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I can drink beer and drinks, so I don't want employees.
I can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, so I train employees.
I can drink eight taels and drink a catty, so that I can rest assured that the employees.
can drink a pound and drink a barrel, so that the employee is promoted to vice president.
You can drink one bucket and two cylinders, so that people can't find it.
This is Ma Ji and Liu Wei's "After Getting Rich", a cross talk about satirical drinking. It's a story about applying for a job.
Ma Ji, formerly known as Ma Shuhuai, was born on August 2, 1934 in Baodi District, Tianjin, a cross talk performance artist and cross talk master.
In 1956, Ma Ji joined the China Radio Rap Troupe and studied under Mr. Hou Baolin. After 1965, Ma Ji officially became a Chinese cross talk actor. In the 80s, Ma Ji put cross talk on the stage of the gala marked by the Spring Festival Gala, in 1983, he was appointed as the chief planner of the first Spring Festival Gala, in 1984, he created "Universe Brand Cigarettes" to enter the Spring Festival Gala, in 1987, Ma Ji created group comedy "Five Senses Fight for Merit", and in 1989, he performed cross talk "Farewell" at the Spring Festival Gala.
In 1991, he created the cross talk "Trainee", and in 1996, he created the work "Old and Young Music". On October 3, 2003, the Beijing Weekend Crosstalk Club was established, and Ma Ji attended and inscribed a plaque. In September 2006, the Peony Award in the Chinese opera industry awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award to Ma Ji.
On December 20, 2006, he died of heart disease in Beijing at the age of 72.
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can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, so that employees should be trained; I can drink eight taels and drink a catty, so that I can rest assured that the employees. can drink a pound and drink a barrel, so that the employee is promoted to vice president. You can drink one bucket and two cylinders, so that people can't find it.
Slip it off"It mainly reflects many undesirable phenomena in satirical society, mostly related to current affairs, and has a distinct tendency in the sense of praise and disapproval"Folk songs"The definitions coincide.
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I can drink beer and drinks, so I don't want employees.
I can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, so I train employees.
I can drink eight taels and drink a catty, so that I can rest assured that the employees.
can drink a pound and drink a barrel, so that the employee is promoted to vice president.
You can drink one bucket and two cylinders, so that people can't find it.
I can't remember if the employee was or the employee.
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I appreciate being able to drink two taels and five taels of such comrades, and I appreciate that I can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, such comrades should be cultivated, and they can drink eight taels and drink one catty, so that comrades can rest assured, they can drink liquor and beer, and such comrades must be transferred, and they can drink beer and drinks, and no one wants such comrades.
If you can drink one catty and drink eight taels, you are sorry for the people, you are sorry for the party, and you can drink eight taels and half a catty, and such comrades should be careful, and if they can drink eight taels and half a catty, the party and the people are not at ease.
If you can drink a pound and drink a bucket, you will be promoted to be the vice president when you can drink a bucket, and you will be the boss in the future.
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can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, such a comrade must be cultivated. can drink eight taels and one catty, such a comrade is very relieved.
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Mr. Ma Ji is a generation of cross talk masters in my country, but he has left a lot of joy for people.
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Ma Ji's classic crosstalk jokes include: "Hundred Blows", "Looking for Uncle", "Ode to Friendship", "Five Senses Fighting for Merit", "Universe Brand Cigarettes" and so on.
1, "Hundred Blows".
This cross talk was created by Ma Ji and Wang Jinbao in 1984. This cross talk shows two people bragging, and the theme and theme are relatively concentrated. In the bragging competition, because of the open-mouthed, unbounded, you have to say, I have to say, sometimes fall into the embarrassing situation of thinking about right and wrong and difficult to justify, so that the audience insight into the truth and falsehood and trigger a series of laughter, the more hearty the audience laughs, the greater the irony, the stronger the artistic appeal.
2, "Looking for Uncle".
Ma Ji's "Looking for Uncle" is a short lip-synching repertoire. Created by Ma Ji in 1959, the work tells the story of his visit to Baotou to find his uncle in the form of A's own account.
3, "Ode to Friendship".
This cross talk is Mr. Ma Ji's masterpiece. After the Chinese railway survey team took the "Friendship" steamship to Tanzania, they braved the wind and rain in the primeval forest, overcame thorns and thorns, and conscientiously completed the field survey task in order to build the Tanzania-Zambia Railway, which was praised by the people of Dangshi.
4, "Five Senses Fight for Merit".
This cross talk was created by Ma Ji and performed with Liu Wei, Feng Gong, Zhao Yan, and Wang Jinbao. The cross talk adopts an anthropomorphic form of expression, using a dream of the author Ma Ji as the cause of the incident, using four actors as the author's mouth, eyes, ears, and nose, and through their arguments with the author and their mutual arguments with each other as the background to form a burden and then produce jokes.
5. "Universe Brand Cigarettes".
This cross talk is a masterpiece in Ma Ji's classic cross talk, and it is a stand-up comedy. Performed on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 1984, this work satirizes false advertising, acupuncture and disadvantages, deep rent buried in the hearts of the people, and there is no lack of humor, the image is simple and with some small citizens, drawing on the essence of dramatic performance, broadening the performance form of cross talk, and becoming the pioneering work of "sketch cross talk".
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Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, furnace Qingxiao cong pig, roasted duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage.
Assorted Su Paner, smoked chicken and white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, stuffed duck with Jiang rice.
Canned pheasant, canned quail, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash worm.
Braised loin silk, braised duck kidney, braised duck strips, mixed duck shreds, yellow heart tubes, stewed white eel, braised yellow eel, black bean catfish, pot roasted carp, pot roasted catfish, steamed soft-shelled turtle, fried carp, fried prawns, soft fried loin, soft fried chicken.
Assorted sausages, sesame ghee rolls, boiled jackdaws, boiled fresh mushrooms, boiled fish breasts, boiled fish maw, boiled fish bones, boiled fish fillets, vinegar boiled pork slices.
Braised three cautious search for fresh, stewed white mushrooms, stewed whole? Child, stewed pigeon eggs, fried shrimp, braised shrimp, braised waist flowers, braised sea cucumber, fried hoof tendons.
Pot-roasted sea cucumber, pot-roasted cabbage, fried open ear, fried field chicken, osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried birds, fried pieces, steamed Jiang conpoy, sugar boiled and sweet rice.
Mixed shredded chicken, mixed belly, assorted tofu, assorted dices, bad duck, bad crab, bad fish, bad fish fillet, boiled crab meat, fried crab meat, mixed crab meat Yu Sakura, steamed pumpkin, stuffed gourd, fried loofah, stuffed winter melon, stewed chicken palm, braised duck palm, braised bamboo shoots, boiled white, eggplant dried oven meat, duck soup, crab soup.
Three fresh mulberry soup.
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