What are some jokes that you have to know two languages to understand?

A second-class colleague went to a very popular shop to eat Malatang, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw a foreigner saying to the boss: "blood, blood!" ”

In order to show his foreign language proficiency, the second colleague hurriedly said to the boss: "He wants blood, duck blood." ”

At this time, the foreigner turned his head and said faintly: "I want a ...... that is not spicy."”

There is a clip in "Love Apartment", Hu Yifei and Zhang Wei bet and guess the brain teaser. Yifei first showed Zhang Wei four fingers and asked him what English it was, Zhang Wei said it was four, then he bent the four fingers up, and asked him again, Zhang Wei didn't come out, and the correct answer was wonderful.

For example, there are many pictures in life, you can understand English and Chinese, like those British or American people, just can't understand such jokes, such as you can you up English brothers, everyone in Western countries can't understand, only we Chinese can understand.

Answer: Barang, because "the life of someone else (Barang) is a frame of gold and silver......It is the lyrics of the song "Gold and Silver"). If you don't understand Hokkien dialect, you may be "duck listening to thunder", which means you can't understand.

good good study day day up.I think that although this sentence is an English sentence in our daily life, only a person who really understands English can really understand its meaning, this sentence is really very funny, this is Chinese English.

For example, an Englishman went to a Chinese store to buy a pen, but he said pen, and the Chinese gave her a big basin, at this time the British was very anxious, and she said pen. Then it was difficult for the Chinese to form one, and they were deadlocked for a long time.

I've seen a few funny translations like this:

National treasure: Chinese baby Correct translation: national treasure

Hot Spring: Gluglu Water Correct: Hot Spring When the spring reciprocates: You dida dida me l hua la la hualala you

You can kill me but you cannot fu....k me

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There is a Mandarin, there is a Chinese dialect, and since there is an English hair, there is a local dialect.

It's actually a Dutch advertisement"die"In Dutch it means "that", which is equivalent to "mummy, that one that one that one....please", originally wanted to create a coquettish and cute effect, but it turned out to make people in English-speaking countries feel cold behind it.

I used to play a game in an English course at an institution. The teacher came up with a word and asked the students to come up to the stage and describe the hail in English, and then everyone guessed. The word is randomly created by a board game platform on the hand-buried machine, and it is Chinese.

But the description needs to be in English. When it was my turn, three big words popped up on my phone: career line.

Awkwardness with a capital letter. The teacher is a very fluttering young lady, covering her mouth and snickering. If this car is driven, how can I maintain my image as a sullen science man?

So I thought about it, stretched out my hand, and said to everyone while pointing to the palm of my hand, "there are three lines in our hands, one of them is called love line, one of them is called life line." so the last one is ……Be impressed by your wit.

The real story of my college classmates when they first joined the work A gas well in Changqing Oilfield was drilled normally, and the driller reported that the drill bit was gone after drilling and fell into the well. My classmate, who is very good, said to "catch it" and fish. 12 hours later, the driller reported, after the drilling, "a handful" of the classmate said the mother cone, set.

12 hours later, the driller reported that the female cone fell off after the drilling, and the classmate said that the male cone was made and the buckle was made. After 12 hours, the drill started, and the male cone was gone, and the captain of the well team came and said: Xiao Yang, you go home, our well is buried directly, and if we don't fight, we can't afford to fight.

In the army to run five kilometers of armament, the cooking squad needs to carry the pot, nearly twenty pounds, more tired than the average soldier, only one bite. (This is the background), once he ran to arm, ran and ran, and the one who carried the pot was not good, and said that he would let the other soldiers in the squad do it for him, and said, you will carry this pot. Another soldier came and said, I don't carry this pot, and after saying that, the whole class burst into laughter.

The colonel pilot flew the Apache in a circle in the sky and returned. After landing, the colonel said to the private's ground crew: "Who is that, you lend me a pen, I want to write a flight record, but I can't find the pen."

When the private heard this, he was shocked, and when he went up, he slapped the colonel twice and shouted, "Where the hell did you throw your pen?" Tell me quickly! ”

Sin and Cos are a couple. One day, Sin went to listen to cross talk, and Cos was at home. After a while, someone knocked on the door, and cos opened the door and saw that it was a polynomial function that he didn't recognize.

Cos asked: Who are you? He said:

I'm your husband. cos said: Didn't you go to listen to cross talk?

How did it come to this? He said, "Yes, what a joy!

With a flash of light, you appear in a luxuriously decorated room dressed in gorgeous costumes, with many wonderful clocks in the room, and you find a diary on the table, and you open the diary to find that the latest page of the diary reads, "Nothing is happening today."

The old man said indifferently: "This crystal ball, at first glance, looks ordinary, but in fact, there is a mystery in it. If you don't believe, gather your mind in it and exalt it.

Soon, you will feel a pure and abundant energy. Long Aotian couldn't help but be moved: "What energy?!"

The old man smiled slightly: - gravitational potential energy. ”

I saw a joke about computers on the Internet, and a student told his tutor that I was a little worried, but I made a very perfect computer, and it will definitely pass the Turing test.

The teacher asked, that's a good thing, what are you worried about? Students say it didn't pass.

Once upon a time there was a duck named Little Yellow, and when it croaked, it turned into a little gherkin.

Once upon a time there was a man with a patch of grass and a bean in the grass, and a hole under the bean, and a pool of water in the hole, and tadpoles in the water, and a human organ ......