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One day, Cao. and Liu Bei drank wine and talked about heroes. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a p, very embarrassed. When he was in embarrassment, he only heard Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, p from the feather (rain)!" ”

As soon as Guan Yu's words fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, P is from the clouds!" ”

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to shout: "As soon as the p rang, the p flew in!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao. Without laughing, he was deeply touched by the matter. After sending Liu Bei and others away, Cao.

said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take on and make up for it, which can really be described as loyal." If it's your turn, will it be possible?

Everyone was indignant and thought, "Isn't it just a p-thing, what's so difficult about this!" ”

After a few days, Cao. He also invited Liu Bei to drink, and during the banquet he wanted to put a p to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a small p. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu hurriedly shouted first: "P is Chu (pig)!" ”

Wang Lang followed up and said: "P was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”

Cao. Hearing this, the others thought that Cao. Thinking that he was slow, they all rushed to pick himself up, and Xiahou Dun argued: "P is Dun (jumping) out!"

Wrong! Xu Huang retorted loudly when he heard this, "P is dangling!" ”

Xun You said: "P is from Yu (You)!" ”

Full pet said: "P is a pet (rushing)!" ”

Jiang Ji said: "P is Ji (squeezed)!" ”

Guo Tu said: "P is from Tu (spit)!" ”

Zhong Xuan said: "P is from Xuan (shake)!" ”

Then. Niu Jin: "P is gold (gold)!" ”

Cao Hong: "P is Hong (red)!" ”

Zhang Nan: "P is south (blue)!" ”

Cao. He was already red-faced and red-eared, and he was about to get angry.

Guo Jia continued: "P is from Jia (clip)!" ”

Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.

Cao. I fainted in anger.

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1. When we were in college, we had 3 class presidents in the dormitory, the winter was very cold, one day the 3 people did not go to class to shoot, the head teacher came to check the dormitory, just entered the door and heard a buddy let out a loud fart, the teacher said "Yo, you can still smell (text) can cover (Wu)" 2, a final term, English test, English teacher insisted that we act in groups in drama, we finished the teacher said: "Your Romeo and Juliet are not as good as their thunderstorm" I said, "Teacher, we played Dou E, They played the Peony Pavilion orange call cover "3, once I didn't bring my ID card for the fourth or sixth grade exam, the invigilator came to check and asked me for my ID card, I said teacher, I am a minor and don't have an ID card, the teacher oh and left, and came to me after a while, bluff me, hurry back and get it, if you don't cheat, I have to go back and get it."

I listened to a piece of news that occurred in a ravine in a township in Hunchun, Northeast China, where a villager, Lao Wang, listened to the cow barking at night, thinking that the cow he had lost had returned. When I got up, I saw that it was my two cows, and they came back. There is also a large Siberian tiger in the back.

Lao Wang wondered: "Tiger, tiger, why don't you go to other homes and come to my house?" The tiger said

Your surname is Wang, your name is Lao Wang, I am the king of animals, I will come to see you, brother. By the way, you lost the cow and sold it. Lao Wang said

Thank you. If you want to eat cow, you can eat it, just eat it outside, why don't you come to my house to eat? The tiger said

I've heard that foreign countries are selling donkey meat on the head of a cow, so I'll check whether your cow is a real cow or a real donkey. If it's a donkey, I'm afraid it will kick me. ”