rice, and one person said that he walked with his feet, stupid!

A dumb eats a fritter and two eggs, hoping to hit a hundred in the exam, and the result is 0 A person asked: Are you human? None of us are human! We are superior animals!

1+1=？1+1=2 Your house is covered!

Wangha

Look for it, little stupid woman. When the little pig Luo Zhixiang was on the Happy Camp program, he had a bad joke, which was good.

After the little boy was reprimanded by his mother, he glared at his father.

Boy: Why did you fall in love with this woman in the first place?

Dad: Not because of you.

What bird is the most forgetful? Answer: Noble bird.

What kind of horse is born of a dark horse and a pink horse?

Answer: Shy horses.

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

Q: Why didn't Xiao Ming die when he fell from the 13th floor?

A: Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

Q: Why didn't Wang Xiaoming die when he fell from the 13th floor?

Answer: Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming.

Q: Xiao Ming was thrown off the 13th floor again, why?

A: Because there is no 14th floor.

Q:An adventurer takes Xiao Ming to the desert. The adventurer is dead, why can Xiao Ming come back safely?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a camel.

Q:Later, the adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert. Why didn't Xiao Ming go back this time?

A: Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor and fell to his death.

1. Which figure in Chinese history ran the fastest? Cao Cao, because Cao Cao Cao is here!

2.What animal has the least sense of direction? Lost (elk).

3.What do Yan Aaron and Wu Zun have to be longer? Name.

4.What does the cannibal unitary eat? Cannibalism.

A drunkard came under the tree.

Hit an animal. Rabbit (spit).

I just saw that there was something like a news scrollbar at the top of my sister's computer screen, and the text on it passed very quickly.

Curious to ask: Is this the lyrics?

Senior Sister: Yes!

Senior Sister: Why did it pass so quickly? I didn't even see it!

Senior sister: Jay Chou's!!

A polar bear was very hot, so it began to take off, and said a word when it was taken off; It's cold.

Why is sea water blue?

Because the fish spits bubbles the sound is.

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