What are some funny jokes or brain teasers?

I once heard a very funny joke that I told me at my table when I was in high school, and although I have graduated now, it is still funny when I think about it: there was a woman who died and went to heaven, but she unexpectedly found that there were many ducks in heaven, and the ducks were running around in heaven, and if they were not careful, they would step on it, and the caretaker of heaven told this woman not to step on the ducks, otherwise she would be tied to one of the ugliest men in the world, and this woman had been living in heaven carefullyLuckily, she never stepped on the duck, and one day, she was suddenly caught, and the administrator tied her up with a super super handsome guy. She was very happy in her heart, thinking that this was the reward for not stepping on the duck all the time, she had been living with this handsome guy, and one day she asked on a whim why this handsome guy came here, and the handsome guy said with a sad face

Because I stepped on a duck!

Whenever I was sick as a child, my mom would make me a cup of coffee. She said to me gently, "Foreigners drink this."

I was always afraid of coffee, sweet and bitter, and now I have traveled all over Milo, Shangdao, Cat Poop and Starbucks, but I can never find the taste of the same year again, until one day I drank a cup of Banlan Root Powder.

The bill for a night in a hotel was 800 yuan, and she complained that it was too expensive. The manager said it was a standard charge and the hotel had a pool, gym and wifi. The beauty said that she didn't use it at all, and the manager said that the hotel provided it, but she didn't use it herself.

The female guest opened her purse and took out the money to pay the bill, but said that she would deduct the 700 yuan that the manager spent with her for the Spring Festival, and only took out 100 yuan. The manager exclaimed, "How can I have?" Female guest: "I have it, you don't need it!" ”

I used to watch a piece of news, but I don't know if it's true or not. Ten old friends got together to drink, and because of the excitement, one person drank too much alcohol and died of poisoning. The family of the deceased was entangled, and the living people also felt that they couldn't go, so they gave 30,000 yuan as a pension.

After the funeral of the deceased, 9 people were in a bad mood, so they made an appointment to drink to kill their sorrows, and one more died of drinking.

Walking alone on campus at Christmas, I found that there were a lot of ugly girls and handsome guys, and I suddenly felt very heartbroken, why don't I have a boyfriend? It's so unfair, I'm uglier than them!

Zhuangzi said: "Perch swims calmly, which is the joy of fish." ”

Keiko said: "Zifei fish, the joy of knowing fish? ”

Zhuangzi said: "The son is not me, and I don't know the joy of fish?" ”

Huizi said: "The son is not me, and I don't know the joy of the fish?" ”

Zhuangzi said: "The son is not me, I don't know the son, I don't know the joy of fish?" ”

Huizi said: "The son is not me, I don't know the son, I don't know the son, I don't know the joy of the fish?" ”

Zhuangzi said: "The son is not me, I don't know the son, I don't know the son, I don't know the son, I don't know the joy of fish?" ”

Huizi said: "The son is not me, and Anzhi ......."”

Zhuangzi, one kill!

Children's brain teasers: During a break in a soccer game, dad asks his son what is next to his right foot and his left foot can't touch? My son got it right with a whim, you know? - Answer: Left foot.

There is a person who wants to **, so he only eats half of each meal, once he ordered a breakfast and said, "Boss, come to a bowl of hot dry noodles, half a portion", so the boss said, "I have seen green onions, garlic, and vegetables, but I have never seen it with feces".

Brain teaser: iron rusts when left outside, but what about gold outside? - The answer is: it will be lost!

There was a man surnamed Tie who was sick, what was his disease?

Answer: There is nothing wrong with Lao Tie!