Who has a funny version of Tang poems? Super hilarious ancient poems

Yes! Silent night"Dead":

In the bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai opened the window.

Seeing X-rays, teeth are gone!

Spring Dawn: Spring sleep is not aware, mosquito bites everywhere.

Buzzing at night, how many bags are ding?

In the bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai opened the window.

Seeing X-rays, teeth are gone!

Silent Night Poems. Bright moonlight in front of the bed.

Suspected of thinking about the mother-in-law.

The more I thought about it, the more panicked I became.

The chicken is erect.

Spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. Hit DDV, I don't know how many people died.

The uncle asked Xiao Lori for directions: "How to get to the Public Security Bureau?" Little Lori glanced at the uncle twice and asked

Do you want to walk or take a car? "Can I take a car?" That's a car ride, of course!

So, Xiao Lori handed the wallet in her arms to the uncle: "You take this well." After the uncle took the wallet, the little Lori immediately shouted:

Heist it! Ten minutes later, the uncle sat in the escort car of the Public Security Bureau and left the usual place gorgeously.

Y, I. You want me to go **? There's no place in the house that I haven't loved once.

Super funny ancient poems, detailed as follows:

1. "Tianzi Poems":

1. In the past, Tian was rich in words, and now God Biyou Hita is tired. When you drag your feet, you become a leader, and you don't feel free when you come out. Tian Anxin often thinks about it, and Tian Zai is worried in his heart. At the beginning, I only looked at the field for the blessing of Huai, who expected the field to be stacked and sorrowful.

2. The author of this poem is the great painter Shen Zhou of the Ming Dynasty, Shen Zhou's paintings are as famous as Tang Bohu, and the level of poetry is also quite outstanding. When we look at this poem, it is humorous, but it is derived from the glyph of "Tian", clever association, interesting conception, so as to make people's eyes shine.

3. There is no need to analyze the details of this poem, such as "rich", "tired", "a", "shen", "thinking", "thinking", "fu" and other words, which are closely related to the word "Tian" in terms of glyphs. In other words, the poem is a bit like the game that children like to play by adding a stroke to make one word become another. The whole poem is as clear as words, and the language is popular, similar to the writing of limerick poems, so that the majority of rich gentry and ordinary people can immediately understand the meaning of the poem.

2. "Narration":

1. The west wind and rain sounded, and the thighs did not fall. The list is on the street, borrowing from people with pants. In ancient times, scholars looked very beautiful, but if the family was poor, even if they had so-called talents, they would suffer from lack of food and clothing.

2. For example, in ancient times, there was a scholar who was so poor that he had no pants to wear one year, and he wrote this funny and humorous ancient poem in the midst of hardship. These thighs have no fall, straightforward and popular, and the sorrow of not wearing pants is vividly written. The list is on the street, borrowing from people with pants.

The meaning of these two lines of poetry is that I don't have pants to wear on my thighs anyway, so I might as well write a notice tomorrow and give it to those who have extra pants.

It's Li Bai's: Ask, what is Li Bai's wife's name and what is the child's name.

Answer, the wife's name: Zhao (Zhao) incense burner and the child's name: Ziyan.

The sunshine incense burner was smoking, and so-and-so came to the bathroom. Xiao Liu dart in an instant, and so-and-so became a little eunuch. Hope satisfied :-d

1. By asking where the restaurant is, there are big restaurants in front.

2, Uncle Zhimei in the corner, ask who you fall in love with, if you don't say it, it's you at the same table.

There are colorful phoenix wings, plucking phoenix is not as good as a chicken.