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Thousands of Miles Away" funny lyrics:
I love Chinese cabbage and love TV.
I love to eat kelp, so I do evil, and the newspaper is **.
Love pineapple pie, love apple pie, and be treated.
No pineapple pie, no apple pie, feet are still broken (bai), dream wakes up, who is on the windowsill.
Stealing Chinese cabbage?
The cabbage, which is as bitter as coffee, is still ignored!
I'll send you away.
Beyond heaven, you are silent black and white.
In this era, the hair has turned gray and has been replaced by children.
I'll send you away.
Outside of hell, are you still there?
Life and death are hard to guess, don't guess, just guess that you have worshipped!
Chrysanthemum Terrace" funny lyrics.
Your brain, the nerves aren't normal, I'm sitting on the balcony.
Look at your dead cells.
The night was too long, it condensed into frost, who was on the balcony.
Died in agony.
The snow drifted silently, drifting away the sorrow, and you leaned against the windowsill, blown away by the snow.
Dreams are here, turning into a bowl of soup, blown to death by the wind, your cells.
You age, I am fragrant, and your cells are all dead.
People die and break their bowels, and your heart lies quietly.
The spring breeze is warm, the flowers are going to bloom, and your hair is constantly cut!
Because your cells are dead.
It's good to go home, the cheat sheet keeps copying, and the teacher keeps going around.
You can't escape the final exam.
After the exam, I came again, and I couldn't get rid of it.
It feels so good to cheat, don't worry about the teacher's waist.
Copy the notes of a semester and the key points that you can't read into the cheat sheet, so that you can forget the troubles of each subject.
Our class is my castle, and I create one point for each subject.
The smiles of my classmates are my treasure.
If you can cheat, you will know that this subject will not be broken.
Hands can be rough for results.
Ah, what glory, so proud.
You're the wind for me, I'm copying it for you.
Ah, the feeling of cheating is really good.
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Bitter tea, love macchiato, colorful lollipop.
Just take a look at the ** of Lollipop.
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"School Song":
The sun was shining in the sky, the flowers smiled at me, and the bird said, early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives, I went to blow up the school, the teacher didn't know, pulled the line, ran quickly, and the school was gone.
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I'm going to blow up the school.
The elder brother stood up.
Sister sister stood up.
38 train. I love to fight landlords.
My friend paid me back.
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In the quiet summer, so-and-so stood on the side of the road, urinating everywhere and shamelessly, everyone flattened him together, you can also take it as invisible, you can also take pictures to take a souvenir.
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