One day, while walking downstairs, I was sprayed with water by a stranger upstairs. Can you get HIV?

Relax yourself, don't be psychological.

You think that without him, there must be none, and if you think there is, then you are miserable.

1.The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine during the battle? The company grew up annoyed: Damn, what can I do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price.

2.Woman: "As long as I have money, I can marry anyone." Man: "Are you married to the safe in the bank?" ”

3..Patient: "Doctor, you left the scissors in my stomach." "It's okay, I still have one. ”

4.Two counterfeit banknotes accidentally made a fake 15 yuan bill, and the two decided to take it to a remote mountainous area to spend it, and when they took a 15 yuan sugar gourd and bought a 1 yuan sugar gourd, they cried, and the farmer found them two 7 yuan bills.

5.minimum standards for students in the first year; Peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

7.I said you are a pig, and you say: I am a pig. Since then, I have called you "Pig Monster"! Finally, one day, you couldn't help but shout to everyone: I'm not a pig!

8.Judge: Why are you printing counterfeit money? The defendant innocently said: Because I can't print real money.

9.Thief A: "Count how much money you robbed today?" Thief B: "No, just look at the newspaper tomorrow." ”

10.The sun was so nice last night.

11.One day, a wealthy man wants to buy a car, but he is hesitating because the car dealership does not have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile: "This license plate is good 00544 (move me to try), ensure that no one dares to mess with it, not bad"!

The rich man was moved, immediately bought this car, but the next day there was a car accident, the rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you dare to hit this car, but when you got out of the car, you immediately walked away, it turned out that the other party's license plate was 44944 (try it).

Someone I respect the most.

Everyone will have their own most admired role models in their hearts, some people most admire knowledgeable scientists, some people most admire the obscure and selfless cleaners, and what I admire the most is the ordinary and great PLA soldiers in green suits.

On May 12th, when Sichuan had a level of **, at this critical moment, our most beloved soldiers rushed to the front line of the People's Liberation Army, they braved the danger of aftershocks and landslides, heroically rescued people, did not flinch, and if necessary, they would spare no effort to rush to **. Put personal safety behind and think only about saving people and saving people's ......

There was an airborne soldier who left a text message to his lover before going to the disaster area: I went to the disaster area, don't worry about me, seeing so many people tormented by the disaster, as a soldier, I am duty-bound, although I can not go. I didn't tell anyone in my family, I just told you, the situation there is not optimistic, there is a certain danger in emergency rescue and disaster relief, remember, if I stay there, don't cry, you have lost a relative, many people there have lost more than one relative, it is built and go see there, don't ask me where I stayed.

At this critical moment, the first thing they think of is not their relatives and themselves, but the people who have been tormented by the disaster, and their noble quality of selfless dedication without regard for return is always worth learning from.

Looking at the touching pictures and listening to the touching deeds, my heart admires these soldiers who defend their homes and the country even more. Whenever I see this military uniform and a tired face, I feel a feeling of blood boiling in my heart. I think that in my future studies, I will inspire me with their spirit of not being afraid of difficulties and perseverance, study hard, have the courage to struggle, and dedicate my own strength to our great motherland.

Grade 7 Chinese Review Materials.

1. Classical Chinese.

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