Why are there so many Buddhas on their heads A joke 5

One joke I heard was like this.

Confucius and Rulai played rock-paper-scissors, Confucius won the first game, so he played Rulai, and then Confucius won many games, and played Rulai full of bags, Rulai has been waiting for the opportunity to take revenge, and finally there is a game Rulai won, he posed and was about to play when Confucius ran, since then, Rulai has been maintaining the posture of playing people, waiting for Confucius.

I think this question should be a "Jesus version" of the story

So, the answer should be c

Jesus and Rulai played rock-paper-scissors, the first game Jesus won, then played Rulai, and then Jesus won many games, played Rulai full of bags, Rulai has been waiting for the opportunity to take revenge, finally there is a game Rulai won, he posed and was about to play, Jesus ran away, since then, Rulai has been maintaining the posture of playing people, waiting for Jesus.

Because there are too many problems that people in the world need to solve, each Buddha is a small head, dedicated to solving problems for the world.

b. This mosquito bites.

My reasoning is: if he is a Buddha, he meditates all day long, and as a monk, he can't kill, not to mention that he is still at the boss level, what can he do if a mosquito bites his head?

Hehe, the joke on the third floor is so funny

Let's get down to business, I think it's D.

I'm the only one who chooses A? In his early years, he had many enemies and was beaten every day.

Hehe! You say him! ~

I just made it last night in the semi-diagonal design house in front of my house! ~

I chose it for him! ~~

All reasonable, I support DHe's trendy, hehehe.

Either way, I find it quite interesting.

A Buddha is a Buddha, and Buddha is an abbreviation for Buddha. Once a Buddha is attained, he has different names, among which the most representative are the ten major names, which can be regarded as the other ten names of the Buddha: 1. Nyolai. You Lao.

2. Supply. 3. Knowing everything. Fourth, the bright line is sufficient.

5. Good death. Sixth, the world's solution. 7. Supreme Sergeant.

8. Adjust the husband. 9. Celestial Master. 10. World-honored.

As for "Buddha Rulai", that is the honorific title of Sakyamuni in Journey to the West.

What is Nyorai? As it is the reincarnation of the Buddha, it means that it comes from the path of truth.

What is an offering? To make an offering is to be offered by the heavens, that is, after each Buddha has attained enlightenment, he has made a complete merit and should be offered by the heavens.

What is omniscience? The Ridge School is omniscient is truly omniscient of all dharmas, and because each Buddha has truly known all dharmas, the gods and wilderness have ascended to the level of universal beings of all strata.

What is Mingxing? Ming Xingzu is the meaning of the three Ming, such as the Destiny Ming, the Heavenly Eye, and the Leakage Ming, as well as the five elements of the Holy Line, Brahmanism, Heavenly Line, Infant Line, and Disease Line.

What is a good death? Good death means that after a Buddha has attained Buddhahood, he can freely and voluntarily enter Nirvana.

What is the worldly solution? The worldly solution is that the Buddha can understand all the truths in the world.

What is a Supreme Sergeant? The Supreme Master is the Teacher of Heaven and the Supreme One.

What does it mean to be a husband? Tempering the husband is the Buddha's teaching, which can best make the stubborn and difficult to obey and the sentient beings tame.

What is a celestial teacher? The heavenly and human teachers are the teachers of heaven and earth.

What is World-Honored One? The World-Honored One is the Buddha and the Venerable One that everyone in the world respects.