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Anonymous users2024-02-0813. There was a man who met God one day.
God was suddenly so kind that he intended to give that man a wish.
God asked. Do you have any wishes.
The man thought for a moment.
I heard that cats have 9 lives.
Then please give me 9 lives.
God said. Your wish has come true.
One day, the man was idle and bored.
I want to say die, forget it.
Anyway, there are 9 lives.
Just lying on the railroad tracks.
As a result, a train drove by.
The man was still dead.
Why is that?
Because that train has 10 carriages.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07What is the cloth afraid of, what is the paper afraid of.
Answer: Cloth (no) is afraid of 10,000 paper (only) afraid of just in case.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Peanuts and soybeans fight, and peanuts kick soybeans into the sea.
The two bananas lined up to walk, and the one in front felt hot, so they took off their clothes, and the one in the back slipped and fell.
There was a person named **, who hung up while walking.
There is a couple whose man threw his engagement ring into the sea, and the woman threw the man down in a fit of rage, and guess what he got besides the ring?
Soybeans, kicked into the sea by peanuts.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Niu A met Niu B on the street. A said to B:"I heard that there is mad cow disease in the UK. "B said, "What's wrong?" A said, "The disease spreads quickly" B says, "We are donkeys, and we won't be contagious."
A man was driving on a mountain path, and while he was leisurely admiring the beautiful scenery, suddenly the oncoming truck driver rolled down the window and shouted: "Pig! The more this person thought about it, the more angry he became, and he rolled down the window and cursed:
You're a pig! As soon as he finished scolding, he ran head-on into a group of pigs crossing the street.
There are also jokes on the 2nd and 4th floors that are really funny
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Two bananas were walking on the road, the first one said it was too hot and took off his coat, and the second one slipped and fell.
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Anonymous users2024-02-031+1 is not equal to two, but equal to Tianzi.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >
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