Ask for a cross talk word for a high sophomore New Year s Day performance 2 3 people It is best to

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Boast family, the lines are as follows:A: Our family is a family of braggarts!

B: Our family is still a bragging professional!

A: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes.

B: Our family brags and still hasn't paid the money!

A: It's not blowing, I was born to go to the toilet.

B: Crawling?

A: Who is born to crawl?

Z: How do you get there?

A: The bed is used as a toilet!

B: It's called bedwetting!

A: I'll be running in three months.

B: That must be a freak

A: My mom went to work in three months, and I had to run from my grandmother's house to my grandmother's house.

B: Just run!

Introduction to the content of "The Bragging Family".The art of cross talk originated in North China, popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, popularized throughout the country and at home and abroad, began in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and flourished in contemporary times. It is mainly performed orally. The main road has folding fans, handkerchiefs, and waking wood.

It is a folk art form that is rooted in the folk, originates from life, and is popular among the masses.

I suggest that "Learning Radio" is easier to learn, the script is not fixed, there are many versions that can be heard on the Internet, jokes can be pieced together at will, and you can add your own, as I said before, the effect is good.

A: Do you say that people are different?

B: Absolutely.

A: What's so good?

B: Fortunately, he has a personality and a specialty!

A: I'm different.

B: How are you different?

A: I'm not like you. I don't do what you do, and if you do it, I'll do it.

B: You're called drilling! We have Chinese lessons, you ......

A: I do my math homework.

B: We have a social studies ......

A: I had a physical education class and went to the playground to practice Shaolin boxing.

B: You monkey?! We listened carefully to ...... lectures

A: I'm cranky.

B: What do you want?

A: I look at my watch: ......You say, why don't the hands, minutes, and seconds go together?

B: Nonsense, it's a bicycle wheel.

A: Don't tell me, one day, I finally figured out why they didn't go together.

B: Why?

A: Because they don't have a good relationship and they don't have unity.

B: Not true. Then at 12 noon, why did they come together?

A: Well, they were having lunch.

B: Why do you eat for a second?

A: They eat less, can you manage it?

B: Okay, I'm in a hurry. You're so cranky all day long?

A: Yes, that's my big plus.

B: It's no wonder that your academic performance is not high.

A: But I recently came up with a recipe to improve my academic performance?

B: Really? You talk about it.

A: Let me start by talking about what it does.

B: Speak quickly. A: As long as I implement this trick, keep my head and be extremely smart. I could put all the knowledge of the world into my stomach and eat it!

B: Eaten? A: I didn't take the first exam in the class, only the second in the country.

B: That's not bad!

A: I play computer invincible in the world. "Legend" I can play at the highest level.

B: Wow! Awesome enough!

A: The latest level of "Three Kingdoms", I'm not finished. I played "Multinational Force", I made dumplings for Bush, Blair, and Saddam Hussein, and I unified the world!

B: Wow! You're really good!! Tell me, what's the recipe?

A: Do you want to know?

B: Yes. A: Do you really want to know?

B: I really want to know.

A: Don't you be scared when I say it?

B: It's fine. I'm so bold! Say it.

A: I'm going to cut off my head ......B: Huh?

A: Put on your computer again!

B: Is that okay?

A: When you see me in the future, don't call me by name.

B: What's it called?

A: A robot that wants to eat!

Some online dramas on the Internet are still very attractive and can be referred to.

The content is good, but there is no end anymore.