Drink smoothly with good words and sentences, and drink with the most classic humor

1. I salute the past with a glass of wine, and the story is not strong with you.

2. I want to get drunk with you and tell all the stories that love you.

3. Don't ask me how much I drink.

It's not good, pour three cups in front of your lover.

4. If you can't wait for the porridge in the morning, then pour it full of late-night wine.

5. I hate the taste of wine, but I love the feeling of being drunk.

6. Wanting to drink with you is fake, and wanting to get drunk in your arms is real.

7. A cup of respect for your carelessness, and a cup of respect for my own affection.

8. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

9. Men drink to distinguish friends, and women drink to know hooligans.

10. Drunk people smile and raise their wine glasses, but their eyes are full of tears.

11. I'm tired of drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink.

12. Wine can't make me drunk, but you break my heart.

**。13. People say that stories are more compatible with wine, but they don't know that this is easier to make ** cry.

14. Either don't drink the wine, or get drunk, because the feeling of being half-drunk and unconscious is too sober, which either reminds people of old love or old love.

15. Don't contact anyone when you're drunk, don't make any decisions late at night, try to hold your hypocritical words in your heart, and when it's dawn, you'll be glad you didn't say it at the time.

16. You persuade me not to drink, as if you care about me, but you don't know that the reason why I drink is you, you persuade me not to stay up late, as if you care about me, but you don't know that you are the reason why I stay up late.

17. If you can be comfortable, who will choose to be displaced. If this glass of wine can make me forget all the sadness, then I will do it first.

About the taste of the sake itself and how it feels after drinkingIt looks like water, smells intoxicating, drinks it in a spicy mouth, and leaves the stomach haunted. I stumbled while walking, I wanted to find water in the middle of the night, and I woke up regretting it, and I was physically and mentally exhausted. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach, and if you are afraid of getting drunk, you will mix the water with the wine.

Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos, get drunk, sleep under the table. Pretending to be drunk and not wanting to tip. When pouring wine, the wind and drizzle, when persuading wine, sweet words.

When drinking, talk boldly, drink too much, talk nonsense, and in the end, it pours down. In this summary, the overall feeling is that drinking is sin.

Some helpless feelings when drinkingPeople walk in the rivers and lakes, they can't leave the wine, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink high. Men don't drink and walk in vain, buddies don't drink, they don't have good friends. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

The five languages when drinking, wine strengthens heroes, bold words, persuades friends to drink more, and rhetoric. There is no depth of sanity, gibberish, into a dream, without saying a word. Wake up and regret and talk to yourself.

Today's wine, today's drunk, don't live too tired, live well, live badly, just hope that the mood is good. This summary expresses a little helplessness when drinking.

The most classic humor drinks smoothly:1. It's rare to get drunk a few times in life, and you must drink it in place!

2. If you don't drink, I don't drink, where will the good Chinese wine go!

3, you're not drunk, I'm not drunk, who will sleep on the road!

4. Life is just about these few meals, whoever drinks it first will leave first.

5. I am in a variety of states after drinking, and I am here every time.

6. Wine and wine are good friends, everything is just wine in the cup.

7. One day in the Yellow River, a wave and a sip of wine!

8. When the road is uneven, you roar, who drinks if you don't drink.

9, the white emperor of the court, between the clouds, half a catty, eight or two idle.

10. Wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, not drunk and homeless, come, do one.

11. Men don't drink and can't make good friends.

12. We are all close friends when we get together, so I'll drink a glass of comfort wine first.

13. Sky blue, sea blue, cup by cup down.

14. People walk in the rivers and lakes, and they can't leave wine; People are floating in the rivers and lakes, so can they not drink high.

15. How to say love, pour it into the cup full of wine, cup after cup, I won't let go of it!

16. At one end of the wine glass, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks are mentioned, you can; Stop drinking and eating, if you can't do it; You're drunk and I'm drunk, it's not right.

17. Wine today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; It's good, it's bad, it's just that the mood is good.

1. There are thousands of glasses of wine, drink as much as you can, and run away if you can't drink.

2. Pour it into the glass full of wineCup after cup, I won't let go of it.

3. If a person drinks too muchWhen you get older, have a problem with your legs, and you can't drink anymore, you will get angry when you see others drinking, and it's not always a good thing for a person to be angry all the time.

4. I have my storyBut I don't drink, and even when I do, I beg to get drunk.

5. Art for art's sakeIt doesn't make more sense than drinking for the sake of drinking.

6. I don't drink alcohol, all pretending to be confused.

7. Heartbreak drinkingDrinking hurts your lungs, and in the end you have no heart and no lungs.