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Anonymous users2024-02-11Delete yesterday's troubles, determine today's happiness, set tomorrow's happiness, store eternal love, cancel the hatred of the world, paste beautiful moods, copy intoxicating landscapes, print your charming smiles.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10Oh my God, there are 6 "Xiaoqiang" in 4 taels of rice!! I couldn't hold back the long-suppressed anger in my heart anymore, I came to the window of the meal angrily, and threw the iron lunch box of one pound and eight taels to the windowsill, and in an instant, the noisy canteen quieted down, and more than a thousand pairs of eyes looked at Master Liu, who was cooking, and his face did not change and his heart did not beat, and he calmly pushed my lunch box out: "How many times have I said it, collect 7 cockroaches, and then exchange for a bean bag!"
Everyone turned ......
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Anonymous users2024-02-09I'm willing to spend this dime to send you a text message, which means that I am not a dime infallible, so are you happy today, if you are not happy, return this dime to me.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08When I have money, I'll take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Let's "Pick up a list of jokes" and have a surprise!
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Anonymous users2024-02-06The rooster and the hen were basking in the grass in the sun, and the hen pointed to her belly and said, "Look, look, my baby is moving!" The rooster turned his head: "Do you call it fetal movement?" You're an egg ache! ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-05In the examination room of the fourth-level exam, the atmosphere was solemn, the left hand of the student was under the table, and he was still silently reading something in his mouth, and the invigilator walked over to take a look, and the student was holding a string of Buddhist beads in his left hand
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Why do beans fly? Because he's a magic bean. Why do rabbits fly? Because he ate the magic beans. Why do eagles fly? Because he could have flown by himself.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03May sweetness accompany you through every day of the 365 days, may warmth accompany you through every hour of the day, may peace walk with you through every minute of every minute, may happiness walk with you through every minute and every second!
A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness and happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Reunion, harmony and beauty, prosperous!
Good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you, I wish you a happy day, go to the home of the God of Wealth, dreams come true, win the jackpot today, go to work tomorrow, and the blessings of friends are all sincere.
Yesterday was walked by myself, tomorrow is about to be walked, only today is walking...I wish you every day to walk wonderfully, every step is safe, every moment is happy, every minute is happy, every second is happy. China bless it.
I wish you a smile to run away, two laughs to dissipate anger, three laughs to regret things, four laughs to escape from illness, five laughs never get old, and six laughs to be happy. Smile often, wrinkles are reduced.
Tea, to be drunk strongly, until bland and tasteless. Wine, to get drunk, never want to wake up. People want to love deeply, and they want to continue to love in the next life. Friend, to forever, hey, look at the mobile phone text message this person ......Not bad!
God said: The so-called happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a lover who loves you deeply, a group of trusted friends, when you receive this message, everything will follow!!
It is a kind of safety to have friends to walk with, it is a kind of strength to have friends to encourage, it is a kind of motivation to have friends to give advice, and it is a kind of happiness to have friends who miss it! I wish you happiness every second, happiness every day, and happiness every year.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02The so-called happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply, a group of trusted friends, when you receive this message, everything will follow, hope.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Saying something out of place will have unexpected effects, such as, Wishing you prosperity, grow up quickly.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31I wish you all a happy time at work. Come home and have a good time. Sleep and sleep beautifully.
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Anonymous users2024-01-30Ask for more happy blessings.
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Anonymous users2024-01-29Wishing you happiness and happiness every day forever.
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Anonymous users2024-01-28Thank you for your blessings, I will definitely have it, I will definitely make myself in a good mood.
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One day you handle a bottle of water and then a guy comes over and asks for your water, what will you do? I think if he was a poor man, a thirsty man like him, I would give her this bottle of water, because I was going to be a good person.